Gotham City Digest
(Go on, take the Trump Clorox Challenge. Ya know ya wanna.)
But let's bail out the rich again in case we missed any of them the first time.
For fuck's sake... These Lansing lunatics again?
Trump's channeling Jimmy Cagney again.
Das Boot buries one up Trump's fat keister.
Meanwhile, in the California chapter of the 4th Reich...
Want to know how to make Miles Davis' famous chili during quarantine? Here's the recipe.
Brad Parscale is literally the red-headed stepchild that Trump loves to beat on. He even threatened to sue him over his sliding poll numbers.
Specifically, we're talking nearly 1600 stock transactions since February worth $158,000,000. That comes out to over three for every lawmaker in Congress.
“And you know, we’re the leader – in this case, the leader of the world. And we’ve done better – if you look at our deaths, if you look at mortality rates, if you look at the things – we’re, in fact, I’m going to get a chart, because it’s maybe the most impressive thing, right? How we’ve done.”
For fuck's sake... These Lansing lunatics again?
Trump's channeling Jimmy Cagney again.
Das Boot buries one up Trump's fat keister.
Meanwhile, in the California chapter of the 4th Reich...
Want to know how to make Miles Davis' famous chili during quarantine? Here's the recipe.
Brad Parscale is literally the red-headed stepchild that Trump loves to beat on. He even threatened to sue him over his sliding poll numbers.
Specifically, we're talking nearly 1600 stock transactions since February worth $158,000,000. That comes out to over three for every lawmaker in Congress.
“And you know, we’re the leader – in this case, the leader of the world. And we’ve done better – if you look at our deaths, if you look at mortality rates, if you look at the things – we’re, in fact, I’m going to get a chart, because it’s maybe the most impressive thing, right? How we’ve done.”
Yes, he actually said this. We're losing 2300-2500
Americans a day to this plague and Trump is screaming at his campaign
manager over his sliding poll numbers.
Now Pastor Rubber Hair's mommy is getting in on the evangelical terrorism act.
“I don’t think anybody could feel any worse than I do about all of the death and destruction that is so needless. Nobody... But I also have to make sure that we handle the situation well. Nobody’s thinking about it more. Nobody, uh, nobody has spent more time late in the evening thinking about what’s happened to this country in a short period of time. But at the same time, we’ve got to get our country open again. And we’re doing that.”
Now Pastor Rubber Hair's mommy is getting in on the evangelical terrorism act.
“I don’t think anybody could feel any worse than I do about all of the death and destruction that is so needless. Nobody... But I also have to make sure that we handle the situation well. Nobody’s thinking about it more. Nobody, uh, nobody has spent more time late in the evening thinking about what’s happened to this country in a short period of time. But at the same time, we’ve got to get our country open again. And we’re doing that.”
Because, no, no one knows the sorrow he's seen. Seen better than anyone, hands down.
Maybe FEMA knows something Trump's supporters don't- Namely that he's a genocidal, blithering fucking idiot.
Meme intermission.
Female heads of state have led the planet in their coronavirus responses.
This is by my FB friend, Carmen Gentile. In the week and a half since he'd written this, the stakes have escalated to the point where armed thugs in Lansing stormed and entered the state capitol building yesterday issuing threats on the Governor's life without challenge or comeuppance and all with the blessings of law enforcement.
Joe Biden denies raping Tara Reade. Of course he does. Rapists always do. Looks as if the Onion had him pegged the whole time.
For once, Donald Trump wasn't the craziest man on Twitter. Maybe Musk can build himself a little hut on Mars like the one Matt Damon had.
Another result of the pandemic is that we're going to going Vegan & vegetarian. I stopped buying meat at the supermarket years ago, although I don't totally abstain from meat. Yet I see a lot of people who will be forced to make similar choices.
And we're giving tens of millions in SBA loans to fossil fuel cartels... WHY?
So this is Trump's base. This QAon wacko had an illegal stash of knives and announced on a pier that she was going to take out Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. She also said she believed Trump was talking to her directly during his coronavirus press conferences.
