Pottersville Digest

 (Happy landings, fuckwad.)

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    Remember Halliburton, Dick Cheney's real employer during 2001-2009? Yeah, they just said goodbye to Russia without love.

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     4th Reich fan boy says what?

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     Lemme guess: This bag o' douche is representing himself. A fine grammar school education gone to waste.

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     My heart goes out not just to the Ukrainian victims but also the Russian victims, namely the young soldiers who were literally lied into this war by being told they'd be fighting Nazis or greeted as liberators. That's why they sent so many young soldiers over because they're impressionable and more vulnerable to military command figures.

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     Good. When they put Meadows away, he'll finally have a fixed address at which he actually resides.

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     Those Syrian mercenaries Putin's been enlisting could end up turning on him, too.

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     Here's a helpful rule of thumb: if it involves even a smidgen of humanity or faintly smells like a functional democracy, Republican nut jobs will be against it.

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     Janice McGeachin last month: "I didn't know who Nick Fuentes was."

     Janice McGeachin this month: “I did know who I was talking to, who had invited me to speak at the conference."

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     You'd think Pirro would be able to pronounce even a fellow Italian's surname. But no...

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     Meme intermission.

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     Meanwhile, elsewhere in the "You'd think they'd know" files, you'd think Eastman would've been cognizant of his former law school's legal guidelines but nooooo...

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     Why are Republicans so obsessed over trans teens' genitals? The Show Me state, indeed.

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     Good ole South Carolina: Still valiantly trying to drag us back to the antebellum era after more than a century and a half.

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     Yeah, let's talk about "cancel culture"...

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     80% of Americans support a windfall profits tax on U.S. oil corporations that are using Russia's war on Ukraine to hike prices at the pump. So, of course, Capitol Hill will ignore us.

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     So, the convoy was never about masks, was it?

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     "At one point in his long career, Young reportedly held Rep. John Boehner (R-OH) up against the wall with a 10-inch knife to his throat during a discussion on earmarks." Don Young's finally dead. I wish I could see that snarling psychopath try holding a knife to the Devil's throat when he gets down there. Good fucking riddance. And finally...

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     This libertarian bag o' liposuction will never be a tenth of the man Zelenskyy is.