Wednesday, November 30, 2022

Pottersville Digest


     This is but one reason why Democrats keep losing one chamber or another in Congress- Being corporate douchebags and selling out the working class time and again. (Tip o' the tinfoil to Constant Reader, CC)

     Speaking of the rail strike... Leave to a pro-corporate fuckstick like Rubio to pretend to be on the side of the rail unions just so he could beat up Biden over it. (Another tip o' the tinfoil to Constant Reader, CC)

     This is one of the saddest, most tragic stories I've ever read about the Russia-Ukraine war and that's saying something.
     If you're going to run a shitty campaign, then it only makes sense to reach into the sewers.
     The usual right wing projection.
     Fucking morons.
     You wore women's lingerie and let a guy put his hand on your crotch. Shut the fuck up about metrosexuals and go away.

     Florida Man, the world's worst superhero.
     I can't decide whether these blithering idiots are hilarious or just pathetic.
     Who cares what bleach blonde Dollar Store Marilyn Manson says?
     She'd love to be made a martyr, wouldn't she? I say we give her what she's asking for.
     Perfect end for a perfect pair of rat fuckers.

Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Pottersville Digest



     Have you assholes never seen THE THING? Hello?!
     Here's what happens when you get banned then reinstated on Twitter, and I know this because it's happened to me countless times: When your account gets reinstated, your followers will temporarily be zero. Then, as time goes on, your following will slowly be reinstated so it finally reaches its volume on the day it was banned. The day Trump's account was reinstated, he had just 2.4 million followers, well short of the 88.6 million he had when his account was shut down on January 8th last year. That was still smaller than the 4.2 million followers he had on Truth Social. As of Sunday, Trump's Twitter account's following stoond at 87.2 million, very nearly where it was the date of his suspension. The only reason he hasn't tweeted again is because he's afraid if he does, it'll immediately tank Truth Social's share price. Not that he gives a shit about that, as he has no skin in that game. He didn't have to put up a damned penny of his own money and instead conned other people into investing millions into it. But eventually, those Twitter numbers are going to be too big to resist and he'll start by tweeting occasionally then, before anyone knows it, it'll be 50 times a day and he'll never go on Truth Social again, especially after the merger doesn't go through and the loss of that $1.3 billion dollars in capital will tank it for good. Trust me, I know how this piece of shit thinks. I've been writing about him for going on eight years.

     This is just endlessly pathetic. The girl comes back a normal human and Mom can't stand that so she hired a $300 a day deprogrammer to set her "right". (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

     Really, at this point, does anyone have the right to be surprised to learn that Kevin McCarthy has the spine of a Gummi worm?
     Your Brad o' the day.
     Remind me who the snowflakes are, again?
     Your co-Brad o' the day.
     At Rhodes' age, that'll be tantamount to a life sentence. I just hope to God they don't go easy on him during the sentencing phase. This conviction should be a deterrent, but in MAGA world, it just makes him a martyr and a figure to rally around.

     Historically, Republicans are rotten at finding workable solutions to problems but, boy, they sure know how to spot a grifting opportunity.

     Meme intermission.

     She'd love to be made a martyr, wouldn't she? I say we give her what she's asking for.

     Just as I predicted, Twitter's turning into a bloated version of Gab or Parler.

     Fuentes and Yiannopoulos are claiming they set up a trap for Trump. If this is true, then he's stupider than we all thought. But he would have had to have known who and what Fuentes was. There was a reason Fuentes was able to get past the Secret Service security detail. And that reason was that Trump waved him in.

     So, Sonny's a mass shooter and murderer, Daddy's a porn star and Mommy's a violent psychopath. These people make the Crumbleys look like the fucking Cleavers.

     Shorter Herschel Walker: "Please elect me to the government we need to get rid of so I can vote for the Green New Deal after we get rid of the government."

     Keep in mind, this is a small but deeply-red county in which Republicans won virtually all the races, a county that Lake won by nearly 60% of the vote. This is how insane these Republicans are.

