Your Government in Snapshots

     Often, it's nigh impossible for political satirists and us snarky political bloggers to keep up with the rampant, out of control assclownery of our defective, elected officials.
     First off, Trumpie the Clorox Clown has now built a fence around himself. It was very kind and considerate for the government to provide the White House with a #babygate so the president doesn't toddle off into traffic to hold idiotic photo ops at a church he doesn't attend.
   

 

     Secondly,  it's only innuendo and rumor at this point but several male escorts have accused Lindsey Graham of hiring them then signing them to NDAs. Remember, Mizz Lindsey is up for reelection this year so if there's anything to this rumor, then he's going to have a very tough row to ho hoe.

       It's perhaps no coincidence that the only lawmaker on Capitol Hill opposing the anti-lynching bill is Rand Paul, a Texas native representing Kentucky. Paul's alleged objection to the bill was that if an attempted lynching results only in "slight bruising" then the attempted lynching shouldn't be a federal hate crime. Yes, this is how rednecks like Paul think. I can easily see him writing to NBC complaining about James Kirk kissing Lt. Uhura.

    

     Republicans break the law even when they don't have to. Take Donald and Kayleigh. They registered to vote in Florida even though they legally couldn't as they weren't legal residents of the state. Of course, being American citizens, they have as much a right to vote as anyone else but they just can't do it legally, But then again, this is the party that appeals to criminals like Derek Chauvin, who also registered to vote, as a Republican, in Florida despite being a resident of Minnesota. What is it about Florida that attracts more criminals than Sing Sing?

     It's about time someone remembered the 25th Amendment exists and for reasons just like this.