Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Republicans want to:


Begin a neverending nuclear winter with every country whose religion or oil industry doesn't line up with our interests.
Make the water you drink unsafer.
Make the food you eat unsafer.
Make the air you breathe unsafer.
Make unsafer and more expensive the pharmaceuticals you ingest.
Deny you health care you can afford while making you pay for their free health care.
Make your workplace unsafer.
End your right to collectively bargain.
End workers their right to organize and unionize.
Take away your pensions.
End every last shred of protection we possess in the Constitution.
Put you out of a job in the name of corporate "competitiveness."
Put you out of your own home whether or not the bank owns it.
Eradicate public education.
Replace it with vouchers and privatization so your kids can't afford to go.
Repealing Social Security.
Repealing Medicaid.
Repealing Medicare.
Repealing the Civil Rights Act of 1964.
Repealing the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
Repealing all child labor laws.
Repealing ObamaCare and the very few tepid reforms in it.
Repealing any animal cruelty laws.
Defunding the NEA.
Impose their religion on you.
Deport hard-working, tax-paying undocumented immigrants.
Impose their definition of marriage on you and tell you who you can and can't marry.
Tell women what to do with their uteri.
Block or remove any and every last shred of protection for the persecuted.
Make racism OK again as long as it's retroactively intended to be humorous.
Make sure the law only applies to Democrats and liberals.
Shut down government so the wealthiest can get another tax break.
Never pay taxes again.
Let the infrastructure rot.
Want to arm everyone to the teeth.
Anything that fattens the bottom line of their employers on Wall St. regardless of financial or human cost.

Yeah, I can see why so many millions of people would vote Republican. And anyone who thinks I need to provide links to reputable news sources to prove these things is already beyond reach.

Connect the dots, people, and wake the fuck up. This is a recipe for Armageddon.

3 Comments:

At March 27, 2012 at 2:15 PM, Blogger Bartender Cabbie said...

If Republicans wanted to do all these things then why would they want to arm everyone to the teeth? That doesn't make sense.

 
At March 27, 2012 at 2:21 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

BC, my friend, if the GOP could ever be accused of making sense, then they wouldn't want to do anything on that long, far from exhaustive list. Maybe, when they wish to remove all gun control laws, they're assuming only right wingers will rush to the gun shops and shows.

 
At March 27, 2012 at 3:48 PM, Anonymous Comrade Rutherford said...

"This is a recipe for Armageddon."

That is what they really mean whenever you hear a Republican/Libertarian/Independent/right-winger say, 'This is Freedom.'

"why would they want to arm everyone to the teeth"

They want the populace to be gunning each other down in the street. A populace armed with handguns and other small arms is no actual threat to Those In Power. What they are relying on is everyone too busy struggling to survive to be able to rebel.

 

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