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Tuesday, April 5, 2022

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“Tragic impact on child groomers and deranged ideologue kindergarten teachers.” But enough about Republicans and Catholic priests...

If you want to know what your family was up to 72 years ago, now's your chance.

Gee, another right wing meathead claiming to be smarter and better-educated than he really is. I'm glad I was sitting down when I read that. The Staten Island Amazon warehouse just voted for a union. Now look for Jeff fucking Bezos to shut the whole thing down and move it elsewhere.

I can boil this abrupt cancellation down to five words- "On the advice of counsel..."

"First, we have to be 100% sure that Donald Trump won't get back on Twitter and tweet mean, nasty things about us."

These right wing vocational vest bombers never cease to amaze me at how utterly stupid they are.

Finally! We may now have that crucial missing link between Trump and the white collar part of the insurrection.

Not a good look for AOC. Not a good look, at all.

"(H)is attorneys successfully argued he should get leniency after being diagnosed with an 'aggressive' form of cancer."

What part of "rot in prison" does the criminal justice system not understand?

Meme intermission,.

Is there a single evangelist in this country who isn't corrupt and/or a pervert?

Something you want to share with the class, Tailgunner Ted?

Like comparing a wedge of Stilton to a can of Cheese Whiz five years past its shelf life.

These are war crimes against humanity, plain and simple. I'm not a big fan of American-engineered regime change. But I cannot condemn Lindsey Graham when he calls for Putin's assassination. I know we can't be the police force of the world but certain exceptions have to be made. I think this is one of them.

Why are we still listening to this political placenta, aka Mike Pence?

Whatever Mick Mulvaney's got, it's catching.

I imagine this is conducted along the same lines as the strategies used by cult deprogrammers.

Is this the Charles Dickens or the Charles Darwin School of Parenting?

Sure he did because catching a corpse is the hardest thing in the world to do. And finally...

The president's right.