Wednesday, April 22, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(Justice is blind. It Can't See Rich People.)

     So what does the future hold in store for Hollywood and talent and literary agencies? Who knows? But eventually, once this pandemic recedes for good, people will want to be entertained. A lot. But it'll take a while for theaters to fill up again. And trying to get production and demand in synch is going to be the tricky part.

    I suppose by next week they'll be holding up signs asking where are their rations for Soylent Green. And, without knowing it, they're being exploited by assholes like the ones below:

    When billionaire scum say they want "America to get back to work", they're really saying they want THEIR employees to get back to work for them so they can resume making money for them they plainly don't need. Take the Uihlein scumbags, for instance...

     Come on, you didn't think the Trump crime family wouldn't take their turn at the trough, did you?

    This article about the Doomsday glacier came out three years ago. Imagine how much worse the situation is now.

   Remember when President Dumbo said there were no deaths from COVID-19 in February? WRONG. The first fatality was in the first week of that month. Shocking, I know.

     The anti-Trump anthem we need right now.

    US Postal Service employees are 37% female, 21% black, 8% Latino and 8% Asian since the 1960s. You'd think Democrats would be fighting harder for them. You'd be wrong. Absolutely nothing has changed in the Democrat Party's position in the nine years since this was written.

     Happy Earth Day, motherfuckers.

     I don't recall reading that the first Civil Wat resulted in the mass suicide of the confederacy.

     The numbers don't lie. The Democrat Party does.

     It's official: Watching Sean Handjob can actually kill you.

     Sometimes, Andrew Cuomo can be a REAL piece of shit. Today was one of those days. Today he told unemployed workers to go and get jobs as essential workers. In other words, "Ya wanna work? Ya gotta put your life in danger."

     What good is a sheriff who won't enforce the law? And speaking of morons in Washington state...

     Excuse me but don't these morons live in the first state to be Ground Zero for coronavirus in the US? (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.).

     Great. Now we're using the Defense Production Act to steal from companies.

     Meme intermission.

    This was last month in Brooklyn, before things REALLY got bad. The last and only time I ever saw piles of dead human bodies moved by mechanized means was in file footage shot right after the Holocaust.

     Trump: "Redfield, go out there and say the Washington Post misquoted you!"
     Redfield: "The Washington Post accurately quoted me."
    (Close up of Trump, roll closing credits to the tune of CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, fade to black.)

    This was poor Anderson Cooper doing a double face palm talking to the thick-as-a-brick right wing mayor of Las Vegas who wants to reopen the casinos, without social distancing guidelines. Southern Nevada is a place with 2,500,000 largely transient people who jet in and out from all over the planet, principally the United States.

     We're creeping up on 50,000 fatalities, the most of any one nation. So, you were saying, Donnie Dumbo? And finally...

      Dr. Bright told the truth about Trump's miracle cure and was demoted by President No So Bright.

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