Pottersville Digest
Lord only knows why Republicans, stupid as they are, are essentially begging for his kiss of death. At best, getting his endorsement is the political version of Russian roulette.
Your Brad o' the day. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)
"Tucker, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a willing stooge for totalitarian state TV."
"Attaboy. Aim high."
"At least until my Swanson inheritance kicks in."
This is a 9-year-old Ukrainian girl prepared to defend her country. Let's pray she never has to fire that shotgun. The blue and yellow hair ribbons and lollipop in her mouth just breaks my heart.
Shorter Mike Rounds: "I didn't want you to have it but you're welcome, anyway."
Jesus, if this woman was any stupider, she'd be donating her organs right now.
He was in Congress for all of three days and he was already passing out weapons? Now, that's what I call a real go-getter!
Going into the 2022 midterms, never forget: These organ donors also have the power to vote.
Meme intermission.
In other words, he's turned the entire vetting process into another version of The Apprentice.
Reap the whirlwind, sweetcheeks.
Fredo: "Now, watch me as I paint The Last Supper with my own fecal matter..."
Getting retweeted by the Russian embassy these days is akin to getting Trump's endorsement: Sketchy at best, career-ending at worst.
Crash, burn, set and match.
Personally, I'm amazed the idiots in the Russian government haven't officially run with this bioweapons lab story.. Or have they?
"U.S. consumers could see a drop in gas prices after oil tumbled below $100 a barrel on Monday."
Elon Musk just challenged Vlad Putin to a fight. This planet is spinning off its psychological axis.
First, they went after the gays, then they went after black lawmakers... And finally..."Tucker, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a willing stooge for totalitarian state TV."
"Attaboy. Aim high."
"At least until my Swanson inheritance kicks in."
Shorter Mike Rounds: "I didn't want you to have it but you're welcome, anyway."
He was in Congress for all of three days and he was already passing out weapons? Now, that's what I call a real go-getter!
Going into the 2022 midterms, never forget: These organ donors also have the power to vote.
In other words, he's turned the entire vetting process into another version of The Apprentice.
Reap the whirlwind, sweetcheeks.
Fredo: "Now, watch me as I paint The Last Supper with my own fecal matter..."
Getting retweeted by the Russian embassy these days is akin to getting Trump's endorsement: Sketchy at best, career-ending at worst.
Crash, burn, set and match.
Personally, I'm amazed the idiots in the Russian government haven't officially run with this bioweapons lab story.. Or have they?
"U.S. consumers could see a drop in gas prices after oil tumbled below $100 a barrel on Monday."
Elon Musk just challenged Vlad Putin to a fight. This planet is spinning off its psychological axis.
The world needs more straight-talking politicians like this.
posted by jurassicpork @ Monday, March 14, 2022
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Musk may want to reconsider. His advantages are size and age and his fitness regimen may include some martial arts, but Putin does it religiously.
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