Friday, May 15, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(Sure, coronavirus may be the 0.1% but what have you got to lose?)

     I don't suppose anyone wants to explain this.

     Speaking as a white man, an American, a human being and the father of two black sons, I have to say I'm more than appalled by this racist bullshit. We're seeing armed lunatics, all of them white, in capitals like Lansing and Austin threatening to murder their governors while white cops passively stand by and do nothing.
     The story's different if you're black and stopped at a light or jogging or just sleeping in your car. Then suddenly the guns come out, shots are fired, body cameras are turned off or footage unavailable and the cops circle the wagons and the usual cop lies come out. "He went for my taser," "He reached for his waistband," blah blah.
     Over the last 15 years, less than 1% of cops involved in shooting deaths of unarmed black people wound getting convicted and the number who get prosecuted or indicted is hardly any higher. For every Amber Guyger or Michael Slager, there are literally 1000 cops who shoot black people, often under the most indefensible and outrageous of circumstances, with absolute impunity. This shit's got to stop but I don't see the slightest effort being made by law enforcement or the governments that oversee them taking any mitigating or corrective action whatsoever.

     Can we please stop this shit, especially these days, like, NOW?

     This is what London, Ontario Canada looks like.

     I'd be extremely interested in knowing whether any of my friends have experienced an uptick in paranormal activity since they began sheltering in place. If so, tell me your story.

      "With less than three weeks to go before the primary, 1,178,475 Pennsylvania voters have applied for absentee ballots, a 14-fold increase from 2016. Nearly 70% of those requests have come from registered Democrats, state data as of May 13 show. That margin is far wider than the 55% to 45% registration advantage held by Democrats in the state."
      That's why Trumpie the Klown's been screaming about mail-in ballots.

      Bored & lazy gets my vote.

      Meme intermission.

      Of course she is. What else did you expect?

      "We implore all of you ... don't rush to judgment.... You know, like our clients had."

      Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.

     Whether you're talking about Greg Abbott or Abbott Labs and their crappy tests, the name is going to be synonymous with death and disease.

      What the fuck is the MATTER with people?


      Donnie Dumbo on vaccines then and now.

      "Running into death... (is) a beautiful thing to see."

      After Nov. 3rd, he won't give a shit how this plays out.

      If you're a history mystery buff as I am, you won't want to miss out on these deals.

    I find this imposter's rise to the highest levels of southern England's high society to be more plausible and laudatory than Trump conning his way into the White House.

     Right wing white airhead still blaming the black guy after nearly three and a half years.

    According to Amanda Marcotte, "Obamagate", an empty hashtag curated by Trump himself, is just Emailgate 2.0 and I tend to agree. Even Trump's self-aware enough to know he doesn't have shit and is resorting to his same tired old smear playbook from 2016.

    According to Trumpie the Klown, sheltering in place manufactures drugs.

     The saving grace of these right wing job jobs is their utter stupidity. To wit:
“Tesh allegedly communicated through a social media messenger with an acquaintance, making threats to kill Whitmer and Nessel on April 14. Later that day, the Detroit Police Department arrested Tesh at his home in Detroit."

    In what parallel universe does a grown man who's very charitably called "the President of the United States" use the term "super duper"? Like, what the fuck is it, 1955 again? All he needed was a beanie with a propeller on top. And finally...

      Bill Gates backed a coronavirus home testing kit that's showed some impressive results in the Seattle area.
      So, naturally, IQ45 put a stop to it.

2 Comments:

At May 16, 2020 at 4:19 PM, Anonymous IAmNotARobot said...

You have used the term "super duper" on at least six different occasions on this blog. Can you say "super duper hypocrite?"

 
At May 16, 2020 at 4:24 PM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

Yeah, Cheesedick, in the interests of parody.

Can you say "super duper stalker"?

 

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