Pottersville Digest

 

(Holy rigged election, Batman!)

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     They're letting you appear via Zoom. How difficult can it be, people?

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     Sure, because it wasn't as if he violated his civil rights or anything.

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     I dunno, he seems like a nice enough guy...

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     Couldn't've happened to a nicer ambulance chaser.

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     GOP fundraisers have shunned Lauren Boehbert and Marjorie Taylot Greene for self-promotion. Because Lord knows Trump would NEVER stoop to that level.

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     Because the old school Republicans just aren't crazy enough, anymore.

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     Your Karen o' the day: Literally spewing hatred edition.

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     "My brother just showed me how to use the thing that trims the weeds. Yesterday, I finally did that. I had to take my $800 sneakers off first, but it was actually satisfying."

     Sucks that you voted for a guy who cut off visas for temp workers, huh?

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     The problem with this is, the Arizona AG is a right winger, so I don't give this a snowball's chance in hell of bearing any fruit.

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    There's a spellcheck on Twitter, too, asshole. Not that it matters now.

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     Rick Wilson was in rare form last night on The Lincoln Project podcast and he unloaded on Paul Gosar.

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    This is gerrymandering on anabolic steroids.

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     Fucking A. This is bullshit.

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     Well, that didn't take long.

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   "While it may give many Americans a small modicum of satisfaction at seeing the Trump Organization being slapped with minor tax fraud charges, the headline-making story is sadly a distraction from the vast wealth that elites and corporations even wealthier than Trump have legally accumulated."

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     The USSS never should have given him a penny.

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     Putin is essentially a geopolitical version of Loki. He can make mischief and that's about it.

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     “She expressed to the officer that she felt it was racially motivated because she is a Native American, and they said ‘Happy Independence Day’ to her as they battered her.”

     "While the assault appears to be racially motivated, the police cannot declare it a hate crime."

     OK, why not?

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     "At one point, Trump turned to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, according to Fontenrose, and asked: '‘Have you ever had to take a bone saw into negotiations?’ ‘No, Mr. President, ha-ha.’ And pressing, pressing, pressing, and every time, ‘No, no, no, Donald, we didn't know anything about it. We’re still trying to get to the bottom of this.’"

     Nothing this sociopath says surprises me, anymore.

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     More furtive, right wing behavior.

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     Can we please stop pretending this screaming banshee is an actual elected public official and actually start treating her like the low-rent stalker she is?

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     Oh, so now Google's directly involved in the electoral process, Bucky?

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     I guess the WSJ had some extra white space to fill today. And finally...

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     "I made Ron." How ironic is it that a "king maker" like Trump couldn't even keep himself in office?