Pottersville Digest

 

 (OK, one more swittens meme.)

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     What, Ted, you couldn't find any paper towels to throw at them?

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     Your Dr. Karen o' the day.

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     Oh well, it was Virginia, so I'm sure they were very fine people.

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    If Jessica Watkins and the Oath Keepers weren't coordinating with the Secret Service, then how come she was able to get within 50 feet of the stage?

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    Jesus Christ, Donnie Dumbo, Kim Jong Un on AF1? That's a Harrison Ford movie waiting to happen.

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     Trump's SCOTUS fails him again.

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     Shorter Susan Collins, professional concern troll: "She said mean things about me on Twitter so I'm gonna be mean to her back."

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     Oh, this will make his 70s porn star mustache twitch.

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     Biden and Gates? Fake snow in Texas? You just can't make this up. That's the conspiracy theorists' job.

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     Essentially, Meghan wants Biden to fire Fauci because she doesn't know when she'll get her vaccine. The white privilege of this bitch is breath taking.

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     Ted Cruz needs to go away for a while. I hear Cancun is lovelt this time of year.

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     They were able to arrest him through the email he'd sent to the DNC bragging that he wouldn't get caught for shooting up a DNC office.

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     This is what happens when you act in bad faith and are in the minority in both chambers.

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     Senators Susan Collins, Mitt Romney and Joe Manchin have made it clear they won't tolerate nasty tweets from anybody except for Republican swinging dicks.

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     Your MTG outrage o' the day. And finally...

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     Today, we surpassed a half million who've died from COVID-19. Brianna Keilar cried on national tv because of this.