Wednesday, March 15, 2017

I'm Having a Better Day Than Julius Caesar

     It was getting to the point where I thought I'd never get to write this post. After hundreds and hundreds of form rejection letters from literary agencies on two continents and four countries, I was beginning to lose hope. Then today, on the Ides of March, I get the email I've been waiting literally decades for:
     I found a British publisher for Tatterdemalion. The acquisitions editor emailed me early this afternoon to tell me he loved it (I submitted it on March 3rd). I can't mention the name of the publisher just yet until I sign the contract, which ought to arrive in the mail in a couple of weeks.
     But these people are legit. I'd checked them out on their website both before and after I'd submitted and they're not some vanity press or third party publisher like the one from Athens that approached me on Christmas Eve (they wanted 200 Euros to cover advertising costs). They've also published two of my Facebook friends. I'm going to get 50% on the Kindle sales and 30% on the print edition, with author copies sold at 40% off. They also want to sign me to a three book deal, plus the two Scott Carson short stories and the Carson novella on which I've been working since 2015.
     Hopefully, they'll do for me what Bookoutre (another startup publisher that recently got snapped up by the Hachette Book Group) did for Robert Bryndza and his The Girl in the Ice (which I'm reading right now). That book sold over a million copies in just under a year.
     I'm so excited right now, I don't know whether to shit or wind my watch.

8 Comments:

At March 16, 2017 at 4:41 PM, Anonymous Anton said...

Hey JP: Do both! Wind your watch while shitting!
(Premature) Congratulations (all fingers & toes crossed).

 
At March 16, 2017 at 4:45 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Good advice, Anton.

 
At March 17, 2017 at 8:43 AM, Anonymous CC said...

Sounds promising. I hope this doesn't fall through due to some vacillating editor or act of God.

 
At March 17, 2017 at 10:42 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Boy, no black cloud is thick enough to block your neverending ray of sunshine, huh, CC?

 
At March 17, 2017 at 4:18 PM, Anonymous CC said...

Believe me, I'd like to see you post an image of the contract when it arrives and then one of your first royalty check on this site.

Will the publisher give your book a facelift?

 
At March 17, 2017 at 7:08 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Sort of.

He wants to go with a new cover and I readily agreed to this. I was pleased with the work done by my first graphic designer. I just wasn't too crazy with the layout. We are, however, keeping the VTKS Choice font for branding purposes and I assume we'll use it as the title font for all the entries in the series (I may have mentioned he bought the entire franchise to date, including the two short stories I'd sent you plus the two sequels, plus the novella on which I've been working).

I have absolutely no idea what we'll decide on. But his design dept. will send me three mockups to choose from and will work closely with me just as my first two cover artists did. We have to keep the time frame intact and referenced but I think he'll still wish to go with a more contemporary and trendy format. I just don't want it looking too generic or trendy so people will pass it by in a bookstore. That means the spine will especially have to pop out.

But I already plan on taking a picture of the contract as well as photocopying it here in the house and then posting a pic of the first royalty check, which unfortunately may not come for another year.

 
At March 20, 2017 at 1:25 AM, Anonymous Comrade Rutherford said...

Great news, JP! Congratulations!

Weren't you working on a second 'sins of out fathers', too? I really liked those characters...

What still haunts me is the one from years ago with the girl scavenging Chernobyl... I've never forgotten that one...

 
At March 20, 2017 at 11:37 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Thanks, CR. No, you're thinking of GODS OF OUR FATHERS. Yeah, I got almost 100,000 words into that one when I realized it was going off in a direction with which I wasn't comfortable. So I shelved it and began working on other things. Now I'm hard at work on TATTERDEMALION's sequel, THE MURDER MACHINE. The other novel you mentioned was CHERNOBYL DREAMS, which is the third novel in the Joe Roman trilogy. God, I haven't touched that one in ages. I always have a lot of irons in the fire, though.

 

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