Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Gotham City Digest 10/30/18

Where we promise not to vaporize you with death ray eyes.

     These are actual cover photos of MAGA accounts on Twitter. There seems to be some disconnect between the oil tanker-shaped Trump and their perception of him as well as a disturbing need to be cruelly dominated and threatened.


     I guess being undefeated while black and making white teams look bad in the process is also an infraction.

      Meanwhile, In Pence Country, this angry old white lady left a note for her new "n----r" neighbors to move out because they made her feel "uncomfortable." I hope she continues to "feel better" while she's sitting in jail.

     Trump criticizes black manager Dave Roberts right after synagogue shooting in which he blamed the victims for not arming themselves.

      Why, I'm shocked, SHOCKED that racketeering is going on in this family.
      Sir, here are your payoffs.
      Oh, thank you.

     Man born in US through a foreign mother and sired four children in US through two other foreign mothers plans to revoke 14th Amendment through royal decree.

     A better headline would have been, FINALLY, A REAL WITCH HUNT FOR TRUMP TO FEAR. Seriously, we now have to turn to witches in fucking Brooklyn because our elected officials failed us. And now the right wing has to counter with an exorcist.
      And, in an age of witch doctors, regressive right wingers and snake oil salesmen who've infested the upper echelons of our government, this news seems almost... normal.
      Who's rooting for the witches?

     Poor Shep Smith must feel like the Marilyn Munster of Fox "News." He has to explain to us time and again that up is not down, that water is wet and that there is no "invasion" from the caravan.

     Can someone please arm the animals and have them take out this fat fuck?

     Someone once asked, "What was Khashoggi working on?" That's always the first thing someone should ask every time a journalist is killed. Now it's come out that not only was Khashoggi working on an article that would've exposed Saudi Arabia's use of chemical weapons on Yemen, Great Britain even knew about the killing in advance and weakly begged the Saudis not to go through with it.

     Could Fox "News" be bringing unknown mental diseases? If the caravan's bringing unknown diseases, how could we know? And besides, it's not as if they couldnn't've vacci... Oh, wait...

     “If they were in America pushing the platform that they push, they would be Republicans.” Steve King, on Austrian neo Nazis. So there you have it. But what did you expect from a white supremacist who used a Holocaust group's money so he could jawbone with Nazis?

     Every second we stand for this fascist bullshit from this Velveeta Mussolini instead of standing up to it, we make our democracy weaker.

     President Carter wrote a letter to Brian Kemp. He asked him to step aside as Secretary of State of Georgia. Here's the full text of the letter.

     I told you Megyn Kelly would be out before the end of the year. You heard it here first, folks. And finally...

     Bubble-headed bleach blonde says something idiotic on Fox, nation yawns.

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