Pottersville Digest

 

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     Corporate ass-covering at its finest.

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     You hear that scribbling in the background?

     That's Trump supporters taking notes.

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     But when thousands storm the Capitol with the intention of overthrowing the government in a seditious frenzy?

     Not one arrest made that day. But wear a Biden tee shirt...

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     Hasta la vista, Danny Bongos. Don't let the door hit your sore ass on the way out.

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     What the fuck was the Star Tribune thinking in running this racist, white supremacist drivel the day before MLK Day?

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     Oh, the third party projection is strong with this one.

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     Executives have learned absolutely nothing since the Triangle Shirtwaist fire of 1911.

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     Every mid January we have to hear this shit from the right wing. "Yes, Dr. King was great but..."

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     Does that special treatment also include slavery, lynching and Jim Crow voting laws?

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     Adds a whole new meaning to Giuliani's Broken Windows program, doesn't it?

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     The Tale of the Whiny Mariner.

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   OK, the DC Circuit Court of Appeals said he has no Executive Privilege. So, why is the J6 Committee getting only some of the records and not all of them?

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     Being a Republican requires a complete inability to feel shame or guilt for criminal acts.

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     How horrible. I loved him in Hannibal Rising, in which he played a young Hannibal Lecter with eerie malevolence. RIP Gaspard Ulliel.

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     The elusive simple reason why white people will do anything to keep from feeling guilty about our racist past is because they want to leave the door open for such abuses to happen again. Which defeats much of the purpose of maintaining and keeping history accurate. (Tip mo' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

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     Meanwhile, from the #whiteprivilege files...

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     You know how in professional wrestling when the good guy gets the upper hand on the heel, the heel then gets on his knees and begs for mercy? (Pointing at this asshole Walden.)

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     If we live in a system in which 17 year-old gunmen can murder on videotape with impunity and a palpably obvious, artless crook like Trump can run for president just to evade legal accountability for his countless crimes, then the laws have to seriously be rewritten.

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     Pleading the Fifth Amendment more than 500 times: Something a TOTALLY innocent person would do. And finally...

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   This guy used to be a respected federal prosecutor and the hero of 9/11. 20 years later, he's being suspended and sued left and right after being caught fingering himself in a Borat movie.