Jingoist Rock

 

Jingoists, Jingoists, KKK hoods
Jingoists swing their Jingoist bats
Snowjobs, and blowing up Planned Parenthoods
Now the Jingoist pointy hats.

Jingoists, Jingoists, Jingoist tools
Jingoists mansplain like Banshees in pain
Dancing and prancing like racist fools
As they’re put on the air.

What a white time, it's the right time
To lock your rights away
Anytime is a swell time
To hunt gays for us to slay.

Giddy up, Robertson, embarrass your clan.
You shouldn’t be sucking cock.
Mix in some racism if you can
Cracker Barrel’s keeping you in stock.

(Dingbats, Dingbats, yeah, Dingbats, Dingbats, Dingbats, Dingbats, Dingbats, Dingbats)

Santa Claus. Jesus Christ. They were both white
In your heart you know Megyn is right.
Burning our crosses in public Squares
In the smoky air.

What a white time, it's the right time
To lock your rights away.
Your vagina is all mine-a
To do exactly with as I say.

Paula Deen. Paula Deen, pick up the South.
Put blacks in their place.
You’d better think twice before you open your mouth.
‘Cuz the Senate did, ‘Cuz the Senate did reauthorize the NDAA.