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Monday, July 5, 2021

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"In fact, the first criminal case against the former president’s company features no grand schemes to launder money through Russia, hide millions offshore or commit other offenses commensurate with a self-described global business empire headquartered in a Fifth Avenue skyscraper. Rather, the details of the charges brought by a Manhattan grand jury have a rather low-rent feel that one might associate with a scrappy real-estate operation born in Brooklyn and Queens.

Which, of course, it is."

Essentially they were just recycling dear ole Dad's tax-dodging playbook from the 80s & 90s.

MTG has her "Please applaud" moment.

Revised headline: White morons screaming about white genocide bring about self-fulfilling prophecy.

Not so proud now, are you, boys?

"Our ancestors crust..." And so forth and so on...

"Nobody in Russia is quivering over their 'white rage'.” We need to get this asshole out of Congress and in prison where he belongs.

If we can't even be trusted with fireworks, then how can we be trusted with our independence and democracy?

Oh, but the Democrats are the pedophiles, right?

"I worry that they're going to expand health care and education."

Oh, wouldn't THAT be a nightmare?

Trump's new spox, Liz Harridan, is telling us not to believe Trump's election lies.

A group of white supremacist scumbags out of Texas got chased out of Philly by a much smaller group of black residents.

So, we're playing catch and release with traitors, are we?

"Fringe benefits" my ass. The very fact they're trying to artificially minimize and misrepresent the charges shows how guilty they know they are.

I dunno, guys, this is looking more and more like the first reel of a MAGNIFICENT SEVEN movie.

"Trump wondered how Pence 'could be such a "stiff" and a "square,"; the book says, 'and likewise, as though a corollary, he regarded Pence as someone not tough, as someone who, he increasingly pointed out, could be "rolled"."

He was right. Look how easily Trump rolled him... until he couldn't.

It's official. They're married.

"I was unaware of any new law passed by the Legislature along these lines, but it looks to me as if attempted election tampering is now legal in Arizona.

For Republicans." And finally...

"Has she said anything about me? Is she going to talk? Will she roll on anybody?" Yeah, I'm sure he was scared shitless Maxwell would roll over on him.