Flagged For Removal on Anchorage Craigslist
(Why'd I get flagged for removal three times? More evidence of liberal censorship. Well, I'll just have to put it up yet again, by golly.)
I just thought I'd post in the missed connection because if the last kerfuffle of a presidential election doesn't qualify as, like, a missed connection, then what does? LOL!
Anyhoo, I'm looking for a platonic longterm relationship with another elderly republican with presidential aspirations whose name isn't You Know Who LOL! I'm 45, still shapely and attractive in a school marm in a porno film kinda way and my hobbies include killing wolves and mooses from helicopters, seeing Russia from my renovated house, collecting voodoo dolls of witches and shopping, shopping shopping! Age really isn't a consideration as long as you're somewhat younger than a certain senator from Arizona. And the best part is if we can get elected, we can overthrow the uppity guy in the W H and death panels in your golden years wouldn't be a consideration.
All I ask is that you spend no more than a month or so in the WH and then have the consideration to step aside so the young blood can take over (like, can you see me presiding over the Senate or whatever it is that the Vice President does? Like, how many tie-breaking votes would I get to cast? Hellooo?)
Don't be fazed by my cutting and running from my last job. If I get to be the 48th president or whatever number we'd be up to by then, trust me, that'll be a job worth sticking to, ya betcha.
(The fourth version can be found here for the next half hour or so until those damned liberal censors in the Klondike take this version down, too.)