Welcome Back to Pottersville: Gotham City Digest

(That's the guy who should've been in Nashville Thursday night.)

How did a barely-functional idiot like this acquire a half a million dollars and who'd given it to him?

“When I voted for Trump, I didn’t know I was [potentially] signing my own death warrant.”

Yeah, because Republicans have such a sterling record on health care, right?

I'm sure it would make South Carolina's white voters happy as pie if both their senators were black.

These disaffected right wing apostates would still vote for Trump if, say, Bernie was the nominee. You KNOW they would.

Senator Man on Dog thinks it's a laudable thing that Trump doesn't keep small children in dog cages, any more.

He coordinated with another Boogaloo thug who was later charged with murdering two cops. So remind me again why and how Antifa and BLM are the problem?

Nice Hitler 'stache you've got going there, Adolph.

"Turner said he is not sure the incident was as serious as some have made it seem. He said in investigating the incident, there's been nothing to indicate political motivation from either party."

Because when they obscure their license plates with shopping bags, their intent is totally legitimate.

The right wing nut jobs you see in the first half are in, ironically, Normal, IL.

Only because the debate committee threatened to cut off his mic.

Meanwhile, in Massachusetts, one passionate Trump fan proved that we, too, in the Bay State have idiots.

Some degree of empathy is essential in a president. Trump obviously doesn't an iota of it. And he proved it once and for all Thursday night.

Former novelist Richard North Patterson penned another op-ed about Donnie Dumbo and it wasn't pretty.

Right wing billionaire scum are desperately shoveling tens of millions of cash in a mad attempt to save the Senate. And Democrats STILL have a huge cash advantage.

Trump's campaign ads are literally Russian propaganda.

Teddy Roosevelt never would have tolerated the very thought of this when he headed up the Civil Service in the 1880s & 1890s.

The last day of the debate, we registered almost 78,000 new cases of coronavirus, a new record. At that rate, by the end of the year we'll have nearly 5,400,000 new cases, meaning we'll have 13,831,855 confirmed cases by New Year's. And that's with INadequate testing.

KO says Trump didn't get a KO Thursday night.

All this and Fredo, too!

Melania's throwing a Halloween party! You know, in case they missed anyone during the Amy Coney Barrett super spreader event.

The more Trump slams Democratic governors, the more popular they get. So, please, keep talking, stupid.

Trump tried to get Netanyahu to join him in his juvenile insult of Biden but he didn't bite. Trump didn't like the diplomatic answer.

50,000,000+ absentee ballots have been cast thus far, 21% of the electorate. And since more Democrats cast absentee ballots, you KNOW they're not voting for Trump.

Trump Plaza implodes at exactly the same moment as Trump's campaign. So much for THAT shining legacy.

Meme intermission.

In other words, Trump took $123,000 from Col. Qaddafi.

You'd think the FBI would've come to the same conclusion I immediately had, that her name was on a list of targets.

I can't imagine why his 4th wife would have fever dreams about guns, knives and jackbooted thugs. Carl Jung would have a field day with this one.

If Trump likes to poach Obama's wildly popular achievements and make them his own, then why's he trying to destroy Obamacare? Oh, right. The cruelty's the point. Silly me.

"The scandal is not anything that Joe Biden did. It is that Trump is running what may be the sleaziest presidential campaign since the notorious election of 1800 — or possibly ever. Unable to articulate policies (Trump is keeping his health-care plan as secret as his taxes), Republicans resort to flinging accusations of wrongdoing that are ever more untethered from reality." Das Boot.

We are the stupidest, most brutal nation on the planet.

Come on, Donnie Dumbo, you know you wanna do it.

"A Socialist." Oh please. Kamala Harris isn't even a real Democrat by any reasonable definition.

The calls will cease on Election Day. These assholes know their guy's getting his fat, pasty ass kicked to the curb and they're pulling out all the stops.

Steven Alembik

James Allsup

Pamela Geller

Skylor Jernigan

      Laura Loomer
      Michael Masters
      K.C. McAlpin
      Peter Zieve

What do all these people have in common? They're all white nationalists and right wing extremists who'd donated $120,000 to Trump's campaigns.

"(T)he America we see in “Borat Subsequent Moviefilm” amounts to a largely maskless, QAnon-believing, science-denying idiocracy. As Borat learns to be a better father, which for better or worse provides the scatttershot sequel with a through-line, Tutar transforms from Melania Trump-loving princess-in-training (I will never get to live in a golden cage like Melania!' she cries at one point) to enlightened, independent thinker."
I'm watching this tonight. Oh. yes,. I am so there.

No deals in Russia, eh, Comrade COVID?

“If Trump goes down, people who know the president say, don’t expect him to take responsibility.”

IF?!

Nothing about this nomination is normal. It's had hair and warts all over it since September 21st.

Oh, what bigly shame this is!

The letter o' the year, from the Lincoln Project to Javanka on their threatened lawsuit over Times Square billboards. And finally...

There would be something deeply, darkly comical about Trump spending the dwindling moments of his "presidency" spreading COVID-19 in his farewell tour were it not for the innocent victims of such callous, sociopathic recklessness.