Pottersville Digest

 

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     Stick to checkers and Uno. Leave the 4D chess to those who actually have brain cells. Checkmate, sweetie.

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     So, the local police gave her cover by illegally withholding information about her arrest. Nice.

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     "Williams' attorney, Vincent A. Citro, also cited his client's life-saving work as a first responder in a sentencing memo..." IOW, "My client's probably saved a few lives in the past so he's entitled to take the life of a Democratic Congresswoman or two, right? I mean, it all balances out, amIright?"

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     Good old Twitter. You almost have to admire their nearly infallible ability to wind up on the wrong side of every issue.

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     Lock her up. Oh, wait...

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    Four months after four years of threatening the lives of lawmakers? Thank God he had competent defense counsel in the DOJ.

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    Hillbilly Elegy, indeed. This harpy is the political Typhoid Mary. Next up, MTG screaming about cancel culture.

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     Wow. Mississippi, at that. What are the odds? I'm guessing 110%.

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     This is the most deranged speech he's ever given... and that's saying a lot.

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     Oh, Goebbles would've loved this one.

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   "Michigan’s new independent redistricting commission made waves last month by approving a new congressional map for the next 10 years that likely will force some incumbents to run against one another."

    "The 12th District includes a portion of Detroit and Oakland County, as well as western Wayne County communities such as Dearborn, Dearborn Heights, Livonia, Westland, Garden City and Redford Township. The 13th District includes a portion of Detroit, as well as other Wayne County communities of Highland Park, Hamtramck, Harper Woods, the Grosse Pointes, Allen Park, River Rouge, Melvindale and Taylor.

    Neither district is majority-Black, even though Detroit has a 79% Black population."

    Independent redistricting commission, my ass

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    Mizz Lindsey went off script. Oh, someone's gonna get some primo fellatio in Mar a Lago this week.

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     When you're too Russian for even Russian state TV. Seriously, at the rate Tucker Carlson is going, the Russian Federation flag will be fluttering in the background.

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     We have to stop calling Sinema and Manchin "moderates" and "centrists". They're 5th Columnists. Let's get comfortable with that phrase. And finally...

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    Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.