Saturday, June 2, 2018

Gotham City Digest

     ...where the non-fake news and the Bat Signal are broken.

     Robert Mueller must really love his job, explaining why this investigation is now entering its 13th month. And would Robert Mueller love his job? Mainly because Donald Trump is making it easy. And how is Agent Orange making Mueller's job easy? Well, when he blusters like this on Twitter and acts like a guilty man with so many skeletons to hide it would take NASA's Vehicle Assembly Building to house them all. Because we all know the Mueller investigation team is infamous for its leaks. And what letter is Trump fuming about being leaked? That would be the one that Trump's shysters wrote to Mueller last January 29th telling him essentially the President cannot legally obstruct justice. (Yes, these idiots actually graduated law school and passed state bar exams.) In other words, if the President does it, it isn't illegal. Gee, where have we heard that one before?

     And then Trump said this to an invariably white crowd in Tennessee of angry people complaining about Jay-Z's foul language. Keep in mind, this is coming from the same thin-skinned cunt who called Third World nations "shithole countries", bragged about grabbing women "by the pussy" and called Colin Kaepernick a "son of a bitch".

     Meanwhile, this photograph taken on a California freeway is making the rounds on social media, one that should tell you at a glance how bat shit insane Trump's supporters are. That's right- they've made this thrice-married adulterer and child molester synonymous with Jesus Christ, meaning they have no concept of what Christ stood for. Even though if Christ were to come back in accordance with their Second Coming, no doubt the Son of God would kick Trump in his crotch forever for using his name as a brand to capture the support of evangelical nut bags who never read the Bible beyond the Old Testament.

     By now, you must have heard of the 1475 immigrant children that the US government admitted two months ago to losing while saying we "have no legal responsibility" to find. You must have also read Mike Flannigan's theory this can be tied into the human trafficking problem the Trump administration is only pretending to address. And in case you think it's a conspiracy theory that the Trump administration is involved in sex trafficking the 1500 missing children who were kidnapped from immigrant parents, consider at least two people who were prominent in his campaign have since been convicted on child sex trafficking charges and that Trump himself was sued, TWICE, for sexually molesting a 13 year-old girl in Jeffrey Epstein's apartment.

     And speaking of scumbag billionaires, if this article about how little super yacht-owning, sociopaths think of their crew doesn't make your head explode, nothing will. And people wonder why I hate the billionaire class so much. One kid fell overboard and the dirtbag who owned the yacht on which he'd worked just left, leaving his family to deal with the search, the paperwork and the police alone. But, hey! they threw flowers overboard so it wasn't all that bad.

     No,  dumb ass. Benny Hill was wacky. Jerry Lewis was wacky. The kid who killed 10 people in Santa Fe was a young terrorist in the making. The mother of one of those 10 confronted Trump about it in a private meeting about him calling the shooter "wacky" and got the typical response- Silence.

     Serial liar John Brennan vows to impotently criticize serial liar Donald Trump.

     Gee, it turns out that Donald Trump's own email server is less secure than Hillary Clinton's (which is really saying something). So, what are we hearing from Republicans about this? Tumbleweeds and crickets.

     By now you must know that the GOP is trying to put together a felon caucus consisting of jailbirds, convicted and pardoned criminals and Neo Nazis such as Arthur Jones in Chicago. But I'll bet you didn't know about Independent Nathan Larson, who's a convicted pedophile and self-admitted misogynist. In fact, I would strongly advise taking a two hour-long hot shower before reading this Wonkette article and then another two hour-long hot shower afterwards. Because this subhuman scum may be one of the very few people alive who make even Dave Chadwick look decent by conspicuous relief. This guy's views have got to be read to be believed and he's actually running for Congress. Fortunately, this pond scum's pro-pedophile website was taken down by its host 12 hours after someone finally got around to reporting him. Remember, folks- Every vote counts. The Holocaust-denying, anti Semitic neo Nazi scum Arthur Jones won the GOP primary in Chicago because the Republican Party literally couldn't find a better man for that Congressional seat. Say what you want about Trump, but he really knows how to get all the vermin out of the woodwork.

     Finally, if you're more outraged by Samantha Bee rightly calling Ivanka Trump a "feckless cunt" than by her father kidnapping immigrant children from their parents or him bragging about grabbing women by the pussy, you are part of the racist moral rot that's been burrowing into America since January 20, 2017. Fuck off, snowflakes. This is the lack of political correctness you've been screaming for.


At June 2, 2018 at 9:16 PM, Blogger Harry Hamid said...

It just gets better and better.

I call uncle! No more winning! No more winning!

At June 5, 2018 at 11:35 PM, Anonymous CC said...

Damn, those yacht owners who treat their crews like disposable napkins are truly scumbags.


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