Fox "News" at its Finest, #21

(But... but, gas is under $2.00 a gallon now! Response? Crickets, tumbleweeds... Plus this:)

 

(Then, just to show how fair and balanced they are toward all Democrat Socialist scumbags...) 

(Ah, yes. The issues that really matter.)

(Oh, wow, Greg Gutfeld's a Sanders fan! Oh, wait. That's supposed to be sarcasm.)

(I may have posted this in earlier entries in this series but it's a fucking classic.)

(Who needs erudite experts? Let's ask Cousin It for his opinion!)

(Next up: Did the Holocaust actually happen? "Maybe ve should ask ze victims." "Nein." "Vat victims, Sigfried?")

(Such as the ones featuring Ted Nugent, Phil Robertson and Sarah Palin.)

(Even Fox must know that statistically your chances of winning are always going to be 292,000,000 to 1 no matter how many tickets you buy. But don't tell the poors that.)

(Poor fascist bastards. All they have to defend themselves with are tanks, helicopters, fully automatic weapons, tasers, LRADS...)

(To quoth the great Archie Bunker... "Hah?!")

(See? We're not racist because this was said by one of our pre-vetted blacks, one of the "good ones.")

(Rounding out the list, there's this priceless screengrab...)

(...because the sons of Rupert Murdoch usually have that effect on women.)