Thursday, August 13, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(Fore... tee six.)

     Your Brad o' the day.

    Thank God Alyssa Milano made this video about the toll coronavirus has taken on her body. Hopefully, this will reach plenty of people who have deluded themselves into thinking this pandemic is a hoax.

     With 2020 shaping up the way it is, we need more laughs like this DJ dunking on right wing nutter Ben Shapiro.

      "C'mon, Dad. Time for you to go down for a time out."

      This is frightening. Just when you think it's done with you, it isn't.

      Hugh Hewitt: Are you going with Belichick or Brady?
      Trumpie the Klown: You always have to hit me with these very tough questions.

      Elsewhere during his nutty interview with Hugh Hewitt...

     This was the psychopath the GOP officially endorsed in the primary. And even after seeing the video of him strangling his ex girlfriend, the GOP party chair STILL hadn't asked him to drop out. Btw, don't let the headline mislead you- He still hasn't officially dropped out, yet, so as of right now, this violent misogynist is still on the ballot.

     He was kneeling down with his hands up and cops sicced the dog on him anyway. Are any of you old timers getting flashbacks from 1960's Alabama?

    This rolling colostomy bag who'd recently visited Hitler's favorite haunts is favored to win Mark Meadows' old seat. Well done, North Carolina.

   "The acting solicitor general claimed before a judge that Attorney General William Barr had reasons to intervene in Michael Flynn’s case, but he can’t tell the court."
    Can’t tell the court or WON'T? "Some of it is public and some is not.” No, it's ALL public because the AG is, you know, a public servant.

     Your Brad & Karen o' the day.

     Bill O's about to get back on right wing media. Is anyone else thinking of the partying pigs in the closing scene of ANIMAL FARM?

   "The challenges also suggest there are numerous problems with West's nomination papers, including incorrect addresses for circulators and bogus signatures, such as 'Mickey Mouse' and 'Bernie Sanders.' The Democratic Party's complaint included affidavits from six individuals who said they were duped into putting their names on West's paperwork."
     Oh God, 2020, just shoot me now and get this farce over with.

     Typical 1% pampered scumbag.

     Your Brad o' the day.

      "Mitch better have my money."  Kentucky voter.
      Gee, wouldn't that be, I don't know, Socialism?

      Spoken like a true racist, misogynist pig.

     This is my junior senator to professional shit bag Ted Cruz's sarcastic tweet about Democrats' attempts to bail out the work force.

     “Listening to experts to set policy is an elitist approach, and I’m very fearful of an elitist approach.”
      This is how ignorance gets a foothold in our country, when experts who run counter to right wing orthodoxy get labeled as "elitists."

     Meme intermission.

     826 students quarantined after 6 days. Brian Kemp said this "went real well."

     When Fox and OANN aren't being sufficiently sloppy on the back stroke, go for the self suck.

     Juvenile detention for three months running for not doing homework? That's what a black 15 year-old Michigan girl was given last May.

     It may not surprise you to know that Putin used his own daughter as a guinea pig for the Sputnik 5 vaccine while refusing to take it himself.

     Good point. If school administrators freak out when their race buttons are pushed, they can freak out over masks not being worn. Refusing to issue mask mandates is rooted in right wing ideology and ignorance.

     While huddling in her multimillion dollar Michigan mansion or with other right wingers, "she’s not touring those public schools that she’s demanding reopen.” She also feels giving public schools guidance on reopening safely "isn't my job."

      Anything to keep those collection plates filled, eh, Pastor?

      Yeah, no more of this "contractor" bullshit.

      This guy gets it.

      Like I've always said, no one can make hip hop lyrics come alive from within like a repressed right winger like Ben Shapiro.

       I'm surprised Tammany Hall 2.0 didn't line up every CEO on Wall St.

      Note their "answer rally" comes a month and a half after the scary black men with weapons went away.

      In the latest middle finger to the progressive wing, Biden the right wing corporate fuckstick did what I predicted and picked a female version of himself. In picking Kamala Harris, he just gave me yet another reason not to vote for him.

       Let's see if they still own us while they're rotting in their graves.

      Well, for starters Trump's stooge Louis Dejoy is removing sorting machines in Iowa, at least. This is a naked, unsubtle clear-cut conspiracy conspiracy to steal our votes.

      Who gives a fuck what Mike Pence is wearing?

