Pottersville Digest

 

(Essentially, the mentally challenged worrying about autism.)

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     Riemer was right. They were jokes, are now and always will be.

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    Apparently, Melania was tired of Kristi Noem always begging for an invitation to Mar a Lago. Meower!

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     Jenna Ellis just left the Republican Party... because it isn't conservative enough.

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     An un-Texan thing to do? Sort of like Ted Cruz fleeing to Cancun?

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     Last summer, Trump wanted the bunker leaker to be executed. What a petulant little cunt he is.

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     Your Brad o' the day.

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    "Voter registration records from the Maricopa County Recorder’s Office show that McKee is a registered Republican."

     There's your Maricopa County voter fraud.

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    "At one point, when she considered writing a book, Mackris said a literary agent advised her: 'You’re DOA. No one wants to hear from you… You're not a sympathetic character because you took the money'.”

     Typical literary agent.

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     I haven't seen a family like this since Tobe Hooper.

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     Your Karen o' the day.

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     Oh, but when Oregon right wing legislators did the same thing last year (over a mild climate change bill), they were heroic outlaws. Texas has officially morphed into Nazi Germany.

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     I can think of one bar that Jon Taffer should never rescue.

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    If Newsmax wanted to show they're serious about distancing themselves from him, they could terminate his contract.

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     News flash: Tennessee Republicans want to murder your children just to own the libs.

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     There's a reason these shitheels want to be around little kids.

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     Your co-Brad o' the day.

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     "Babbitt is not a martyr. She’s an avatar of white supremacy’s glorification of traitors to democracy. History gutted of its truth about white violence has long been a conservative compulsion. It’s how those treasonous Confederate men who believed in human bondage came to be immortalized in stone. And it’s the insidious tie that binds them to Babbitt, an Air Force veteran who died trying to overthrow the government of the nation she once swore to support and defend." -Boston Globe.

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     Yeah, the Oregon wildfires are antifa's fault. Stupid cops.

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     "Lord, we didn't want to be in the news."

     Then maybe you shouldn't've been so fucking stupid and reckless and praying to your sky wizard to keep COVID at bay.

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    Sure, if you ignore the three score plus lawsuits that were unceremoniously tossed by judges across the country.

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    Fine. Fuck 'em. Let 'em go. As long as we get to take all our military bases with us.

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     She seems nice enough.

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     Tucker Carlson just learned the hard way not to talk shit about your first grade teacher, especially if she's still alive. And finally...

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     "Interspersed are his thoughtful suggestions" sounds exactly like something Trump would write.