Monday, October 26, 2020

Gotham City Digest

(Send more bananas. The chimps running red states are rioting.)


    As Jane Hamsher once said in Firedoglake 15 years ago, "There's no such thing as a moderate Republican." And Lisa Murkowski just proved it.

     The Gray Lady finally stopped clutching her pearls.
     Ross Douchehat shadowboxes with a Straw Man in a pathetic display of bifurcation. In doing so, he makes a case that Republicans shouldn't be allowed, ever, near writing implements.
    What a great guy! He steals from the poor box then eventually gives it back to buy votes!
    I don't see why we shouldn't reelect him on the economy considering he blew through a billion and a half dollars with nothing to show for it.
    What is with this sick fuck's obsession with LaCrosse, Wisconsin?
    Our Commander in Chief, ladies and germs.
    We'd tallied nearly 84,000 new cases so far last Saturday alone... a new record. Yet Donnie Dumbo is still talking about us "turning a corner" weeks after contracting the deadliest disease in a century.
    But, like the scorpion in the proverb, Republican scum just can't stop acting according to their natures.
     At this point, putting Trump voters on TV is only good for entertainment value.
     Seriously. Entertainment value. That's all these idiots are good for.
     "Like I said before, these are people that believe ‘Lord of the Rings’ is a documentary. And the fact that we’re trying to appeal to (QAnon) is just ridiculous.” -GOP lawmaker to GOP anchor Chuck Toddler.
     Mark Meadows, the WH Chief of Staff, essentially waved the white flag to coronavirus.
     Headline: "Postal Service awards $5 million contract to Postmaster DeJoy's former company, XPO." Former company?!
     And, just in case you were thinking Rick Perry's smart guy glasses made him magically smarter... Sidebar to Secretary Suckup, With your boy in the race, almost EVERY state is a battleground state. And he's dragging your party over the fucking cliff.
      And he doesn't care.
    Well over 100,000 people won't get to celebrate any more wedding anniversaries because of your sociopath husband, bitch.
     This is all they have, these right wing nut jobs- Thuggery and arson. I am so ashamed this happened 25 miles east of me.
     Please tell me this lunatic Caputo is still securely locked up.
     Meme intermission.
     I wouldn't shed a tear to see Esper and Haspel go but this is a dangerously unstable psychopath. God only knows where this will end up.
     They should've just gone all the way and called it, "White Nationalist Geographic."
     For me, not for thee, motherfuckers.
     I'm amazed that he didn't claim Netanyahu said it.

     God, these people are fucking stupid. Come on, Darwin and COVID, hurry it up!
     Couldn't've happened to a nicer guy.
     Another career official leaves the listing ship of state.
     Maybe Biden was comparing him to George III. He was as crazy as a shithouse rat in flames, too.
     "If you have a heart attack or get in a trauma and all the beds are full. If you have a stroke, we can’t care for you.”
    Utah and many other states are faced with the horrifying reality of rationing care and triaging according to age, which they are NOT trained to do. Meanwhile, Donnie Dumbo is telling us we've "turned the corner." Yeah, we've turned the corner so many fucking times, we've gone full circle and are back to where we'd started.
     "The poll has found 'historic interest in the upcoming election' among voters between the ages of 18 and 29, as 63 percent of these voters say they will “definitely” be voting this year, up from just 47 percent who said the same at this time in 2016.
     What’s more, the poll found that these voters are going overwhelmingly for Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden, who leads Trump by 63 percent to 25 percent among the voters most likely to go to the polls."
      Florida Man, the world's worst superhero: Blight of the GOP edition.
      You have to hand it to Jared, because that's the only reason he's not living in a refrigerator crate.
      I have a pretty good idea who she voted for before she passed away from COVID.
      Remember this rat fuck apostate? Say bye bye, Jeffie.

    I guess, according to white cops, black people are a threat that need to be maced even while unconscious.
     NOT the Chief Justice. They're just rubbing our faces in it at this point.
     No doubt, ratings-obsessed Donnie Dumbo will be crowing like a rooster on a shit hill about this.
    What these childish mouth-breathers don't get is they're inviting the granddaddy of all shutdowns- Being stuck in a box six feet underground for all eternity.
     Trump jack bootlicker turns on Trump jack bootlicker for not being racist enough.
     Your "president" would rather battle black people and Democrats than a virus that's killing his own voters. Let that sink in for a minute.
     A local boy, Jake Marrazzo, in my small town recently held a book signing here in Hudson for his childrens' book, ONE WANTS TO BE A LETTER. It gives me hope that soon other authors will be holding book signings like in the good old days. You go, Jake, and may you have fantastic book sales.
    There are only two reasons why Abbot would do this: Voter suppression and crowd control after Trump loses Texas.
   This is perhaps biggest unfulfilled campaign promise out of many from four years ago- The manufacturing jobs not only not came back, they left, especially after the higher tariffs on China.
    Right winger Nicolle Wallace just called Twitter, "right wing Twitter." Which, of course, it is. To illustrate this, they yanked all three of my remaining accounts this fall on the dodgy rubric that i needed to confirm my cell phone number that hasn't existed since Verizon sent me a kill code five weeks ago that makes it impossible for me to even reboot the device. Meanwhile, Donnie Dumbo gets to threaten countries with a nuclear holocaust with complete impunity.
   Those five states in 23 counties seeing a rapid rise in corporate evictions? Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee and Texas, the nexus of Trumplandia. Trump won all five states in 2016
    Aren't you glad you voted for Trump, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Tennessee, and Texas? And finally...

