Thursday, June 11, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(He does anti-Democratic revolutions dirt cheap.)

     I can only imagine what Stephen Miller will write for Trump's speech on racism-
     "My fellow white Americans-
    Slavery is such an ugly word. Let's think of it more as agricultural commerce with whips and chains..."

     This is one of the most dead-on appraisals of Jared Kushner I've ever read.

     Election day in Georgia was, as usual, a clusterfuck.

     So get it on disc and STFU, bitch. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

     Trump's essentially using the George Wallace playbook from the 60's. He was one Democrat in Alabama Trump would have supported, I guarantee you.

     Yeah, he WOULD be a prison guard, wouldn't he?

    You may have heard that Judge Sullivan had appointed independent counsel to look into Flynn's case. This is what he found.

     I'd say 1250 former DOJ employees is consensus. What say you?

     Then, as usual, when called out for her racism, she went full-blown KKK and doubled down on her racism while claiming she wasn't a racist. Yawn.

     This is ridiculous. Ethan Couch got drunk, stole his father's car, killed four people and got a slap on the wrist. Park the wrong way while black, get tackled by a racist, Neanderthal cop.

     Yeah, this guy makes perfect sense. This is the very epitome of incoherent white rage.

     We caught the Russians encroaching on our Alaskan border, twice. But yeah, let's remain obsessed with the SOUTHERN border. Спасибо, товарищ Трамп.

    Greg Abbott says not to worry, we still have 13,000 beds. Yeah, and at the rate you're going, moron, those will be maxed out within 6 days.

     She said this about her own people. And another vocational suicide bomber bites the dust.

     Goodbye, Columbus. 25 miles east of me, this happened. There's a backlash against Columbus. One statue got torn down in Virginia two days ago and thrown in a river.

     Man, if anyone's begging for a knee to the neck, it's this racist, redneck asshole.

     Remember, it's only a phony poll if he's losing.

     According to this bloated douchebag, cops shoot black people "less than we probably ought to"?! Oh my fucking God, please save us from these antebellum assclowns.

     Well, Auschwitz had its Jewish trustees, so why NOT this self-loathing asshole?

    You see, the thing about dog whistles, asshole, is they have to be silent to all but the intended recipient.

     The REAL reason Trump's flogging a right wing conspiracy theory against an elderly protester nearly killed by police.

      Coronavirus says, "Thank you, Elon. Nice doing business with you."

     “To my knowledge, this is the first time in its 40 year history that CNN had been threatened with legal action because an American politician or campaign did not like CNN’s polling results... Your letter is factually and legally baseless. It is yet another bad faith attempt by the campaign to threaten litigation to muzzle speech it does not want voters to read or hear. Your allegations and demands are rejected in their entirety.” -CNN's Chief Counsel

     We shouldn't even be mentioning her name in the same sentence as George Floyd.

     Only a thoroughly corrupt regime would purge itself of any enforcement mechanisms and checks of its actions.

     Yeah, I could see Trump doing this.

     Meme intermission.

    This is so horrible that one of our own should die so young and with so many stories left to tell. RIP, Jas.

    Typically, Ill Douche is blustering and threatening to take back Seattle and, of course, making spelling errors along the way.

     You have no idea how much I hate reading articles like this in 2020.

     Because kneeling in solidarity with the people you've sworn to serve and protect is "horrible."

     Trump skeeving black officials... Does this really surprise anyone?

     Archie Bunker did it better, ya fuckin' azzhole.

     There must be some way to pass and enforce a moratorium making all white people shut the fuck up for a whole day. Think how much better life would be for that day.

    Leave it to corporate cunts like Amazon, Microsoft and Reebok to try to profit off the final, terrifying moments of George Floyd's life.

     Now THIS is an occupation:
    "Peaceful protesters created a six-block 'Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone' after the city’s police department abandoned their precinct in an effort to de-escalate tensions prompted by officers’ use of tear gas on demonstrators, which was temporarily banned by (Mayor) Durkan. Protesters in the 'cop-free zone' have brought art and books to the area, and demonstrators have also held concerts and movie nights."

     These cocksuckers are really trying to kill every one of us. They just don't get it that this isn't an economy, it's a society, like every other nation on earth. And if everyone's dead or dying, there IS no fucking economy.

     Snowflakes.

     If Papa John's thinks you're too racist, you're racist.

     "Racism" is such an ugly word. Say, instead, "they're complicated."

     We don't have reporters, anymore- We have propagandists and stenographers. To wit:
     "The New York Post published an article titled 'Looters swipe $2.4M worth of watches from Soho Rolex store: police sources.' But the store in question was not a Rolex store and the original article even included a statement by a store spokesperson denying that any watches had been stolen. The Post later updated its headline to: 'Conflicting reports of looting at Soho Rolex store'.”

     Meanwhile, in Tennessee (of course): “It was not against the law to own slaves back then. Who knows, maybe some of us will be slaves one of these days. Laws change.”

     He SHOULD apologize. Naturally, Trump's snowflake butt boys are already calling Milley "a Socialist general."

     Trump's greatest racist hits, all in one speech.

     Can we do this, like, today?

    Didn't this stupid twat know what "antebellum" even means? "Before the war." Meaning Civil War. Meaning back when slavery was still legal.

     Republicans, nasty people? Duh, you think?

    Honestly, I don't know what the fuck this black kid was thinking by taking other young black people into a white suburban neighborhood in what's obviously a sundown town. And the fucking sun wasn't even down when they called the pigs on them.

     John Bolton's a feckless cunt and I won't buy or read his 592 page doorstop. He had his chance to shine in the sun and he blew it.

    Bunker Boy just called the Secret Service the SS. Maybe he could rename the Air Force the Luftwaffe. Just a thought.

     "Hopefully our great Republican Senators won’t fall for this!”
     They fell for it.

     Transparency? We don't need no stinkin' transparency.

     If you want to find all the cops, they're hangin' out at the donut shop... or sleeping in Rep. Bobby Rush's office while the congressman's sister was getting killed.

     And they're going to continue condemning Trump because the fucking right wing morons have already voted to use it in the next two general election cycles. And finally...

     Some headlines just write themselves. This is one of them.

1 Comments:

At June 14, 2020 at 5:47 AM, Anonymous Roger Fox said...

When Trump was elected, I thought: well, he’s run every organization he’s ever led into the ground. So the only question is which organization he’s going to screw up now: the republican party, or the United States of America.
He’s already messed up the country, so let’s at least hope that he takes the republican party down too.

 

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