Welcome Back to Pottersville: Gotham City Digest

(Watership Down 2: Blue Tsunami.)

Where does Trump find these upholstered jackals and rabid assclowns? A sample:

"“You understand that they’re going to have to kill me, and unfortunately, I think that’s where this is going.”

“Since joining the administration my family and I have been continually threatened.”

"My mental health has definitely failed.”

“I don’t like being alone in Washington, the shadows on the ceiling in my apartment, there alone, shadows are so long.”

“If you carry guns, buy ammunition, ladies and gentlemen, because it’s going to be hard to get.”

“Remember the Trump supporter who was shot and killed? That was a drill.”

“And when Donald Trump refuses to stand down at the inauguration, the shooting will begin.”

Caputo also hoarsely screamed about a resistance unit within the CDC that he thinks is intended to take down Trump yet which, instead, is tasked with finding solutions to anti-bacterial resistance.

Ladies and gentlemen, Congressman Matt Gaetz (R-DUI).

Why is it every time I look at this woman's fat head, I think of steak sauce?

Jack Jerkoff, the young Roger Stone, claimed he got raided by the FBI. As you can expect, it was bullshit, a scheme pulled off by him and Jacob Wohl. God only knows why these two right wing psychopaths aren't in a Supermax taking warm showers together.

The tapes are now coming out fast and furious and, as you can expect, there's nothing in them that dispels the fact that Trump's an attention-starved sociopath who doesn't care how many people he's killed.

Your Brad o' the day.

He went on to say Trump could be in Riker's Island by 2023.

Trump's greatest accomplishment as "president" was in making the Kremlin's Employee of the Month five months running.

I don't generally link to religion sites but more attention ought to be paid to the Trump campaign's incredibly racist ad that subverted the intention of Joe Biden's June visit to an AME church in Wilmington.

Michael Caputo's not only a "racist stooge of Trump", he's also a racist stooge for Putin. Shocking, I know.

DeJoy ramped up his serial ratfuckery the moment the Postmaster General job abruptly opened up.

Republicans WILL kill you, then lie about it. Take creepy-lipped South Dakota's AG, for instance, who hit and killed a man with his car then said he'd struck a deer.

Meme intermission.

How much does Goodreads suck? This journalist counts some (but not all) the ways. However, an upstart may liberate us from the shackles of the most worthless website in the history of the internet, the Amazon-owned Goodreads.

I wonder how those pro-life right wingers will square this Nazi eugenics bullshit on migrant women ordered by DHS, probably on a directive from Adolph Trump?

In the unlikely event she's elected ever again, Jenny Graham should take the oath of office not on a Bible but a DSM-V.

That's right, you right wing nut job, blame the liberals for your house burning down. I suppose they're also to blame for the ice caps melting.

Alternative playbacks? Seriously?

So, the Tilting Orange Baboon did a Town Hall and it went about as well as one can expect of the aforementioned Tilting Orange Baboon. At one point, when advancing the discredited theory of herd immunity, he'd ironically referred to it as "herd mentality."

No surprise here.

90 minutes of Republican batshittery distilled into 74 hilarious seconds, courtesy of the momentarily useful idiots at the Lincoln Project.

Of course they are. Under Bill Barr and Trumpie the Klown, the DOJ has withered into a personal injury law firm that advertises on QVC. Barr is trying to sue John Bolton over his book.

Michael Caputo, to his staff the day after his King Lear rant: "Yeah, sorry I was so batshit insane the other day and pushing crazy ass conspiracy theories. I blame the liberals for threatening my family, which I also can't prove.

"Research shows 'respectful, non-judgmental conversations are able to move voters where many other tactics have failed, producing meaningful increases in Biden’s vote margin'.”

Start by calling them "lying, dog-faced pony soldiers". I hear that works wonders.

Your co-Brad o' the day.

Sometimes, the headline just says it all.

And thus, the wagging of the dog begins...

"(W)ithout realizing it"?! Jenny "You cocksucker" Graham knew exactly what she was doing.

If there's a hateful, spittle-flecked group out there, it's guaranteed that 110% of the time, they WILL attract Republicans. Then the feckless scum will scuttle away from them when confronted about it. Take David Armstrong, the All Aryan Boy, for instance...

Steve Douchey at Fox & Frauds jilted Trump on live TV.

To paraphrase Thomas Franks, What the Fuck is the matter with Kansas?

They can't even send out their Christmas cards without help. And finally...

After sitting on the facts of a public health crisis for over half a year while hundreds of thousands died, Bob fucking Woodward is in no position to make moral judgments.