Pottersville Digest

 

(Duh, how do we make ice?)

     "It's not just that people predicted this would happen; everyone was warned that this would happen. We’ve now created a situation where as we get to the 20th anniversary of 9/11, we are surrendering Afghanistan to the terrorist organization that housed al Qaeda when they plotted and planned the attacks against us."

     Yeah, and you know what else, Liz? Your snarling, dick-twisting old man got us into Afghanistan on false pretenses, in the first place. We failed that country just in the act of invading them in October, 2001. When Republicans were in charge of both houses of Congress and the White House, I don't recall the GOP coming up with an exit strategy for Afghanistan, just like they didn't have one for Iraq. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

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    Elon Musk sucks so hard, he'll one day supplant earth's gravity. (Another tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

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    Part of that "leadership style" is ignoring the phone calls of Florida's mayors.

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    The lightning-fast rise and fall of right wing shyster Kurt Olson.

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     Please stop me if any of this reminds you of January 6th. What's the biggest difference? The terrorists aren't tearing up the joint and pissing and shitting all over everything.

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     Great moments in journalism, starring Lara Trump. (A third tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

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    "Van Ostenbridge was among the county commissioners who championed the removal of all mandatory COVID-19 precautions in May after the COVID-19 vaccine became readily available. At the May meeting, Van Ostenbridge said he opposed government mandates."

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    "Burke, the website said, also said 'there is a certain movement to insist that now everyone must be vaccinated against the coronavirus COVID-19 and even that a kind of microchip needs to be placed under the skin of every person, so that any moment he or she can be controlled by the State regarding health and about other matters which we can only imagine'."

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    "I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery."

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    Give me my white privilege!

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    Drooling, farting old drunk accuses Biden of "worsening cognitive impairment".

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     Meanwhile, elsewhere in the "We Told You So, Asshole!" files...

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     This woman who speaks six languages asked those rag-headed terrorist assholes about women's rights and all they could do was ask CNN, "Why did you bring a woman along?"

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    We had 20 years, TWENTY FUCKING YEARS, to wipe out a regional terrorist rump organization. Instead, we got our useless fat asses out and left the rest to die.

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    Trump Nazi planning another coup for September 18th.

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    It looks as if Ron DeSantis' genocide campaign is continuing apace. And finally...

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    Remember when we used call these anti American terrorists "the American Taliban"? This is why..