Pottersville Digest

 

(No, you can't have the crumbs! They're mine! Nom nom!)

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     The latest shocking brilliance from Madison Cawthorn (R-Eagle's Nest). The stupid does actually burn but is it truly asking too much for it to immolate those from whom it originates?

     No, I didn't think so.

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     "But the three men were seeking minimum investments of $1 million and considered selling shares in the project to people outside of the United States..."

     In other words, THE PRODUCERS Part II.

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    Whatever happened to Randall Scott?

    He got busted for accepting bribes.

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     And as soon as next week, giving a whole new meaning to the acronym TGIF.

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     "The top Ohio Republicans—Gov. Mike DeWine, Lt. Gov. Jon Husted, and retiring Sen. Rob Portman—are all skipping Trump’s Saturday rally for various reasons."

     Let me guess: "Scheduling conflicts."

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    He almost came in his pants when his red-hatted goons invaded the Capitol on January 6th. For those with deeper tans, he was willing to violate the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878.

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     This piece of shit should've gotten a lot more than that but I guess it's something.

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     He spread Qanon conspiracy theories on his social media then brazenly admitted he was lying the whole time.

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     I can't wait until this Nazi on wheels is finally driven from office.

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     I've always been a Democratic Socialist by nature. So please, call me a Socialist. I could always use an ego boost.

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     It's about damned time. So, of course, Donnie Dumbo is screaming that we need to "save America" from black people voting.

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    And, while over a third of us identify as Socialist, this came out according to Gallup. This is does not bode well for Republicans who are arrogantly predicting taking back Congress.

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    White redneck old enough to remember the Civil War says black people shouldn't be taught about their past.

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     "Police say Buttermoore was upset that one of his employees stopped working at his company, Signs Unlimited Sea, Inc., to work at Screaming Aero Graphix."

     OK, that makes perfect... wait, what?!

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     Kevin McCarthy (R-Trump's lap) finally met with Officer Michael Fanone.

     It didn't end well.

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     (Whispering) Shut the fuck up. None of you are doctors.

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     Not a good look for the school.

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     So much for the "good guy with a gun" theory. It's a miracle we ever got out of the 18th century.

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     I thought the Airing of Grievances was in December.

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    Remember all the disasters that piled up in the first five months of the Biden presidency? Me, neither. So stay in your lane, Bobo. And finally...

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     I'm so tired of these lunatics.