Gotham City Digest
(We will never pump UV or any other light up your ass.)
I'd never heard of David Dobrik before Friday so I wanted to see why he was
trending #1 on Twitter. This was why. He had made much of LA happy giving away $10,000 checks, cash under Frisbees and brand new cars. He's a DACA
recipient & had done more for any one person in one day than Donald
Trump's ever done in seven decades for anyone not named Donald Trump.
"Is now the time for sarcasm?" Excellent question.
"Bridenstine displayed the devices for President Donald Trump during a Friday meeting at the White House. After Bridenstine explained how AMBUStat’s device fogs rooms, leaving every surface in the room sterilized, Trump asked whether people could breathe it in. Bridenstine clarified the cleansing occurs without people in the room."
"Is now the time for sarcasm?" Excellent question.
"Bridenstine displayed the devices for President Donald Trump during a Friday meeting at the White House. After Bridenstine explained how AMBUStat’s device fogs rooms, leaving every surface in the room sterilized, Trump asked whether people could breathe it in. Bridenstine clarified the cleansing occurs without people in the room."
I can only imagine how he asked it.
"Suppose we, uh, assemble a test group, people who already have coronavirus, and we pack them into a concrete bunker and tell them, uh, they're gonna get showers. Then we let 'er rip and see what happens. Can we do that?"
Figures. We always get screwed in one way or another.
They were better off without Trump.
Trump reveals his strategy for Phase Two of his coronavirus war...
Oh, man, God only knows what they're hiding for him.
Yes, it's the same old Trump. At this point, I'm surprised he hasn't pimped Jim Bakker's Silver Solution.
Meme intermission.
Captain Crozier may be coming back.
"After Trump has heard the bad news about the coronavirus from his medical experts at his daily press briefing, what do Trump and Parscale discuss? 'The latest polling data,' the Times reports."
Because at a time when 50,000 Americans a month are dying, you Republican scum clinging to power is the most important thing.
Duh, thank you, Dr. Obvious. I've been saying that for over a month. Where the fuck have YOU been?
Depression-era poet Vachel Lindsay committed suicide in 1931 by chugging a bottle of Lysol. Trump's essentially telling us to do the same thing.
He's already getting so desperate for attention that less than 24 hours after deciding not to hold any more press briefings, he pushed Mike Pence aside and insisted on assembling 1000 cadets at West Point, in THE coronavirus hotspot on the planet earth and tightly packing them together. How anyone with two neurons to rub together can say this lunatic isn't a mass murderer is beyond me.
What a petty piece of dog shit Trump is.
Apparently, the only time Trump acts swiftly is in unfollowing people who insult him.
I know they're the IRS but I hope there are enough of you out there who can fully appreciate how bottomlessly pathetic and cruel this is.
“Perhaps McConnell has been in Washington too long and has gotten badly out of touch — even with Republicans.”
Is anyone else still wondering why Katie Porter isn't the fifth member of the Squad?
And yet, Dr. Birx can't understand why the media are still talking about Trump's suggestion of injecting disinfectants into our bodies and, literally, pumping sunshine up our asses.
Just because domestic violence isn't being reported doesn't mean it isn't happening.
13 hours of blathering, 270 seconds of empathy... which was also manufactured.
"God's waiting room," Ronnie? Really?
Great. Terrorists are now more scientifically literate than our "president." And finally...
If Australia's right wingers can work with left wingers, they why can't our right wingers? Because our right wingers are hyper partisan assholes who are more interested in polling data.
"Suppose we, uh, assemble a test group, people who already have coronavirus, and we pack them into a concrete bunker and tell them, uh, they're gonna get showers. Then we let 'er rip and see what happens. Can we do that?"
Figures. We always get screwed in one way or another.
They were better off without Trump.
Trump reveals his strategy for Phase Two of his coronavirus war...
Oh, man, God only knows what they're hiding for him.
Yes, it's the same old Trump. At this point, I'm surprised he hasn't pimped Jim Bakker's Silver Solution.
Captain Crozier may be coming back.
"After Trump has heard the bad news about the coronavirus from his medical experts at his daily press briefing, what do Trump and Parscale discuss? 'The latest polling data,' the Times reports."
Because at a time when 50,000 Americans a month are dying, you Republican scum clinging to power is the most important thing.
Duh, thank you, Dr. Obvious. I've been saying that for over a month. Where the fuck have YOU been?
Depression-era poet Vachel Lindsay committed suicide in 1931 by chugging a bottle of Lysol. Trump's essentially telling us to do the same thing.
He's already getting so desperate for attention that less than 24 hours after deciding not to hold any more press briefings, he pushed Mike Pence aside and insisted on assembling 1000 cadets at West Point, in THE coronavirus hotspot on the planet earth and tightly packing them together. How anyone with two neurons to rub together can say this lunatic isn't a mass murderer is beyond me.
What a petty piece of dog shit Trump is.
Apparently, the only time Trump acts swiftly is in unfollowing people who insult him.
I know they're the IRS but I hope there are enough of you out there who can fully appreciate how bottomlessly pathetic and cruel this is.
“Perhaps McConnell has been in Washington too long and has gotten badly out of touch — even with Republicans.”
Is anyone else still wondering why Katie Porter isn't the fifth member of the Squad?
And yet, Dr. Birx can't understand why the media are still talking about Trump's suggestion of injecting disinfectants into our bodies and, literally, pumping sunshine up our asses.
Just because domestic violence isn't being reported doesn't mean it isn't happening.
13 hours of blathering, 270 seconds of empathy... which was also manufactured.
"God's waiting room," Ronnie? Really?
Great. Terrorists are now more scientifically literate than our "president." And finally...
If Australia's right wingers can work with left wingers, they why can't our right wingers? Because our right wingers are hyper partisan assholes who are more interested in polling data.
posted by jurassicpork @ Sunday, April 26, 2020
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