Pottersville Digest

 

("We go at dawn. Or when my bone spurs heal.")

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    I honestly think that a prerequisite to being a Republican is being able to verify that one hasn't matured beyond 7th grade.

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     Remember back in the good old days when we used to put people like this in four point restraints?

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     It's another daily worry for me that this rabid leprechaun isn't yet in a rubber rom.

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    Those of you who know what's been going on with me since I parted company with Next Chapter last spring may know that I was approached by a con artist I came across on Twitter named Calvin Williams. As this story proves, I wasn't the only one. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader JDC)

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     The "QAnon shaman" got 41 months in the clink today.

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     Gosar just got censured and stripped of his committee assignments. A damned good thing but it far too long. Cheney and Kinzinger voted with the Democrats.

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     Sedition caucus chairman gets COVID one day into his new job. Fittingly, his spokesman's name is Ostrich.

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     Another very fine person heard from.

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    A century ago, we had Clarence Darrow. Nowadays, we have lawyers like this. He also said smoking crack "isn't bad on occasion."

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     The crying Nazi just gave himself another reason to cry.

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     Liz Cheney just burned Cancun Cruz to the ground with this ad lib.

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     Oh, look who else wants to lose her committee assignments.

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     A gunman was seen outside the courtroom where Rittenhouse is being tried. And so it begins.

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    Why do we keep shoving microphones in the fat faces of spittle-flecked lunatics like this? Are we not convinced yet that at least a third of our nation has gone completely insane?

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    Of course Gaetz wants to hire Rittenhouse. He's probably hoping the kid can score him some underage trim.

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     Wealthy whiteness triumphs yet again in its winning war over justice.

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     I guess at this point, Gosar's going for expulsion. And finally...

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     I think it's safe to conclude that, at least as far back as last year, Trump no longer could distinguish fantasy from reality.