Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Boolean Bozoism #15



As always, Google, thanks a whole fucking bunch.

Thank God for that Gloria Swanson-loving demographic:

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old ladys fucking strippers
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Yes, Pottersville, a political blog, is your one-stop smut shopping destination:

jailbait strippers
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getting my grandchild back (I hope this wasn't asked by the same person looking for "jailbait strippers.")
fuck this women
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arab womem fucked at rediologist
stripper sex fuck-o-vision (Stripper sex, now in Fuck-O-Vision!!!)
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castro's monster cock (There's a joke in here somewhere about the Cuban Missile Crisis but I'll leave it where it is.)
little brown cocksuckers
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TESTICLE BRUTALIZATION
spanish inquisition testicle

sisterfuckingblack
bother and sister interviewed and then fuck (Well, at least incest has a screening process.)

guy caught fucking another guy by his woman
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"can I have a blowjob" in italian
Fuck the Women
fuck women?
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What is another word for bush
world's best cock sucker
toolfest gay porn ("Next on This Old Asshole...")
can i call german lawyer shyster
vomitoncock
cocksucker day (It's a holiday, now? Thank God the Democrats control Congress, huh?)
cockersuckers (Ladies and gentlemen, hide your spaniels.)

It's always refreshing to know there are some men out there who know exactly what they want:

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anonymous blogs about bad veterinarians
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I'd like to know why Google thinks these fictional URLs in any way, shape or form resembles mine:

www,caughtfucking,com
www.facebook of fucking(18+).com
www.arabian preggo eksekutif.com
www.fuckt the women
beg tits arab.com
BIG BACK ASS.COM
www.germanfuck.com

Anyone this illiterate doesn't deserve pornography, even if it's incest:

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As usual, I have no fucking idea what these people are looking for or why they think I can possibly help them:

have yourself a merry weinstein
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pictures of men putting their cocks in women in a line
the contact of the woman wishing to have fuck
if am elected the president of an organisation,how do i present my acceptance speech? (If you need to come to my site for the answer to that, pal, then they need a new method for electing their chief executives.)
Nor did the former dildo salesman he appointed to head FEMA. (I'd love to shake the hand of the person who wrote this.)
blue cocksucker
Fat naked kids dancing
which is a better anachronism thomas jefferson in a jumpsuit or ronald regan in cowboy boots
one day this world fuck
ronald reagan inauguration minstral (Doesn't surprise that Ronnie had a minstrel show at his inauguration.)
gum removal on craigslist (I always hated it when people would tack up their ads with Wrigley's.)
cornell ignores me stalks me (There's nothing worse than a schizophrenic Ivy League University.)
turkey board of directors rubber plantation association@hotmail.com 2009
how many days before a dog is able to corpulate from its period
non-liberal movie reviews
Secretary Sibelius’s response to mamogram ("Ouch.")
10 greatest conservative people (Oh, man, anyone want a piece of this?)
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HELP!! What really ails america thesis (After you write your thesis, kiddo, send it along to the WH. They need all the help they can get.)

And the prize for the three most shit-inducing search phrases are:

rape blog google
rush limbaugh should be raped (Volunteers? Anyone? Bueller?)
is serial killing a fact of reincarnation

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