Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(Suddenly, we like plexiglass.)

     Is anyone else a little jittery about tomorrow's space launch? After all, it wasn't terribly long ago that Elon Musk's rockets were blowing up on the launch pad.

     "At the outset of the final video, he interrupted his testimonial to accept a bag of fast food from a restaurant worker through a drive-thru window."
    Yeah, this will do wonders for dispelling the biscuits and gravy stereotype of the latter day redneck.

     This is the kind of self-loathing, Uncle Tom bullshit that's, well, deplorable. To me, voting for a racist like Joe fucking Biden is like drinking a glass of Flint water. And this guy Chauncey is like the person who accuses me of wanting purity in that water if I refuse to drink it. Hold your nose and drink it, he says.
      No. I will not. And peer-pressuring me is going to make me 100 times more stubborn.

     There's something really stereotypical and emblematic about a bloated sow in the latter day United States clutching a Big Gulp that's in all likelihood spiked and screaming at Hispanics playing their country's music. This... is IDIOCRACY.

    I'm glad to see the feds getting involved in the Arbery murder case because this is obviously a county-wide conspiracy.

     Remember when Zuckerberg gave $100,000,000 to Newark and most of the dough was blown on consultants and got nothing in return? We're about to see the same thing across the Hudson. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.).

   As Mike Flannigan wrote yesterday, deciding to vote for Biden doesn't involve any "moral calculus" but an amoral one. Every four years, we find ourselves in this position and say to each other, "We need to vote for this Democrat to get out the Republican that our last shitty Democrat helped put in!"

     Cartoon intermission.

     Vote for Joe because our rapist and child molester is less prolific than yours.

     And it's because of dog shit Democrat candidates who are virtually guaranteed to put and keep right wingers in office that over half of all of Bernie's supporters are in favor of starting a third party. So why can't they get organized well enough to actually do it? Bernie still has tens of millions in his war chest. That would be some serious seed money for a third party that's actually progressive.

     11,687 new cases in one week in Brazil. "A little flu."
    When's the human race going to realize right wingers are completely worthless in an emergency and stop electing them to public office?

     And now, the latest from Miss Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian.

     I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that Trump always looks like he learned to stand upright just yesterday.

     I guess forgery in Minnesota gets you the death penalty.

    How has Trump failed this country just during the pandemic? Let us count the ways, all 320 of them.

     Another IG bites the dust.

     Yeah, we may see a V-shaped recovery on economic graphs. That's because we've got nowhere to go but up and that'll only be after we artificially reopen the country and expose millions more to coronavirus.

    Trump going golfing on Memorial Day weekend was dispiriting yet hardly surprising. It'll be compared to Nero fiddling while Rome burned and for centuries to come.

     One less male chauvinist pig to worry about.

   So, now Joe Biden wearing a mask in accordance with Trump's own CDC's guidelines is "peculiar"? No, having a press secretary named "Kayleigh" is peculiar. "Kayleigh" is the name of a Pop Warner cheerleader.

    This is the latest “The New Abnormal” podcast hosted by the improbably-paired Rick Wilson and Molly Jong-Fast. In this episode, Julian Castro pinpoints the exact moment Ted Cruz became a national joke and the most hated man on the Hill.

     Damned good idea, Governor, but it comes after the jackass ran out the barn door.

     Now, this is an interesting little geographical curiosity.

     So, naturally, the head of the House of 100,000 Corpses is whining and raging about how unfair the world's been to him.

     Good God, they're spawning. And finally...

     The fix is in and the DOJ has already staked its tethered sacrificial goat in Richard Burr.

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