Boolean Bozoism #15

As always, Google, thanks a whole fucking bunch.

Thank God for that Gloria Swanson-loving demographic:

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Yes, Pottersville, a political blog, is your one-stop smut shopping destination:

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TESTICLE BRUTALIZATION
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cockersuckers (Ladies and gentlemen, hide your spaniels.)

It's always refreshing to know there are some men out there who know exactly what they want:

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I'd like to know why Google thinks these fictional URLs in any way, shape or form resembles mine:

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Anyone this illiterate doesn't deserve pornography, even if it's incest:

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As usual, I have no fucking idea what these people are looking for or why they think I can possibly help them:

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Nor did the former dildo salesman he appointed to head FEMA. (I'd love to shake the hand of the person who wrote this.)
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HELP!! What really ails america thesis (After you write your thesis, kiddo, send it along to the WH. They need all the help they can get.)

And the prize for the three most shit-inducing search phrases are:

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rush limbaugh should be raped (Volunteers? Anyone? Bueller?)
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