Saturday, March 7, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(Where we don't trust our guts alone.)

     Chris Wallace is right. I'd literally walk through fire for Bernie. Trump's fans? They'd set that fire.

     To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld, "Shut the fuck up, NEWMAN."

   You're damned right we're "vicious." That tends to happen when you steal the Democratic nomination from the guy whom all the polls said would've stopped a fascist in his tracks.

     The silver lining in an otherwise dark cloud of a Super Tuesday.

    Bernie got fucked Tuesday night, without the lube. Biden's "resurrection" wasn't as much of a resurrection as it was a reanimation by party hacks and insiders like fucking Obama. This has his grubby fingerprints all over it.

    This is how cold-blooded the GOP is- They're stalling a coronavirus bill because it would limit how much their bosses in Big Pharma would make off the vaccine.

     It's obvious Trump doesn't want to rush the vaccine to more quickly help the American people. He just wants to get it out by election day so he can grab credit for it.

    She was literally screaming for a non-black server and the manager gave her one.That manager's since been fired. Just another day in Mr. Trump's Neighborhood.

     "Why Black Voters Support Joe Biden." Because going with an aging racist centrist like Hillary worked out SO WELL four years ago, right?

      Talk about failing your way upward.

      Tom Engelhardt neatly if not totally (who can, really?) sums up the last three years under Trump.

      Because it's so beautiful and he misses fondling it.

      As usual, it's the black guy's fault.

     Apparently, you Gen Z punks talk a good game but when it comes down to crunch time, you're completely fucking worthless. You disgust me, every Goddamned one of you who couldn't be bothered to show up at the polls for Bernie.

      The silver lining to a cloud that no longer exists.

      We just lost another hero last week.

      It's fitting that the 250th anniversary of the Boston Massacre happened to fall on the same day as Super Tuesday considering that was also a massacre of sorts (namely of the democracy these patriots died trying to bring about). But a careful examination will reveal that the so-called massacre that killed but five people was the tragic result of the colonists egging on the British troops. It all started when a boy hit a British guard in the head with a snowball with a rock embedded in it. Then an angry mob formed around the reinforcements and they were daring the soldiers to fire on them. Hearing the word, "Fire!", the weird acoustics of that part of Boston made the soldiers think they heard the command to fire came from the major behind them.
      Future president John Adams successfully defended the British soldiers at a time when no other Boston attorney would. It was during this trial from which we got the famous phrase, "Facts are stubborn things."

      This is how your tax dollars are getting spent- Border Patrol running over Native Americans.

      One reason how Biden "won" Texas.

    Thank You, Elizabeth for poaching votes from Bernie with your malicious, bad joke of a campaign. I'm voting for someone else for Senator when you're up for re-election.

     Meme intermission.

    What a huge loss to literature, the law and to her family. 52 is much too young. RIP, Laura Caldwell.

     Another self-loathing, hypocritical right winger.

     Says the idiot with the small metal plate in his head.

    God forbid anything happens to RBG in the coming months or you KNOW Trump will put this bloated stooge on the Supreme Court.

     Maybe this idiot thought he was at a Trump rally.

    Finally, the start of a right wing rebellion. 37 Republicans sent a letter to the Supreme Court demanding they force trump to turn over his taxes.

      Face it, folks, our country and the MSM are run by blithering idiots.

     She's right. Trump would rather see us die of coronavirus than see his re-election chances hurt. He's trying to artificially keep the numbers down.

      Florida woman arrested for changing party registrations from Democrat to Republican,. And she's a Republican, to boot. What a shock to my system. Judging by the smile on her wrinkled puss, at least one can say she takes pride in her work.

      I saw this today on RAW STORY. This psychopath Santelli's's the original inflatable arm-waving man for extremist right wing capitalism. Next he'll be calling for Zyklon-B showers and gas ovens to protect the market share of chemical and natural gas companies.

     They may be Chinese but they're adopting uniquely American habits. And no matter how much we evolve, we're always one disease, one shortage, one server crash away from immediately turning to barbarism. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)

      Mark Meadows, right wing cocksucker extraordinaire, replaces another as Trumpie the Klown's Chief of Staff.

      Thursday, a federal judge essentially called Bill Barr a liar, something we already knew, then demanded the DOJ turn over to him the unredacted Mueller Report.

      ...said the asshole now on #4.

      By this time next week, he'll be throwing boxes of Kleenex at us.

      Call me querulous and captious but this doesn't meet my definition of "contained."

      So let me get this straight- We couldn't wait to abandon our allies the Kurds in northeastern Syria but we couldn't keep our hands off the oil in northeastern Syria?

      If any of my friends live in the Houston area, please give this little guy a fighting chance. He's scheduled to be euthanized on March 12th, just five days from now.

      Gym Jordan's toast.

      I am so ashamed of my heartless, sociopathic government. A Guatemalan woman sought asylum. We sent her to Mexico. She wound up getting kidnapped, raped and had acid thrown on her legs in front of her 10 year-old daughter.

     Every time I hear Trump and his right wing lickspittle enablers scream about Obama spying on his campaign, I have to laugh when I read stories like this.

     Look at Trump's face. This is an incurious oaf who has no interest, no patience, no respect and no tolerance for the opinions of others even when the health of an entire nation is at stake. When the fuck are we going to grow up and realize that Trump's gut is rotten to the core and that his gut instincts are no substitute for medical advice, intelligence, pragmatism, and compassion?

     Republicans are so abysmally stupid that not only does coronavirus seem to be a political issue with them, they don't even recognize that it's a political issue. The good news is they're statistically likelier to be the first ones to go.

      "Benito Mussolini’s fascist regime in Italy, she noted, fell because he was so busy getting cheers at rallies that he never bothered to build any anti-aircraft defenses, and the Italians were bombed.”
      Sound like anybody we know?

     Trump’s $100k to HHS is a cheap publicity stunt. Trump didn’t divest from his businesses and even made $434 million in personal revenue. That's over a thousand times more than his presidential salary.

     This is why Biden would be an unmitigated disaster as the nominee and would be an even worse disaster as POTUS. He'd be another Trump only in a more advanced state of dementia. And finally...

      To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld one more time, "Shut the fuck up, NEWMAN."

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