Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Gotham City Digest, 10/2/18

Where love is a many splintered thing.

     Meh. But four white nationalists getting arrested is a start, I guess.

     Money shot from the "president's" shyster, courtesy of the "failing New York Times": "President Trump (sic) had virtually no involvement whatsoever with these matters.The affairs were handled by other Trump family members who were not experts themselves and therefore relied entirely upon the aforementioned licensed professionals to ensure full compliance with the law.”
      Shorter shyster: "The Trumps were mere waifs & naifs who didn't know what they were doing in trusting their underlings who made these legal transgressions that didn't really happen."
     And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the rotting corpse of Fred Trump is trending #1 on Twitter right now.

     Denying visas to same sex partners of diplomats and UN employees? WTF is the matter with this woven-headed, two-legged weevil? He's not even slightly religious.

     If this isn't a deal-breaker, I don't know what is. Here's how it essentially went down:
      "Are you a blackout drunk?" "No, are you?"
      "Did you ever sexually assault any women?" "No."
      Later that day...
      "Keep what I did on the downlow, guys."
      Sorry, Brett, you can't have it both ways.


     God bless the ACLU. If the far right can catapult the propaganda, so can we.

     I have nothing against Ellison either personally or politically but the optics of having just his party investigating the allegations is plain bad,

     Is that bushy-headed asshole Kavanaugh capable of telling the truth? Is that even a remote possibility? Remember when he said he had no connections to get in to Yale, that, like a character out of a Horatio Alger novel, he succeeded on pluck without the luck and worked his butt off? Uh, no. He was, like the boob who elevated him from a clerk to a federal judge, a legacy student.

     Shorter Donald Trump: "If boys can't rape any more like I was able to, then what is this nation becoming?"

     And just to prove the rotten apple never falls far from the tree, this is what Fredo said.
     No, Fredo. You know what REALLY victimizes your five kids? Putting them through a messy divorce that came about because you, like Kavanaugh, couldn't keep it in your pants. Might I introduce Exhibit A standing to your right?

     Now Mizz Lindsey Graham is saying that if Kavanaugh doesn't get voted in to the Supreme Court, that trump should renominate him. Which is kinda like making your kid eat their dinner after they've vomited it up. So, rubles or kompromat? You be the judge.

     Like Owens, Kanye West's a self-loathing right wing Uncle Tom bozo and a third rate rapper who wants to abolish the 13th Amendment that abolished slavery. This is a guy who once "designed" a plain white tee shirt then had the nerve to sell it for $1000. If that's "fighting the cultural war" to the stooges of the far right, then, well, how can you meaningfully answer that kind of idiocy?
      What no one's asked is how come Kanye could call out Bush for his passive racism after Katrina but then embrace an overt racist and neonazi like Donald Trump? If West has the right to make a pro-Trump speech on SNL, then we have the right to boo him.

     A recent poll found that 48% of white evangelicals still support accused rapist Brett Kavanaugh.
     There's a reason why nothing but all out apostasy will ever lose these assholes. They're really slavering for the End of Days, Armageddon, on which they'll finally get to convert the last remaining 144,000 Jews. And they know their useful idiot in the White House stands a good chance of bringing that about. They also support Trump and Kavanaugh because... Roe v Wade. Really, those are the two priorities of these fucking apocalyptic bozos.

     The deficit's only at just under $900,000,000,000? C'mon, Trumpie, you can get it up to an even trillion. I know you got it in you. Go on another couple of golf vacations.

     This is why we can't have nice things like the Nobel Prize for Literature. Rapey, powerful white men like this asshole.

     Dr. Christine Blasey Ford was brainwashed by the CIA? Oh, for fuck's sake! Everyone knows Christine Blasey Ford is an alien plant from the Orion system. They're all liberals in Orion and are out to steal our penises.

     This Judiciary Committee phone interview (.pdf) reveals there have been SIX allegations of sexual assault made against Kavanaugh. Aides from Chairman Grassley and Ranking Member Feinstein made allusions to several letters making these allegations and, without having read the contents of these letters, Kavanaugh slips up at one point and asks, "This the Colorado thing?" Pages 13 & 14 are especially brutal.
      Yeah, Kavanaugh's a liar but what's more important here is that he's also a perjurer. That should put him in federal prison, not the Supreme Court. You want to know where Kavanaugh fucked up? Look at the bottom of this .jpeg.

     Breaking: 300 pound aphid invades Rose Garden, insults Latina journalist Celilia Vega.

     Yeah, Tommy boy, let's go after the woman who released the letter exposing Boofing Brett's rapey activities then pretend you're doing this for the woman who accused their boy Kavanaugh of attempted rape.
    Tom Cotton, you are one of the vilest life forms that ever slithered across this world that produced many vile life forms. And finally...

     You know the age-old tale of the girl and boy who start out hating each other's guts and hurling insults then fall in love?
      I'll give you three guesses which one is the girl in this retelling.
      Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class, Trumpie?

1 Comments:

At October 4, 2018 at 4:41 PM, Anonymous CC said...

Things aren't looking so good for Kavanaugh's opponents. Collins and Flake seem satisfied with the FBI report.

 

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