     If the law mandated his release, then the laws simply need to be changed. And finally...

     April is the cruelest month, especially if you're rapist Donald Trump.

Monday, November 28, 2022

Interview with Morgan St. James


A CORPSE IN THE SOUP is the first book in the zany Silver Sisters Mystery series. It took six years for my sister and I to write it as we were published writers but had not written fiction. The result was worth it. USA Book News named the book Best Mystery Audio Book for the year it was submitted. The series has special meaning to me and my sister Phyllice Bradner, because writing the SILVER SISTERS brought us together as sisters and let us reminisce about some of the wacky characters among our family and friends...and yes, composites of them appear as characters in our books. The book I’m holding in the photo is my mother’s memoir.” –Morgan St. James

This month, we profile Las Vegas-based author Morgan St. James. In retirement, Morgan’s been an amazingly prolific author, penning 20 novels and nonfiction books and over 600 articles mostly on the craft of writing.

 

1) Morgan, your Amazon author profile states that you were an interior designer in your former vocation. Had that career helped you write your mysteries?

I have had a lot of careers through the years, including interior design. Besides being a partner in a design studio, I was also Director of Design for two residential developers. I often draw upon experiences in my former careers in my mysteries. When I was involved in design related marketing I also traveled a great deal throughout the eleven Western states. I was a marketing rep and design liaison for fast food chain restaurant interiors and also had a job as a marketing rep for furniture manufactured in Federal prisons. That job inspired my book RIPOFF and the Revenge is Fun series.

2) When you were growing up, who were some of your favorite authors and had any of them gone on to influence your literary work?

I read a lot while growing up. I actually read at an eighth-grade level in the third grade. But authors who influenced my writing were discovered when I was an adult. For example, I love Robert Crais, Lee Child and Michael Connelly. They not only create great plots, but their descriptions make you feel like you are there with the characters. Then there is Stephen King, who in my opinion is the consummate storyteller. Even if you don’t like horror, his writing is so compelling you just keep reading. I would definitely say these authors influenced my writing. There was also the lightness and humor of the late Mary Daheim along with good mystery plots.

3) Let’s talk about the culinary-themed Silver Sisters mysteries. In your own synopsis of the inaugural entry, you said you’d written it with your sister and that two of the main characters are based on both of you. Does your sister still collaborate with you in the series?

Yes, we co-author the Silver Sisters Mysteries. My sister is very much the Goldie Silver character who is a gentle soul, an over the hill flower child with a keen sense of detail and owns an antique store in Juneau, Alaska. Phyllis was pretty much a flower child, lived in Alaska for 30 years, and owned an antique store at one time. Goldie’s identical twin sister is Godiva Olivia DuBois, a somewhat selfish wealthy widow who writes the syndicated Ask G.O.D. column (her initials) from her Beverly Hills estate. As for me, I don’t write an advice column, but people always ask my advice. I confess to being a “fashionista,” but far from a millionaire living on a Beverly Hills estate. However, I did live a few houses outside of Beverly Hills twice. Oh, and I am definitely not as selfish as Godiva Olivia DuBois. The benefit is we know exactly how each of the sisters thinks. Basically, we are the country mouse and the city mouse.

The first book in the five-book series, A CORPSE IN THE SOUP, was conceived because Phyllice’s late husband and my ex-husband both loved watching over-the-top cooking shows like the Iron Chef. Godiva does wind up with Chef Caesar Romano as a boyfriend in the first book, but that was actually the only book in the series with a culinary theme until the fifth book. In MURDER ON THE MENU Goldie Silver’s daughter, Chili Pepper, becomes executive chef at a new up and coming restaurant in Portland, Oregon. True to the series, murders begin to happen, and the Silver Sisters become involved.

4) Were you involved in the culinary arts in the past? If not, what led you to write a series of mysteries involving it?

