Thursday, September 17, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(Praise the Lord and pass the wienerschnitzel.)
     Yes, our government is run by a pack of screaming, braying jackasses.
     And speaking of which, if any braying jackass in the Cult of St. Peter deserves to be defrocked, it's this asshole.
     Killer leads police to his own victim, brags about it.
     Where the fuck do these bloated, hyper-partisan hucksters come from?
     I'd be amazed if professional rat fucker Jacob Wohl wasn't somehow involved in this.
     "(A) toothbrush and toothpaste, bedding, a towel, and a green plastic cup” is possibly what Trump's future will look like.
      This is all these right wing thugs have- Lies, conspiracy theories, dirty tricks and vandalism.<hr>
      Is Candace Owens deliberately trying to alienate her entire race? (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)
     It may not surprise you to know that right wingers and private industry nearly scuttled the polio vaccine.
      According to the Brookings Institute, if Trump had even a half-assed response, 100,000 COVID-19 fatalities would still be alive. That's half of all Americans who had died of it.
    So, the Orange Baboon did a Town Hall the other night and it went about as well as one can expect of the aforementioned Orange Baboon. At one point, when advancing the discredited theory of herd immunity, he'd ironically referred to it as "herd mentality."
    Democrats have tools in the toolbox they didn't have in past elections. Trump's big mouth is one of them.
     Cartoon intermission.    It's sad when Stephen Colbert, a late night comedian and talk show host, can succeed where the MSM fails.
     Getting rid of McConnell this November is at least as important as getting rid of Trump.
    Your Brad o' the day: A Nut's Life edition.
   Clackamas County Sheriff's Deputy advises militia goons how literally to get away with murder during the wildfires. He STILL hasn't been fired.
     Yes, according to Pop Warner cheerleader Kayleigh, "herd mentality" is now a MEDICAL TERM.
    After going on an anti Semitic rant about George Soros, Newt Gingrich actually said, "So, it's verboten?" The hilariously long, awkward silence at the 1:30 mark before Harris Faulkner hastily cuts to a commercial is truly excruciating.
     Oh, NOW he wants to stimulate us.
   That Trump-loving gin mill owner who murdered a black man during a BLM protest was just indicted.
    A discredited, disgraced conspiracy theory-chasing right wing shyster is holding secret meetings that bans Democrats in the interests of electoral fraud.
    If there's any lingering doubt in your mind that Fuckbook is right wing to the core, this should dispel those doubts. Facebook deliberately suppressed COVID-19 information at the behest of foreign governments, as well as our own.
    Make it 20. When I read this account of Trump's attempted rape of this woman, three words come to mind- Jabba the Hutt.
     Is it horrible of me to consider this a thinning of a toxic wing of the herd? I don't care.
     No evidence of Russian collusion? Not so fast, says Peter Strzok.
    "Don't listen to the doctors. I had an uncle that taught at MIT and I learned everything he knew through osmosis!"
     "(If Trump loses) I’m still flying it. And I’m heading to the White House with the militia.” These Mini Captain Blighs can't even keep their ships from sinking and they're going to storm the Capitol up the Potomac? Thanks, guys. I needed a good laugh today.
      Imagine being a professional rapist and getting to retire with benefits? Then maybe being a Florida prison guard is the career for you.
      "Why can't I be racist without being called out as a racist?!"
      Looks as if Winston Smith will log in some serious overtime at MiniTru.
      Last April, the USPS wanted to send us 650,000,000 face masks, or 5 for every American. The WH killed it just because. How anyone can still deny this so-called government of sociopaths and psychopaths isn't committing genocide is beyond me.
      Trump refuses to do debate prep? Good.
      "And this is the problem with objective journalism. It has no bias in favor of truth. Well, Trump has exploited that to the nth degree. He’s exploited the respect for the office of the presidency. He’s exploited the belief in objective journalism on the part of the mainstream press. And in addition to everything else he has done, he’s made it impossible for reporters to make sense of what he’s doing, except in very long articles that are only read by liberals. And they’re mocked for that."
     This is one of the most frightening videos you will see all year. Electrified statues, child labor in meat packing plants and police departments, best of three elections from now until 2024, microwaving migrant detainees. These MAGATs all said, "Bring it on." These are the people that even Stephen Colbert will never reach.  And finally...
       "In an ad released online, Ms. Troye recounts hearing the president — who has spoken about his phobia of germs — say in a meeting that he was glad that the virus had arrived in the United States, because it meant he would no longer have to shake hands with people he said he considered ‘disgusting.'”
     Another useful right wing idiot heard from but every MAGAt ought to hear this to see what he REALLY thinks of them. Of course, they'll dismiss it as fake news and call her "a disgruntled ex-employee."

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