On Veteran's Day

Dear Leader:

     I thought you might like this. This is President Barack Obama cowering from that deadly terrorist known as drizzle. By blowing off our dead on Veterans Day weekend and the 100th anniversary of the WWI Armistice, you showed your true mettle. But you took a huge gamble and risked losing face before the world by playing it safe and blowing off our fallen veterans so the Presidential Pompador wouldn't look like strips of chamois cloth draped over a honeydew melon.
      But just to show you how reckless you can be when a solo game of golf's on the line, here's an action shot of you free balling it against that security threat called light rain.

     Sincerely,
     America and the world