Pottersville Digest

    That scribbling sound you hear is Republicans furiously taking notes.

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    Yeah, war and war crimes against an innocent sovereign nation can get pretty emotional. Suck it up, buttercup.

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    Yeah, I can see this psychedelic Bozo in Congress. Seriously, I can. After Bobo and MTG, anything's possible.

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    Follow the money all you want but it's going to lead you to just one inevitable place- Trump's lint-filled pocket.

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    They're turning on their own, now? What the hell is the matter with this country?

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    Now, why aren't they doing this to Ken Paxton, who filed his own ludicrous federal lawsuits about the election?

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    As you can see, this piece of shit was appointed by this piece of shit.

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    I don't think it was so much Putin listening to Trump because he knows Trump's an idiot but that Trump listened to Putin, reinforcing his beliefs about NATO and providing an echo chamber.

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    Trump. Convict. TV. Cameras. Prison. Did I ace the cognitive test?

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    "Butina, who was convicted of acting as an unregistered foreign agent and then elected to Russia's parliament after her release from a U.S. prison, told BBC Radio host Nick Robinson that Vladimir Putin's invasion was going exactly as planned."

     Really now. Did those plans involve getting two to four top generals killed in the field and losing hundreds of planes and tanks and all within a week and a half?

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     Since when does a mere opinion by a corrupt Attorney General become codified law?

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    As you can expect, this rapist from Utah admires Trump.

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    It took a full generation for Russia to join the global economy.

    Putin destroyed all that in just five days.

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    You have to admire this Ukrainian-American woman's grit.

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    Are these Republicans capable of even respiration without breaking any laws?    

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    "It wasn't a riot! It was, uh, a tour group."

    "Wrong."

   "It was antifa and BLM!"

   "Wrong."

    "Uh, the FBI?"

    "Nopers. What else you got?"

    "Reptilians?"

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    "They can't win hearts and minds, that's for sure."

    Including the hearts and minds of his own people.

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    Colorado's most beloved crook, Tina Peters, has been indicted and another arrest warrant issued for her. And finally...

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    Oh, is this supposed to be the Kraken disbarment?