Gotham City Digest

(Good day, sir! I said, Good Day!)

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     That poor rat must be awfully sore and tired now after all the times Louis DeJoy has fucked it.

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     Everything the Trumps touch dies.

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    Jonathan Capeheart's show yesterday essentially consisted of crooks accusing other crooks of being crooks and liars.

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    Well, Noem's facing stiff competition from Kemp, DeSantis, Doug Douchey and that lunatic running Iowa, but, yeah, she's the worst.

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     I don't care what he says about not receiving death threats. What else could account for a guy dropping out of a congressional race less than two months prior to the election and to not only move out of the district but the entire state of Georgia?

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     Looks as if Michael Caputo is giving Louis DeJoy some competition in the gentleman's sport of rat fucking.

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    Good question. Why IS Billy Barr coddling ISIS terrorists while executing Americans? Is it because they murdered an American reporter?

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     Shorter Max Linn: "In order to stand out from the crowd, I have to be as batshit insane as possible, so I refuse to answer your questions."

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     Lindbergh admired Hitler while tut-tutting his methods of dealing with the Jews. Trump would've worshipped Hitler and excused everything he did.

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     Americans love law and order. That's why we're voting out your fat, pasty ass.

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     Not guilty of fraud by reason of insanity?!

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   Sure it wasn't racially motivated. That's why they also gunned down every white jogger in Brunswick, GA, right?

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     Looks as if Judge Andy's going away for a while. Some bullet points:
    "Napolitano, who was wearing a trench coat, then told Corbishley to 'be a good boy' and forced him to 'perform fellatio on the Honorable Andrew Napolitano, the presiding Justice on his criminal case,' the suit states."
    "After the encounter, Napolitano sentenced Corbishley to probation and community service — no jail time. The suit notes that Corbishley’s co-defendant in the arson case was sentenced to several years in prison. Corbishley later violated his probation but Napolitano treated him with unusual leniency, granting a motion to vacate the probation in its entirety in 1992, the suit said."

    "The encounter, according to the suit, was arranged by Corbishley’s lawyer, Robert Hollis... Hollis was later convicted of running a national prostitution ring and money laundering scheme."
    QAnon, if you're listening...

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     Meme intermission.

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     We have now officially become Bizarro World.

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     That awkward moment when you publicly cheer the arrival of our alien overlords who've arrived to save us from the orange abomination only to realize it's just the top of the Seattle Space Needle.

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     Joe Lieberman just called Trump a positive "disruptor" and endorsed Susan Collins. Once w right wing asshat, always a right wing asshat.

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    Trump openly celebrated the police murder of Michael Forest Reinoehl and called it what it is- Retribution. Trump has officially endorsed vigilante justice.

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    Remember when Portland banned facial recognition technology? Jeff fucking Bezos, naturally, tried to stop it. Just like he put the kibosh on the Amazon head tax in Seattle.

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    If you want a vivid visual of Peter Navarro's interview this morning on CNN, think of a train loaded with nitroglycerine colliding head-on with a train loaded with manure.

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     Steve Cortes does a great Peter Navarro impression for Chris Wallace. "Fog of war," my ass.

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     I think he meant the Baying Pig Award. There's no such thing as the Bay of Pigs Award.

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     How insane do you have to be when a majority thinks a senile fool like Biden is more with it than you?

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    George Stephanopoulos (R-Mouse) asked a Biden surrogate why Joe didn't do more to stop the pandemic.

     Because he's not the Oval Office, maybe? And finally...

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     The more things change, the more they stay the same.