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Friday, January 28, 2022

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Good old Candace Owens and the GOP- Obsessing over the hood ornament issues that mean the most to us.

If the FBI had a 59 Most Wanted list, they'd have a great head start with these assholes.

You almost have to admire the balls of psychopaths like Sarah Palin, who was recently caught eating dinner at a trendy Manhattan restaurant two days after being diagnosed with COVID.

Why would a highly-profitable steel company need $1.7 billion in tax breaks when a lot of the jobs will be given to people in other states? When your governor is a corrupt, right wing fuckstick like Jim Justice.

That's right, Harris. Keep a civil tongue on that jackboot.

In case you thought Glenn Youngkin and his right wing mob were the good guys for skeeving Trump, you'd better read this, first.

She's been arrested since then for threatening to bring several loaded guns to a school board meeting but fuck her apology and fuck the local police department for not arresting her immediately.

Tourism? We don't need no stinking tourism!

No, Ronnie, vaccines don't cause infertility but you know what does? Death.

It doesn't surprise me that the rich kids who are so out of touch they believe this elitist drivel go the same business school infamous for admitting Donald Trump.

Looks as if Jazzy Jeff Bezos is still obsessed with playing John Hurt's character in Contact. I wonder if immortality comes with an extended Amazon Prime membership?

As my friend says, "when your behavior in public can be easily recorded, you'd think that everyone would be smarter. Apparently not. Now these two will have plenty of time attending future Trump rallies."

Maybe Thomas Massie can stand his ground and shoot the virus.

Don't be surprised if, after this, Trump softens his own racism against China.

It's a hell of a state of affairs when the separation of church and state gets derailed by a First Amendment argument.

The next time you hear about Fortune 500 companies running away from momentarily unpopular Republicans, don't let it warm the cockles of your heart. Because many of those corporate scum will go right back to shoveling money at their cloven hooves the minute they think people aren't looking.

Headline: "What should we do with Arizona's fake Trump electors? Lock them up." Fucking A. Now's not the time for wishy-washy, wet-legged Democrats to show mercy to show the high road. Because Republicans will continue running them over on that high road or any other. And finally...

This guy's right. The hunger crisis, the civilian casualties, the drug problem, women's rights getting thrown back to the 10th century. These things about Afghanistan never bothered us as much as the unmaniless of pulling out.