    The other guy gave you COVID-19, Kayleigh. Never forget that while you're still selling what's left of your black, withered soul.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home

KindleindaWind, my writing blog.

All Time Classics

  • Our Worse Half: The 25 Most Embarrassing States.
  • The Missing Security Tapes From the World Trade Center.
  • It's a Blunderful Life.
  • The Civil War II
  • Sweet Jesus, I Hate America
  • Top Ten Conservative Books
  • I Am Mr. Ed
  • Glenn Beck: Racist, Hate Monger, Comedian
  • The Ten Worst Music Videos of all Time
  • Assclowns of the Week

  • Links to the first 33 Assclowns of the Week.
  • Links to Assclowns of the Week 38-63.
  • #106: The Turkey Has Landed edition
  • #105: Blame it on Paris or Putin edition
  • #104: Make Racism Great Again Also Labor Day edition
  • #103: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Toilet edition
  • #102: Orange is the New Fat edition
  • #101: Electoral College Dropouts edition
  • #100: Centennial of Silliness edition
  • #99: Dr. Strangehate edition
  • #98: Get Bentghazi edition
  • #97: SNAPping Your Fingers at the Poor edition
  • #96: Treat or Treat, Kiss My Ass edition
  • #95: Monumental Stupidity double-sized edition
  • #94: House of 'Tards edition
  • #93: You Da Bomb! edition.
  • #92: Akin to a Fool edition.
  • #91: Aurora Moronealis edition.
  • #90: Keep Your Gubmint Hands Off My High Pre'mums and Deductibles! edition.
  • #89: Occupy the Catbird Seat/Thanksgiving edition.
  • #88: Heil Hitler edition.
  • #87: Let Sleeping Elephants Lie edition.
  • #86: the Maniacs edition.
  • #85: The Top 50 Assclowns of 2010 edition.
  • #(19)84: Midterm Madness edition.
  • #83: Spill, Baby, Spill! edition.
  • #82: Leave Corporations Alone, They’re People! edition.
  • #81: Hatin' on Haiti edition.
  • #80: Don't Get Your Panties in a Twist edition.
  • #79: Top 50 Assclowns of 2009 edition.
  • #78: Nattering Nabobs of Negativism edition.
  • #77: ...And Justice For Once edition.
  • #76: Reading Tea Leaves/Labor Day edition.
  • #75: Diamond Jubilee/Inaugural Edition
  • #74: Dropping the Crystal Ball Edition
  • #73: The Twelve Assclowns of Christmas Edition
  • #72: Trick or Treat Election Day Edition
  • #71: Grand Theft Autocrats Edition
  • #70: Soulless Corporations and the Politicians Who Love Them Edition
  • Empire Of The Senseless.
  • Christwire.org: Conservative Values for an Unsaved World.
  • Esquire's Charles Pierce.
  • Brilliant @ Breakfast.
  • The Burning Platform.
  • The Rant.
  • Mock, Paper, Scissors.
  • James Petras.
  • Towle Road.
  • Avedon's Sideshow (the new site).
  • At Largely, Larisa Alexandrovna's place.
  • The Daily Howler.
  • The DCist.
  • Greg Palast.
  • Jon Swift. RIP, Al.
  • God is For Suckers.
  • The Rude Pundit.
  • Driftglass.
  • Newshounds.
  • William Grigg, a great find.
  • Brad Blog.
  • Down With Tyranny!, Howie Klein's blog.
  • Wayne's World. Party time! Excellent!
  • Busted Knuckles, aka Ornery Bastard.
  • Mills River Progressive.
  • Right Wing Watch.
  • Earthbond Misfit.
  • Anosognosia.
  • Echidne of the Snakes.
  • They Gave Us a Republic.
  • The Gawker.
  • Outtake Online, Emmy-winner Charlotte Robinson's site.
  • Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo
  • No More Mr. Nice Blog.
  • Head On Radio Network, Bob Kincaid.
  • Spocko's Brain.
  • Pandagon.
  • Slackivist.
  • WTF Is It Now?
  • No Blood For Hubris.
  • Lydia Cornell, a very smart and accomplished lady.
  • Roger Ailes (the good one.)
  • BlondeSense.
  • The Smirking Chimp.
  • Hammer of the Blogs.
  • Vast Left Wing Conspiracy.
  • Argville.
  • Existentialist Cowboy.
  • The Progressive.
  • The Nation.
  • Mother Jones.
  • Vanity Fair.
  • Salon.com.
  • Citizens For Legitimate Government.
  • News Finder.
  • Indy Media Center.
  • Lexis News.
  • Military Religious Freedom.
  • McClatchy Newspapers.
  • The New Yorker.
  • Bloggingheads TV, political vlogging.
  • Find Articles.com, the next-best thing to Nexis.
  • Altweeklies, for the news you won't get just anywhere.
  • The Smirking Chimp
  • Don Emmerich's Peace Blog
  • Wikileaks.
  • The Peoples' Voice.
  • Dictionary.com.
  • CIA World Fact Book.
  • IP address locator.
  • Tom Tomorrow's hilarious strip.
  • Babelfish, an instant, online translator. I love to translate Ann Coulter's site into German.
  • Newsmeat: Find out who's donating to whom.
  • Wikipedia.
  • Uncyclopedia.
  • anysoldier.com
  • Icasualties
  • Free Press
  • YouTube
  • The Bone Bridge.
  • Powered by Blogger