Sunday, March 27, 2022

Pottersville Digest

(Yes, that's his professional opinion. You can go to your niece for a second opinion.) 

    It's called the 14th Amendment, Section 3. Have someone read it to you in popup book form, Margie.

    See, this is the kind of Hollywood liberal that right wingers always scream about (while ignoring the fact that virtually every action star over the last 50 years has been a right winger). What's smelting his Oscars going to accomplish? He'll still be on record as having received them, but he won't be able to prove it and it'll change absolutely nothing. Plus, while Zelenskyy was an actor and comedian, it was in the Ukrainian entertainment industry, not ours. As Wanda Sykes pointed out, "Isn't he busy?"
     So, not only is she legally and literally illiterate, she's culturally illiterate. Behind that podium, she looks like a five year-old trying to drive Daddy's car.
   Just think of all the Republicans who've been convicted and sentenced to prison, starting with Trump's inner circle. You could literally devote an entire wing to them.
   They're not interested in countering lies with facts because they know that's not what the MAGA base is interested in hearing.
    Half of Georgia's voters may be idiots but they have long memories. They remember that he tanked both elections on January 5, 2021 and cost the GOP the Senate.
    One future jailbird praising another. Maybe he can help get Trump elected president of Cell Block C.
    So much for Sippy Cupp's brief flirtation with sanity.
   The hyperpartisan sleaziness of Lindsey Graham notwithstanding, the most interesting thing is that he's already plotting a scenario in which Clarence Thomas isn't on the court, any more. What does he know that we don't?
    Cheat to hold onto office?! He cheated to get into office!
     Meme intermission.

    This one article is the perfect synecdoche of everything that is wrong with Big Business and the federal government.
    #1, the 2022 campaign story was never set. #2, idiots like MTG are just isolating themselves in a whistling wilderness for hoarsely screaming praise for Putin, whose army is now in a humiliating retreat.
    And speaking of the Georgia Gym Rat, there was this inspired bit o' paranoid lunacy.
    This is why people fucking hate lawyers. This psychopath's shyster said his client is being "overcharged" for her "socioeconomic status" by Alvin Bragg, the same guy who ditched charges against Donald Trump. She was released on $500,000 bail. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

    He probably didn't even break the record for the largest crowd size in (checks news article) Commerce, GA. And finally...

    PA Lt. Governor John Fetterman has a 30 point lead in the polls over Conor Lamb. So wait for the foot-shooting Democrat party to ruin all that by supporting a candidate who hasn't a chance of winning in the general election. Here comes Ned Lamont 2.0. (A second tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

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