Maybe FEMA knows something Trump's supporters don't- Namely that he's a genocidal, blithering fucking idiot.
Female heads of state have led the planet in their coronavirus responses.
This is by my FB friend, Carmen Gentile. In the week and a half since he'd written this, the stakes have escalated to the point where armed thugs in Lansing stormed and entered the state capitol building yesterday issuing threats on the Governor's life without challenge or comeuppance and all with the blessings of law enforcement.
Joe Biden denies raping Tara Reade. Of course he does. Rapists always do. Looks as if the Onion had him pegged the whole time.
For once, Donald Trump wasn't the craziest man on Twitter. Maybe Musk can build himself a little hut on Mars like the one Matt Damon had.
Another result of the pandemic is that we're going to going Vegan & vegetarian. I stopped buying meat at the supermarket years ago, although I don't totally abstain from meat. Yet I see a lot of people who will be forced to make similar choices.
And we're giving tens of millions in SBA loans to fossil fuel cartels... WHY?
So this is Trump's base. This QAon wacko had an illegal stash of knives and announced on a pier that she was going to take out Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton. She also said she believed Trump was talking to her directly during his coronavirus press conferences.
Cue TWILIGHT ZONE music, roll credits, fade to black.
The GOP is essentially a money cult disguised as a death cult disguised as a political party. Take Texas, for instance...
Alex Jones today on becoming the next Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer:
The GOP is essentially a money cult disguised as a death cult disguised as a political party. Take Texas, for instance...
Alex Jones today on becoming the next Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer:
“I will admit it — I would eat my neighbors. I’m not letting my kids
die. I’m just going to be honest. My superpower is being honest. I’ve
extrapolated this out — and I won’t have to for a few years because I’ve
got food and stuff — but I’m literally looking at my neighbors now and
going, ‘I’m ready to hang ’em up and gut ’em and skin ’em.”
Red Trump 2020 masks for sale. This is right out of SNL. But it isn't because you just can't make this shit up.
Brian Williams reported on Trump having a nervous breakdown. So Trump had a nervous breakdown over THAT.
The story of Adam and Eve for Children, now with 100% more incest!
This is by far the most disgusting story I've read thus far about the pandemic... and that's saying a lot.
Trump cultists in a nutshell: "Anything that personally inconveniences me just a little must be a liberal conspiracy."
Old, white Republican male rage tweets misogynist messages about women which he then deletes en masse. Shocking, I know.
"No, the biggest story is so big as to be invisible. It’s so obvious as to be silent. The biggest political story of the year is the tens of millions of Americans sheltering in place for the sake of their own well-being and safety, and for the sake of all Americans."
I think by now we can conclude Trump's doing everything in his power to make sure Cohen gets coronavirus.
When caught in a lie just threaten to kill the messenger. And finally...
Something else a TOTALLY innocent guy would do.
Red Trump 2020 masks for sale. This is right out of SNL. But it isn't because you just can't make this shit up.
Brian Williams reported on Trump having a nervous breakdown. So Trump had a nervous breakdown over THAT.
The story of Adam and Eve for Children, now with 100% more incest!
This is by far the most disgusting story I've read thus far about the pandemic... and that's saying a lot.
Trump cultists in a nutshell: "Anything that personally inconveniences me just a little must be a liberal conspiracy."
Old, white Republican male rage tweets misogynist messages about women which he then deletes en masse. Shocking, I know.
"No, the biggest story is so big as to be invisible. It’s so obvious as to be silent. The biggest political story of the year is the tens of millions of Americans sheltering in place for the sake of their own well-being and safety, and for the sake of all Americans."
I think by now we can conclude Trump's doing everything in his power to make sure Cohen gets coronavirus.
When caught in a lie just threaten to kill the messenger. And finally...
Something else a TOTALLY innocent guy would do.
posted by jurassicpork @ Friday, May 01, 2020
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