Pottersville Digest

 

(Yeah, I ran out of political memes. Sue me.)

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     When the peanut gallery takes over a town hall.

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     And whoever doesn't get the vaccine will be smited with a Jewish space laser controlled by Saul Alinsky! You have been warned, heathens!

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     Republicans try desperate, last ditch attempt to get professional bomb-thrower Gym Jordan on the Jan. 6 committee.

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     Well, it's permanent. They just banned the only guy in the fraudit with any election experience.

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     Seriously? How do you prove a negative?

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     Just listen.

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     Headline: "Ex-NYPD cop who gouged Capitol officer's eyes during Jan. 6 riot says he was just doing a defensive 'hockey' move."  Narrator: There's no such move in hockey.

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     Until yesterday, few if any of us realized just how close the January 6 rioters came to turning into a racist lynch mob.

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     Goebbels would've wept with joy.

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     Montana Man was right: Fucker Carlson is the worst human being (for want of a better phrase) known to Man.

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     Terrorist sympathizer banned from Oregon state capitol building. Maybe he can find a Republican to open the door for him.

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     So much winning!

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     Crazy old man shakes fist at cloud...

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     Tax-dodging billionaire scumbag Ken Langone has a senior moment with Sen. Elizabeth Warren. As expected, it didn't end well.

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     He's still trying to destroy this country but no one cares.

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     Susan Wright, Trump's girl, lost her election last night yet they still won't quit this bloated gas bag.

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     "More than 1,400 workers in West Virginia are set to lose their jobs this week when the Viatris pharmaceuticals plant in Morgantown shuts down and moves operations overseas to India and Australia.. "Workers say they've had no response to their urgent requests for help from their Democratic senator, Joe Manchin... Manchin's daughter Heather Bresch, got a $31 million payout..."

     Aren't y'all glad you kept that seat out of the hands of the evil lib'rals who are trying to take away your money?

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     “For the neighbors, I feel like it’s too many Black people."

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     "Dr. Michelle Fiscus said that, when questions were raised about the reliability of the company's COVID tests, Health Commissioner Lisa Piercey suggested using it 'in a healthier population, like college kids'."

     The company, naturally, had GOP ties and was awarded a $26.5 million no-bid contract.

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     And the right wing circular firing squad commences firing while Trump still risibly claims victory in TX-6.

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     Thanks again, Kyrsten.

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     Man, you can actually see the flop sweat flying off Gym Jordan's head when a reporter put his feet to the fire about whether he spoke to Trump on January 6th.

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     Compassionate conservatism. And finally...

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     Charlie Pierce says that Trump should testify before the January 6 committee. If he does, it'll be all belligerence, lies, distraction and bluster. His testimony would be valuable in that it would once and for all expose his mendacity and fecklessness.