Pottersville Digest

 

(Go ahead, kick a hornet's nest. They'll come out and thank you.)

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     Jon Stewart's video about the billionaire space race is dead-on, all the way down to Bezos' ridiculous cowboy hat.

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     Your Brad o' the day.

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     So, they want to talk about them, just without them. Just as a friendly reminder, this is the Show Me state.

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     Why aren't more of these lunatics ordered to undergo psychiatric evaluations?

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   Charlie McCarthy (R-Trump's lap) just jerked off all five of his picks for the Jan. 6th select subcommittee.

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     Another thing that a totally innocent guy would do.

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     “Unless Speaker Pelosi reverses course and seats all five Republican nominees, Republicans will not be party to their sham process and will instead pursue our own investigation of the facts.”

     So the butt hurt Republican is threatening to hold his own sham hearings that'll be a thinly-veiled attempt to overturn the election.

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    "During the traffic stop, an individual obstructed the investigation and resisted arrest. They were taken into custody with the assistance of a police K-9."

     The "assistance" consisted of an attack dog mauling an innocent kid for nearly 10 minutes and so completely lost its mind they had to tase the fucking dog.

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     You see, the "party of personal responsibility", while never taking personal responsibility for anything, says YOU need to take personal responsibility.

     That's the typical sociopathic, right wing psychopathology at work here, perfectly delineated by MTG's cackle after being told that young, slender people are dying of COVID. A sheriff's deputy and his wife just lost their 5 year-old son, Wyatt, to COVID in Georgia. In her district, in fact.

     I guess Greene thinks that's hilarious, too.

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     The CDC reports Americans lost a year and a half off their life expectancy in the last year and a half. Four more years of Trump would've set us back into the Dickensian East End of London.

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     Man who'd normalized rape at OSU accuses Democrats of normalizing anarchy. Film at 11

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    .Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached peak Idiocracy.

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     Your co-Brad o' the day: Massachusetts edition.

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     We're hearing far too many of these Road to Damascus stories from the unvaccinated.

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     Gee, they're adjusting and mutating... just like a virus.

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     Great Moments in Signage.

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     Because COVID-19 was never anything more or less than PR for Trump.

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    This is how you "trigger" and "own the cons".

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    Meanwhile, in liberal Massachusetts...

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    Madison Cawthorn (R-Eagle's Nest), the world's most famous Nazi tourist, thinks the House has the ability to criminally prosecute Dr. Facui or anyone his fascist cohorts don't like.

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    They didn't get vaccinated because they were still freaked out about the government's Tuskegee syphilis study from 90 years ago.

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    Your Karen o' the day.

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    Well, she's certainly got my vote for Mom of the Year.

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    It's only a matter of time before we start seeing the word, "entrapment".

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    "More than 1,000 people have so far signed up to the pro-Trump cryptocurrency magacoin, including conservative media personalities and Republican figures, the Guardian can reveal. The news comes after poor security configuration in a website associated with magacoin exposed the email addresses, passwords, cryptocurrency wallet addresses and IP addresses of users..."

     IOW, there's a sucker born every minute. And finally...

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     No war on women, my ass.