The Lonely Hunter of Pussy

     So, if we're to believe Duncan Hunter, a guy who last year was ridiculed mercilessly on ultra right wing sewer Red State, his wife Martha was responsible for him funding not only lavish vacations in Italy, which included a plane ticket for their pet rabbit, but she was also to blame for him using campaign funds to fund his five, count 'em, five extramarital affairs with three lobbyists, a staffer and a staffer for the Republican leadership team.
     As proof that Republicans have a sense of humor, after all, Hunter had his legal team try to get the charges of corruption dismissed on the grounds that two of the federal prosecutors went to a Hillary Clinton campaign event in 2016, proving that the Clintons will always be responsible for Republican corruption.
     He'd also alleged that the federal prosecution coming at the end of a lengthy investigation that goes back several years, was part of a left wing deep state conspiracy embedded deeply in the Department of Justice. Which is also risible  when one considers it's Trump's DoJ. He'd also complained that his $174,000 salary was insufficient to live on in his own district, the 50th CD of California that he'd essentially inherited from his father, also named Duncan Hunter, when he was easily re-elected last November despite being on parole.
     In other words, like a typical right wing nut bag, Hunter's blaming everyone for his 1,100 overdrafts and $37,000 in overdraft fees and his wife for funding pizza parties and Ubers sticking his penis in at least five women to whom he is not married. So, to put it bluntly, Margaret Hunter, who'd changed her plea to guilty on one count of corruption and agreed to cooperate with prosecutors is still looking at five years in prison while her hot-pricked husband continues to serve in the US House pulling down that 174k that he complains is insufficient to keep body and soul together. Boy, is his next fundraiser going to be awkward.
     Maybe Daddy can get him out of hot water by coauthoring a cook book with him. Failing that, if Hunter wants to embark on a career as some romantic desperado like 11 certain Oregon Republicans and make a run for Mexico, he's gonna have a few problems with that, too.