Pottersville Digest: Expanded edition
I think Amanda is right. When right wingers inveigh against gay marriage, they invariably focus on the sexual aspect of homosexuality even though sex is just one facet in the life of an LGBT person. I think we also need to get back to talking about sex and fuck the feelings of the puritans. The last thing we need to do is to think and talk like them. Sex and how fun and beautiful it is is something with which most of us can identify.
Another asshole Nazi bites the dust.
In his draft opinion last February, Sam Alito used as a legal precedent a 17th century judge who hung innocent women for being witches and espoused marital rape.
It's perhaps no coincidence that the Trojan Horse that will kill Roe v Wade was rolled in from Mississippi, the state with the highest child mortality rate in the nation.
Daddy Warbucks buys his way out of comeuppance yet again.
My god is Priapus and I doubt anyone's bigger than him.
"Commie Knocker"? Does this idiot think it's still 1952?
Maybe if Trump's political career implodes, he can always get a job rooting for truffles.
Tired of winning, yet, Donnie Dumbo?
Well, it IS Texas, after all.
"Isn't it quaint that Ginni Thomas' ideological brothers and sisters are questioning you on how the left-wing has radicalized the court, suggesting they would be far more likely to leak the draft opinion?"-Joey Scar.
Starbucks fired her for "Irregular attendance"?! Sure, that'll happen after you're raped. Yeah, Howie, tell us again how you've been "assaulted" by unions.
"Now if y'all excuse me, I have to go burn a cross on someone's lawn."
Well, the Baal's back in her court. Sorry, couldn't resist.
"Horton said her bill has nothing to do with that, which was met with laughter from the committee audience." So, should any bill written and sponsored by anyone named "Dodie".
I guarantee you the doctor who ordered her to begin end of life measures was white.
What the fuck was Ohio thinking last night?
"The Supreme Court is poised to roil the very essence of our constitutional tradition and strike at the heart of a pluralistic democracy. Let’s call it what it really is: state-enforced theocracy, or if you prefer, religious authoritarianism."
Gaetz's hind leg-chewing lunacy aside, look for more of this by Vance. Look for him to pull a Youngkin and keep Trump at arm's length now that he's won the primary.
Shorter Patrick Brown: "Well, yeah, I'm a little perturbed that Trump dragged us to the brink of fascism but it was all worth it so we could tell women what to do and what not to do with their bodies." (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)
He sounds suspiciously like those Florida ghost candidates.
Excuse me but exactly who is it that's crying at their sentencing hearings, again?
Oh, she wanted to retire and live on the beach. That's nice. So do a lot of us. The difference, of course, is that most of us don't factor into our calculus spending that time with a 6' 9" convicted murderer.
Apparently, McCarthy is even more of a feckless douchebag than was previously thought. And finally...
Well, that'll happen when you joke about your daughters getting raped.
Another asshole Nazi bites the dust.
In his draft opinion last February, Sam Alito used as a legal precedent a 17th century judge who hung innocent women for being witches and espoused marital rape.
It's perhaps no coincidence that the Trojan Horse that will kill Roe v Wade was rolled in from Mississippi, the state with the highest child mortality rate in the nation.
Daddy Warbucks buys his way out of comeuppance yet again.
"Commie Knocker"? Does this idiot think it's still 1952?
Maybe if Trump's political career implodes, he can always get a job rooting for truffles.
Tired of winning, yet, Donnie Dumbo?
Well, it IS Texas, after all.
"Isn't it quaint that Ginni Thomas' ideological brothers and sisters are questioning you on how the left-wing has radicalized the court, suggesting they would be far more likely to leak the draft opinion?"-Joey Scar.
Starbucks fired her for "Irregular attendance"?! Sure, that'll happen after you're raped. Yeah, Howie, tell us again how you've been "assaulted" by unions.
"Now if y'all excuse me, I have to go burn a cross on someone's lawn."
Well, the Baal's back in her court. Sorry, couldn't resist.
"Horton said her bill has nothing to do with that, which was met with laughter from the committee audience." So, should any bill written and sponsored by anyone named "Dodie".
I guarantee you the doctor who ordered her to begin end of life measures was white.
What the fuck was Ohio thinking last night?
"The Supreme Court is poised to roil the very essence of our constitutional tradition and strike at the heart of a pluralistic democracy. Let’s call it what it really is: state-enforced theocracy, or if you prefer, religious authoritarianism."
Jennifer Rubin nails it again.
Gaetz's hind leg-chewing lunacy aside, look for more of this by Vance. Look for him to pull a Youngkin and keep Trump at arm's length now that he's won the primary.
Shorter Patrick Brown: "Well, yeah, I'm a little perturbed that Trump dragged us to the brink of fascism but it was all worth it so we could tell women what to do and what not to do with their bodies." (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)
He sounds suspiciously like those Florida ghost candidates.
Excuse me but exactly who is it that's crying at their sentencing hearings, again?
Oh, she wanted to retire and live on the beach. That's nice. So do a lot of us. The difference, of course, is that most of us don't factor into our calculus spending that time with a 6' 9" convicted murderer.
Apparently, McCarthy is even more of a feckless douchebag than was previously thought. And finally...
Well, that'll happen when you joke about your daughters getting raped.
posted by jurassicpork @ Wednesday, May 04, 2022
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