Gotham City Digest
(Yeah, the black guy told you so. Reap it, you umber buffoon.)
OK. Done. Glad we got that over with so quickly, Rapey Joe.
Because we produce more rotting corpses by noon than most countries do in a month. #KAG!
A parallel universe where time travels backwards. Sounds like a Republican wet dream come true.
Well, it looks like another IG is about to bite the dust.
"Honey, what do you want for lunch?"
"Let's get Mexican takeout."
"In
San Francisco, (McDonald's) workers filed a complaint alleging managers told them
not to worry about a lack of masks in the store, suggesting they use
coffee filters instead."
You read that right. Coffee filters.
So Donnie Dumbo, as usual, starts his day insulting someone and today it
was hurling murder accusations against Joe Scarborough. Yes, the "man"
who killed nearly 100,000 Americans is slinging murder accusations.
"Some in that office accused Lawler of intimidating and harassing his staffers, and even carrying around a whip on the job."
Yet Linick was the guy who got pushed out.
So, he hates Muslims, African Americans and Dreamers from Latin America. Real man of (some of) the people.
Well, THIS isn't a very good look for Bill Barr.
Trump tried this shit with Ukraine. As I recall, it didn't work out very well for him.
Like Trump himself during this pandemic, Flynn was never "masked." So much for Obamagate.
And while we're talking about a "president" who "believes in unprecedented transparency..."
"It is a cruel irony that industries that sickened or killed thousands of people because of lack of protection are now demanding it from Congress.”
Is there a more pathetic, sad clown on Capitol Hill than Martha McSally? Governor Douchey thought replacing one fighter pilot with another, despite having JUST LOST AN ELECTION, was just the natural thing to do. But all he did was shoehorn in an unlikable hack who lost a Senate race in Arizona for the first time in three decades.
20% of Americans couldn't adequately feed their children last month. Meanwhile, since the pandemic began here, US corporations have parked a cool trillion extra dollars in cash. That's $1,000,000,000,000 sitting around in banks doing nothing.
Once more for clarity's sake: The Republican Party wants to murder every fucking one of you.
Meme intermission.
You know what we need? A fucking virus that targets only racist rednecks like Steve Aucoin.
Now, as a closing act, they should expel this right wing assclown from the Legislature itself.
Become? When wasn't it? Christianity's been murdering people for 2000 years.
So naturally, the black victims wind up getting fired.
And the 1% like Lori Laughlin wonder why they're so loathed and reviled.
It must really kill this poor prick that he can't carry out the evictions and engage in the same old intimidation tactics.
"(T)he potential for significant conflicts of interest"?! Why do you think he took the job? He refuses to sell any of his stock in these pharmaceutical companies? He recently said, "This is my retirement." That'll come as a relief to those who can't afford to retire or died before they could.
Hmm. Why are you so overly fond of young men, Mr. Mayor?
White, right wing victimhood is really hilarious.
Note that the two Republicans most on board with this happen to be two of them facing the toughest reelections.
This Wisconsin woman was on hydroxychloroquine for 19 years to treat her lupus. She still got COVID-19. Now she's mad at Trump for touting it as both a cure and a vaccine.
They should go further and send the Michigan State Police to the tarmac and not let him off Air Force One.
The Senate confirmed Ratfuck to be the next DNI despite having no qualifications for a position that shouldn't even exist.
No surprise there. I'd say fuck 'em, let 'em die off but they could still take down a lot of innocent, well-meaning people.
The swamp just belched again.
“How could the CDC make that mistake?" Simple. It WASN'T a mistake. The simple fact is the CDC is distorting the data because it's run by a Trump swamp toad named Robert Redfield, who has absolutely no experience in infectious disease control whatsoever. Another simple but deeply disturbing fact- Even three months after coronavirus struck America, less than 3% of Americans have been tested for the virus. And there's no way you can massage that figure.
Maybe the Intelligence community should bring in elementary school teachers to try on him puppet shows and pop-up books.
Rick Wilson today compared Trump to "bad dog food. If you have a bad can of dog food, the dog's not gonna eat it."
This is the Lincoln Project's latest video telling us about Brad Parscale's bloated lifestyle off Trump's name plus a PPP bailout for Parscale Enterprises.
Apparently, Trump's new tactic is, "I didn't fail. My own government failed me."
Yeah, whatever, Karen. Go back to clutching your gun in your root cellar.
“I tested very positively in another sense. So, this morning, yeah, I tested positively toward negative, right? No, I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative. But that’s the way it’s taken, positively toward the negative.”
And just like that, with only 37 words, Trump set off a national panic. And finally...
Don't ever forget how much more bloated these right wing scumbags have gotten off this pandemic. (And obviously 38 billion Americans haven't filed for unemployment.)
You know what we need? A fucking virus that targets only racist rednecks like Steve Aucoin.
Now, as a closing act, they should expel this right wing assclown from the Legislature itself.
Become? When wasn't it? Christianity's been murdering people for 2000 years.
So naturally, the black victims wind up getting fired.
And the 1% like Lori Laughlin wonder why they're so loathed and reviled.
It must really kill this poor prick that he can't carry out the evictions and engage in the same old intimidation tactics.
"(T)he potential for significant conflicts of interest"?! Why do you think he took the job? He refuses to sell any of his stock in these pharmaceutical companies? He recently said, "This is my retirement." That'll come as a relief to those who can't afford to retire or died before they could.
Hmm. Why are you so overly fond of young men, Mr. Mayor?
White, right wing victimhood is really hilarious.
Note that the two Republicans most on board with this happen to be two of them facing the toughest reelections.
This Wisconsin woman was on hydroxychloroquine for 19 years to treat her lupus. She still got COVID-19. Now she's mad at Trump for touting it as both a cure and a vaccine.
They should go further and send the Michigan State Police to the tarmac and not let him off Air Force One.
The Senate confirmed Ratfuck to be the next DNI despite having no qualifications for a position that shouldn't even exist.
No surprise there. I'd say fuck 'em, let 'em die off but they could still take down a lot of innocent, well-meaning people.
The swamp just belched again.
“How could the CDC make that mistake?" Simple. It WASN'T a mistake. The simple fact is the CDC is distorting the data because it's run by a Trump swamp toad named Robert Redfield, who has absolutely no experience in infectious disease control whatsoever. Another simple but deeply disturbing fact- Even three months after coronavirus struck America, less than 3% of Americans have been tested for the virus. And there's no way you can massage that figure.
Maybe the Intelligence community should bring in elementary school teachers to try on him puppet shows and pop-up books.
Rick Wilson today compared Trump to "bad dog food. If you have a bad can of dog food, the dog's not gonna eat it."
This is the Lincoln Project's latest video telling us about Brad Parscale's bloated lifestyle off Trump's name plus a PPP bailout for Parscale Enterprises.
Apparently, Trump's new tactic is, "I didn't fail. My own government failed me."
Yeah, whatever, Karen. Go back to clutching your gun in your root cellar.
“I tested very positively in another sense. So, this morning, yeah, I tested positively toward negative, right? No, I tested perfectly this morning. Meaning I tested negative. But that’s the way it’s taken, positively toward the negative.”
And just like that, with only 37 words, Trump set off a national panic. And finally...
Don't ever forget how much more bloated these right wing scumbags have gotten off this pandemic. (And obviously 38 billion Americans haven't filed for unemployment.)
posted by jurassicpork @ Thursday, May 21, 2020
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