Friday, October 30, 2020

Gotham City Digest


("You're a meanie for not letting me lie!")

     Don Lemon buried Trump Wednesday night.
     This election's getting majorly freaky.
    The next time you hear Laura Ingraham (aka Nuremberg Barbie) and other Fox talking head flog this conspiracy theory in the final days of the election, remember that Fox's producer's didn't want to touch it.
     I guarantee you not a single Exxon executive douchebag will lose their job.
    Trump is so incredibly losing Wisconsin. Watch for him in his remaining months in the WH to cut financial aid to all the many, many states he will lose this Tuesday.
     This is why Twitter is such a useless, right wing cesspool. Brainless, as with all corporations, do all the decision-making. Case in point- Twitter's abortive and mercifully brief foray into AI with its chat bot that, within hours, was spouting neo-Nazi right wing talking points once it was exposed to Twitter's users.
    Black man gets kicked out of sushi restaurant for wearing sneakers while white woman wearing sneakers is allowed to stay. I've never heard of a restaurant prohibiting sneakers but if you MUST be that anal, then enforce the edict consistently. And DON'T target just black customers.
    The one good thing about these right wing weekend warrior militias like the 3 IQ Militia are they announce their crimes beforehand.
     These idiots in the terrorist group the Base are so stupid, they got the wrong house. Fun factoid: How do you say the Base in Arabic? al Qaeda.
     Happy Hour Larry announces there won't be a stimulus package ahead of the election, after all. That's because Trumpie the Klown realized it's too late to buy votes.
      Sometimes, the headline just says it all.
      Good on them. Wisconsin Republicans had it coming to to them.
     "There’s an added benefit for Trump: The stadium is a new site for in-person early voting, and the campaign figures he can seriously juice turnout before, during and after his rally. It’s a controversial move that has the Biden campaign privately fuming, because electioneering is prohibited within 150 feet of a polling station, but the rally is technically on the outskirts of the no-electioneering boundary."
      It's not "controversial", it's outright illegal. How can he be within the polling place and remain more than 150 feet from it?
      Because I'm sure it'll come out during the litigation that Liberty's Board of Trustees forced Falwell's wife to fuck the pool boy for six years and forced poor Jerry to jerk off while he watched.
     After 4 bankruptcies and $421,000,000 of debt. I think he deserves the benefit of the doubt, you morons.
      Jon Ossoff had his "You're no Jack Kennedy" moment last night at his debate with Purdue.
     The fix is in at Duval County.
     "'was driven by an administration that was willfully blind to its cruelty and determined to go to unthinkable extremes to deliver on political promises'.”
     I disagree on this point. They were not blind to their cruelty. They reveled in it. As Adam Serwer reminded us in 2018, "the cruelty is the point."
     First Omaha now Tampa. Trump is so toxic to America, his rallies are putting people in the hospital. Which are packed with COVID patients.
     Yeah, about that "draining the swamp" thing...
     Meme intermission.

     Your Brad o' the day.

     "Trump thought the coronavirus pandemic that thus far has claimed nearly 230,000 American lives was 'a good thing' so he could personally be spared the 'disgusting' experience of shaking the hands with the people who would, and have, and will, literally die for him. In the last five days before the election, with Trump losing in virtually every state in one poll or another, he's letting it all hang out and literally telling his supporters at his rallies that he'd rather be anywhere but in their hometowns."

     Aw. Nuremberg Barbie is having a mad-on. Sad!

     No, the world's not a little blurry right now. Everything in it is out of focus if we're blaming Billie Eilish for the destruction of the world. (And Michael Caputo is still a raving psychopath.)

     The man in the iron mask, seriously?

     Yeah, about that swamp draining...

     And right wingers rant about "activist judges."

     Suck it up, buttercup, they do it to all of us, eventually.

     You hit them once and right wingers fall apart faster than fresh chicken shit in a monsoon.

     Shit like this in this day of funhouse mirror fascism no longer surprises me.

     And yet another right wing coward runs from a debate.

     April 7th- A date that should forever live in infamy.

    I think this is just more hair-on-fire alarmism from Michael Moore. He utterly fails to address several major salient points, such as the 2020 polls being corrected and pre-compensated for how off the polls were and that, after adjustment, Biden still gets 300 electoral votes, the 75,000,000 early votes that were cast as of yesterday, the Democratic energy of this election cycle (again, evidenced by the many tens of millions of early votes already cast, the resurgence of the youth vote and all this coming about after four years of the very worst administration in US history. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC.)
    I'm amazed this virus hasn't killed more Republicans since they're the ones flouting the rules and denying there's any problem.
    Another momentarily useful idiot heard from. This one hates the sinner but loves the sins.
   Greg Sargent (He of the Plum Line) says that Fredo last night on the Nuremberg Barbie Show actually made a case as to why we should vote out his moron father. What "normal" is there to go back to, since his father destroyed much of what was once good, decent and normal?
   
#1, I'm amazed the Log Cabin Republicans are still a thing and, #2, that they still fall for election year lies that the GOP has always been on their side. Trump has never once declared June LGBTQ month.
   
Just as we predicted, just as this idiot himself had signaled several times, he's counting on the SCOTUS to steal the election for him. Ballots cannot and should not have an expiration date. The fact is, as of yesterday, 75,000,000 of us have already voted early and we all know the overwhelming majority of those are Democratic votes. 75,000,000. That's 10,000,000 more people than those who'd voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016. Trump's already lost this election. We just have to count the votes.
    
Your Brads o' the day.
    
Oh, a lot of rent boys are going to flogged by Lady G on election night.
   
As someone who's written two novels about 1850s Boston and is currently writing a third, I can vouch that my research informs me of how vicious that decade, the last full one for slavery, truly was. Between the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850, the final piece in the quintet of bills that was called the Great Compromise of 1850, and Boston's & New York's open rebellion against the federal government, I can tell you better than most that it was av unimaginably brutal, vicious and cruel decade. Trump wants to return us to that, so that abolition and the Underground Railroad will once again become necessities.
    What the fuck is the matter with these people and where do they come from? Witness Gretchen Whitmer's evil twin.
   
They used a toddler as propaganda to cover up for their hideous crimes. This is the same police department that bombed an entire neighborhood in the 80s to dislodge a handful of black radicals.
   
These are the kind of meathead right wing thugs who are running for federal office thanks to Trump's example. This creep body-slammed a 14 year-old boy & kicked and pushed a girl into traffic just for taking his sign. Greg Gianforte was just the beginning.
   
Sorry, Chuckles, an election isn't 2 out of 3 falls with a 10 minute time limit. This isn't old school professional wrestling.
    
Digby nails it. Just like Muslim terrorists, Republican terrorists play the long game.
    
Gee, maybe they should have run an actual Democrat like, I dunno, Bernie? Just a thought.
   
And the demented right wing calliope screeches louder and louder. Trump just said doctors get $2000 more of the say a patient died from COVID-19. That's blatantly false.
   
The federal government begins slapping Lori Loughlin's wrist for the next two months. And finally...

    Another apostate crawls away from the rotting carcass of the Republican Party.

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