Pottersville Digest
(Like Isaac Asimov said, "My ignorance is as good as your knowledge.")
Evangelicals abandoned Christianity, and Jesus is grateful.
You can always count on right wing executives to choose their brand over their customer base.
Meanwhile, in our nation's Capitol. during our national pastime...
My, my, they DO learn young, don't they?
Well, so much for that conspiracy theory.
I have to wonder if this is related to the shooting at Nat's ball park the same night.
Welcome back to the antebellum period. What kept you?
Toilet Paper USA cancels woman in same profession as Stormy Daniels.
Yeah, you know what? I agree with her- Fuck these Monday morning quarterbacks.
Joe Perry's not a big fan of Donald Trump these days. This is why.
One of the few saving graces of Republicans is that they're so fucking stupid and easy to punk.
"Split pea soup cleanup in aisle six..."
Sorry, Ron, you don't get to turn cruise ship passengers into diseased, rotting corpses.
Great, as if 2020 wasn't bad enough, now the solar system is conspiring to kill us.
Yes, this old grievance... AGAIN.
Yeah,
we WILL blame you, motherfuckers, especially since you furtively refuse
to turn over the data the White House has repeatedly asked for.
Oh, look. Another right wing liar running for Congress. Because that august body is running dangerously low on them.
The first Jan. 6th rioter was just sentenced and got an eight month slap on the wrist. White privilege triumphs again.
Elmer Fudd 2.0: Man of 1% of the people.
I guess no one ever told this hairy bag of cellulite about the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878.
Eight years-old and she's already a veteran of multiple mass shootings.
If
we ever have another mass secession of southern states, here's a nifty
name they can use- The Confederate States of COVID. You're welcome.
$2.4 billion as "president." Yet this bloated cocksucker's still running one grift after another on hucksters who can't make ends meet.
Three and a half years ago, Moscow Mitch McConnell had votes on a $2 trillion tax cut AND an ACA repeal that would have uninsured 20 million before anyone saw any bill. So sit this one out, comrade.
I can't argue with a single word she wrote.
Shorter Andy Biggs: "We Republicans are pro-COVID, pro-fentanyl and pro-Nazi rioters. Did I forget anyone?"
Shorter Donnie Dumbo: "Everyone let me down because I didn't get everything I ever wanted."
"Right-wingers are literally dying to own the libs. In the process they are ensuring that deadly variants will continue to circulate, endangering school reopenings and preventing a return to normalcy. This is madness. Stop making reasonable appeals to those who will not listen to reason."
Yeah. I say fuck this namby-pamby, sovereign citizen shit and start arresting and jabbing people. And finally...
Elsewhere in White Privilege News, this asshole threatened blow off Judge Emmet Sullivan's head. He got a year and a half in prison.
Meanwhile, Crystal Mason's still serving a five year stretch because a poll worker erroneously told her she could legally vote. Because, you know. black.
posted by jurassicpork @ Monday, July 19, 2021
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