posted by jurassicpork @ Wednesday, February 04, 2009
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Saudi King Prefers Shaved Bush
"Laura just doesn't do it for me."
"George, stop, we really need to talk about the rising Iranian backed Shia power."
from "Army of Darkness"Gimme some sugar baby"orOld Woman: I'll swallow your soul! Ash: Come get some.
George get your hand off my crotch or you don't get more oil...
King Saud: George,that cologne you're wearing smells ...odd.Bush: You like it? I found it in the medicine cabinet.It's called Cepacol. I thinks it's French or Russian. Man,the extasy and Jim Beam is finally kicking in. I love you man. I reallllly love you maaaaaaan.
"I wish I could hit you."(Either one of 'em. But if I had to pick one, it would be Chimpy McFuckwit.)
"When [he] kisses you he isn't doing anything else. You're his whole universe..and the moment is eternal because he doesn't have any plans and isn't going anywhere. Just kissing you...it's overwhelming."
King Saud: Well ok,BUT NO TONGUE!
Damn,George couldn't even do that right . He was aiming for his ass.
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