Thursday, March 22, 2012

First They Came After Our Papers...


(Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Mrs. JP for this catch. Luv ya, babe.)

...then they came after... our Facebook passwords???

Yes, folks, this is how much of a funhouse reflection of its former self our nation has become. Now universities and government entities are asking people for their Facebook passwords and deciding whether to give them scholarships or jobs based on what they see. Says the Huffington Post:
MSNBC reports that some government agencies and colleges are now requiring applicants to give them their Facebook passwords so that they can see what's behind the privacy wall.

Examples include Maryland's Department of Corrections asking applicants to let an interviewer watch as they log into their Facebook account, as well as some colleges that require athletes to accept friend requests from coaches, according to MSNBC.

There's not much you can do about Depts of Correction and universities because the US Constitution doesn't apply to them. It does, however, apply to any federal agency that apparently has never heard of an obscure old law called the 4th Amendment (illegal search and seizure).

Let's just set aside for a minute the absurdity of Facebook acquiring this much power and credibility to the point where it's now become a national barometer for individual moral character or the lack thereof. After all, this overrated website was purloined from the beginning by a dishonest douchebag named Mark Zuckerberg who not only ripped off Harvard University but his closest friends and partners and would later crawl into bed with Goldman Sachs. He's made a billion dollars for every year he's been alive by selling your personal information that you're stupid enough to give him.

As justly maligned as it is, perhaps the biggest attraction of Facebook to over 750,000,000 users is that it permits the privacy many of us need to let down our hair and be ourselves or be someone we're not and to do so without fear of retaliation.

Asking someone for their Facebook passwords no matter what's on the line is hardly better or less unseemly than a spam email asking you for that or contact/financial information. Now we're told to give up even more personal information so that you might not get that job or promotion or life-saving scholarship because of that Photoshopped picture you put up nine months ago of Rick Santorum covered with anal lube?

Long before Myspace, back when Mark Zuckerberg was pushing around a projector for the AV squad in high school, we thought trading a little bit of liberty and civil rights was a good thing when Bush and his jackals were drawing up the Enabling Act USA PATRIOT Act and had set up the Department of Homeland Security. We were told the price of liberty and constitutional protections were necessary if we wanted to continue living in this, uh, liberty-laden, free society. We were told, "Don't worry, you'll get your God-given rights back as soon as we're done with them, as soon as beat them suiciders," and we gulped and said, "OK."

Because the neocons, working hand-in-hand with the terrorists, ensured the terr'ists would win by ensuring we would live in fear, that we'd wet our pants at the sight of a person darker than us wearing a do-rag or smelling vaguely of falafel. And we were still OK with that even after it became obvious that even after bin Laden was killed reaching for a bag of Skittles and a can of iced tea that "the loss of a little bit of liberty was worth every second and then some of the security we got in exchange" and completely forgetting what Benjamin fucking Franklin had to say on that very subject.

This was still A-OK with many of you sniveling assholes because you honestly never saw this coming, this one inescapable, ineluctable fact: That unchallenged abuse only encourages more abuse.

Now, the very government that's supposed to honor the Constitution from top to bottom is now breaking that very basic law called the 4th amendment by demanding we hand over what's one of the few things remaining to each person and each person only: Our social network passwords.

So, vetting references, criminal background checks (CORIs), humiliating drug screenings even credit background checks aren't enough for some people, now they need to know what you say and do when you're on your own time when you think no one's looking or ever will be looking. It's only a matter of time before they continue by asking us for our IP addresses so they can find out where we go online all the time, then, if genetics holds out the faintest hope of being a predictor of future behavior and future job performance, blood tests.

Bravo, people. I really hope that Bush and Cheney keeping the terr'ists at bay after 9/11 was worth it because now you can say bye bye to the freedoms you took for granted when Clinton was still president.

8 Comments:

At March 22, 2012 at 7:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love you too.

mrs. jp

 
At March 22, 2012 at 7:54 PM, Blogger Suzi said...

Wow this is one of your best!
Susan

 
At March 22, 2012 at 9:13 PM, Blogger Mike said...

It all changed after 9/11 (whether you put any credence to the offical story) just as, from what I've read and reading now - 'JFK and the Unspeakable', the end of America started with them killing JFK. Now we are in the continued creep of corporate/facist model putting the finishing pieces together for when something throws the system into chaos be it economic or some other event.

 
At March 22, 2012 at 10:22 PM, Anonymous Comrade Rutherford said...

"federal agency that apparently has never heard of an obscure old law called the 4th Amendment"

Dude, where have you been? Gingrich overturned that archaic relic with the 1996 Omnibus Crime Act.

Rep Conyers offered the 4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution verbatim as an amendment to the crime bill. Gingrich and his Republican extremists howled and gnashed heir teeth and rent their clothing and violently voted it down saying that Conyer's frivolous amendment (where did he get such crazy liberal ideas, anyway?) would undermine every single item in the Omnibus Crime Act of 1996.

And so the extremists passed the crime bill and the 4th Amendment was overturned by Newt Gingrich in 1996.

 
At March 23, 2012 at 8:59 PM, Anonymous Comrade Rutherford said...

UPDATE:

Facebook responded today issuing a warning to all companies seeking passwords to Facebook users.

The warning was that the information of the users belonged to Facebook and they would vigorously prosecute any corporation that gains unauthorized access to user's accounts!

 
At March 23, 2012 at 10:33 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Define "unauthorized." If someone's brow-beaten into surrendering a FB password in the hopes of getting a job or into college, then it automatically becomes authorized. There's nothing to stop these entities from asking for such information.

 
At March 24, 2012 at 8:47 AM, Blogger Bukko Canukko said...

Another reason I'm glad that my wife and I never did Facebook. We were paranoid about it from the git-go. We're also so paranoid we don't own a cell phone (aka tracking device that microwaves your skull when you use it.)

I hear more and more people saying, essentially, "I like Facebook, but..." Thus begins the descent into un-cooldom. I give it five years before it's MySpace. (Remember that? of course YOU do, JP, you've got a brain, but to anybody under 20, it's "so 5 yrs ago." Things get irrelevant quickly in this vapourware world. That's why Facebook has a financial incentive to fight this privacy-stealing idea of demanding passwords. Thieving privacy is THEIR business, not some employer's.

Schmuckerberg will get to keep the billions he got from the IPO, though, and the big losers will be anyone who bought stock in a company with no profits ever. Those investors probably include a lot of Facebook junkies who went for shares thinking "I love my Facebook page. I want to give them money so I can be a part of it, feel like I'm one of the owners." Suckers!

Anyway, JP, you eliminating your Facebook page? To take part in it is to support it...

 
At March 24, 2012 at 9:29 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

I set up an anti-Facebook page in order to reach those on Facebook. Otherwise, it would be hit-and-miss at best. It can hardly be said that I support FB since I tell Mark Zuckerberg and his purloined site to go fuck themselves on my wall every chance I get.

And you're optimistic if you think FB is going to prosper for 5 more years. I give them no more than two. But you're right. The bastard will get to keep all that money from his IPO and believe you me, he will bail like an Enron executive the minute the stock price starts to plummet and leave everyone else holding the empty bag that used to be their investment portfolio. Never trust anyone that climbs into bed with Goldman Sachs.

 

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