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Friday, February 4, 2022

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Sad but necessary. On the brighter side, it means they're dead serious about putting this umber asshole away.

Furtive, paranoid rat fuckers. That's what Republicans have always been, that's what they're always going to be. BTW, who supplied the "security"? I'm thinking Oath Keepers or 3 Percenters.

State Dept. spox Ned Price had a Sean Spicer-class clusterfuck at the podium today when he ran into the AP's Matt Lee. Price cast out a wild series of accusations against Russia, which may be true, knowing Putin. But apparently, Lee knows the difference between accusations and evidence and Price doesn't. The last thing we need is another Gulf of Tonkin.

This is about as surprising as finding out Nazis worked for Goebbels at the Propaganda Ministry.

Wow. I've never known for a cult leader to demand that before. < /sarcasm>

Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.

Benen's right. The RNC is siding with the terrorists while eating their own.

Rush Limbaugh on Election Night 2008. "I hope he fails." Republican scum would sooner see us become a Third World banana republic failure under a Republican than a success under a Democrat. Conservatism is the very antithesis of patriotism.

Seriously, only a dictator would act like this.

"We should have voting — in my opinion — in person, one day, on paper, with no electronic means and hand counting that day. We need to get back to 1958-style voting."

"And why isn't Eisenhower taking my calls, dag nab it?"

Just so we understand the rules: When BLM assembles to peacefully protest racial injustice, it's terrorism. When white people try to sack the Capitol and people die, it's "legitimate political discourse."

Speaking as a working writer who's had more than his fair share of run ins with them, let me further add if this doesn't show you how stupid literary agents are, nothing will. And Luke Janklow was a fucking idiot to give that advance money to Avenatti instead of Daniels, period. I hope she sues him and the literary agency in civil court.

So, in other words, statutory rape no longer exists? I can imagine Matt Gaetz madly scribbling notes right about now.

"There’s nothing the court can do to me that will come even close to what I’ve lost."

No, it can get worse. Like jail time, for instance.

"I'm telling you, Mr. President, Antifa stole my jacket! I haven't seen my jacket in five years!"
"Shut up, Jim."

Duh, thank you, Vice President Obvious. No word, yet, on how concerned he was having his life threatened by his boss. Repeatedly.

You heard it here first, folks: Book bannings today, book burnings tomorrow. And finally...

This is bullshit. You don't give rat fuckers immunity, limited or otherwise, to compel their testimony, especially when they seriously tried to fuck with our elections.