      "Mr. West had been camping in Colorado with his family, and afterward flew to Telluride to meet with Mr. Kushner and Ms. Trump."
      Yeah, no collusion there. At this point, Kanye's a screaming rodeo clown whose only purpose in this race is to siphon black votes from Biden.

      What these billionaire cheerleaders are saying about Kamala Harris tells you everything you need to know about her. She'll put a knee on the neck of everyone who stands in her way but never Wall Street executives. God help us, every one. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

      Dr. Bandy X. Lee interviewed Dr. Mary Trump.

     Trump's a financial puffer fish who inflates the value of his assets when seeking loans from the bank but deflates the value of the same assets in tax filings.

     Steve Linick, the fired State IG: "(State) ‘did not fully assess risks and implement mitigation measures to reduce civilian casualties and legal concerns.” Because who cares about defenseless Yemeni civilians, right, Mikey?

      They think their pedophile hero is secretly fighting a war against his fellow pedophiles and that Bill Gates is trying to inject us with microchips. There's no reaching these lunatics, Anne. Wake up.

     At first, Trump wanted his campaign slogan to be, "Promises Kept." Then he shortened it to "Promises", which sounds like the name of a 70's love song.

      A sheriff is elected to enforce the law, not to cherry pick which ones they will or won't obey. If this guy and his fellow right wing nut jobs refuse to enforce the law, they need to be impeached & expelled from office.

     That's less than a third of the nation which, coincidentally, is about the percentage of the electorate still supporting him.Care to lay odds on who gets the vaccine first?

    "I swear, I say I swear I didn't know it was a QAnon event despite all the conspiracy theory memorabilia all over the place."

     "Rick Scott has had his soul surgically removed," said former Carnival Cruise Line CEO Bob Dickinson. He stopped donating to the Republican Party with Trump's rise to power. "They're all whistling his tune. And they don't apologize for it... I worship the quicksand [Trump] walks in."
      Rick Scott never had a soul, what are are you talking about?

      Conjob's right, of course, but she tacitly forgot to mention in her latest violation of the Hatch Act that her boss is also in favor of the criminalization of marijuana.

      Fewer and fewer people are listening to him now. Who gives a fuck what he says once he's out

      Trump's new COVID savant is named, I shit you not, Dr. Atlas. He found him, of course, on Fox.

      I can't even begin to imagine how horrible it must be to wake up every morning and realizing you're Alex Jones.

       Nice to see the Portland Police have neatly picked up where the federal thugs left off. Remind me who the real vandals are again?

       I wonder how much Trump likes his boy Kavanaugh now?

      Trump is plainly trying to destroy the USPS just as Betsy DeVos is trying to destroy the public school system by pushing for reopenings while diverting desperately-needed funds. This is a 5th Column movement, plain and simple.

     This included 37,500 masks to a tiny charter school with 140 students. Chimpanzees could run this government of ours with more efficiency.

      More projection from the guy who paid someone to take his SATs for him. AOC graduated from Boston University cum laude with a degree in Poli Sci.

      Yeah, right. This is the guy who skeeves M4A and the Green New Deal. Oh, and he's also been gunning for your Social Security & Medicare for over four decades and assured billionaires last year that he wouldn't raise their taxes. "More liberal America", my ass. (Another tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

      Looks as if projection runs in this inbred family.

      So he admits it. No surprise there.

      Yes, yes they do. Obviously. He went off on four women in rapid succession just this morning, including Mika.

      Explain to me again why your parish shouldn't lose its tax-exempt status for engaging in politics?
      P.S. Biden's been a Catholic his entire life, stupid. And finally...

      "When Trump wanted to reach Russian President Vladimir Putin, via a secret back channel, I was tasked with making the connection in my Keystone Kop fashion. I stiffed contractors on his behalf, ripped off his business partners, lied to his wife Melania to hide his sexual infidelities, and bullied and screamed at anyone who threatened Trump’s path to power. From golden showers in a sex club in Vegas, to tax fraud, to deals with corrupt officials from the former Soviet Union, to catch and kill conspiracies to silence Trump’s clandestine lovers, I wasn’t just a witness to the president’s rise—I was an active and eager participant."
      For Michael Cohen, every day for the rest of his life will be a day of atonement.


At August 16, 2020 at 7:25 AM, Anonymous CC said...

Let me guess: when the media asks Dr. Atlas why the Covid-19 infection and death tolls haven't stabilized, he'll just shrug.


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