Like I said above, it was the husbands. LOL. Other than acting as design liaison for restaurant interiors for five years, I was not personally involved in culinary arts. However, two of my three children are. My daughter manages the dining room and teaches at a culinary college in England. My youngest son has done everything from working in coffee houses and managing restaurants to being named National Employee of the Year twice by the fine dining chain Capital Grille.

5) You’ve said that some of the characters in the Silver Sisters series are based on real-life people you’d known. Who stands out to you the most and why?

It is hard to pick one. We grew up in a fun-loving zany family and that spirit has carried through for many of our characters. Our father loved to dress in costumes and had a high-octane sense of humor. Sterling and Flossie Silver, the twins’ mother and uncle, are former vaudeville magicians who love to dress in disguise and go under cover.  Every book in the series has characters reminiscent of family members, friends or a combination thereof. It is one of the things my sister and I love about writing together.

6) One of your first published works was an Amazon Short about a one-armed equestrian coach in the two-armed sport of vaulting. You also wrote stories about him and the horses that are published in two Chicken Soup for the Soul books. Can you give us some background as to why you wrote those stories?

Rick Hawthorne of Valley View Vaulters is one of the most amazing people I have ever met. Knowing him and his late wife Virginia changed my outlook on so many things. They exuded love and kindness, and it was contagious. I became more caring and more aware of the needs of others. It was as though they gave me a gift. Throughout his career, Rick has literally created miracles for thousands of handicapped students, like some rising from wheelchairs and walking. Rick lost his left arm and shoulder to cancer when only eleven years old. That never stopped him. He became a medalist in equestrian vaulting and went on to become one of the best vaulting coaches in the American Vaulting Association. I was so proud to tell his story in that first Chicken Soup book—Miracles Happen on Horseback.

7) You’re also known for the Revenge is Fun series. The first book, RIPOFF, was co-written with Caroline Rowe. BUMPING OFF FAT VINNY was co-authored with the late Dennis N. Griffin. That series involves a somewhat younger cast of characters. What provided you with the inspiration to write it?

RIPOFF, the first book in the series, was inspired by what Carolyn and I experienced while representing furniture manufactured in Federal prisons. We worked for a marketing contractor to the government, and so many dodgy and under the radar things happened with that contractor we saw the meat for a story. After nearly four years I quit and Carolyn subsequently was fired by voice mail. We used that in RIPOFF. Our amateur sleuths are three thirtyish savvy women who lost executive jobs and are now underemployed by the Federal Association of Correctional Reform.

Every book in the series was inspired by some real incident that could have fostered a desire to get even. New characters were introduced in BUMPING OFF FAT VINNY and it incorporates various real occurrences as a template. Denny and I had a very bad experience with a publisher we were doing a book for and we created Fat Vinny as the publisher who can’t die. Some of the other factors in that book were inspired by my experiences in Mexico and knowledge of the basis for barter agreements. SCAMMED highlights disputes with an HOA president. All of the series characters come together in that book. I owned a condo that was involved in an HOA lawsuit and the president was so obnoxious (plus costing us $40,000 in attorney’s fees) that I wanted to kill him in print. He had the nerve to die before I could, but he made a perfect character and basis for the SCAMMED plot.

8) Describe for us your happy writing place. Where is it and how does it inspire you?

I have always been lucky to have a dedicated writing space in my homes. Much of my writing was done in Marina Del Rey, California, a place that inspires creativity. Then in 2012 the home in Las Vegas was purchased as a second home, and that became my go-to happy writing place. I could write uninterrupted, the area is serene, and my writing seemed to flow so easily. There is a very active writer’s community in Las Vegas. People would say, “What? You find Las Vegas serene?” My answer always was that Las Vegas is much more than the Strip. We have neighborhoods. Mine happens to be in a master-planned community in the foothills, high above the Strip. So, I would come to the Las Vegas home at least once a month and stay about ten days. Then in 2013, I moved to Las Vegas full time.

9) You said Ripoff in the Revenge is Fun series was inspired by real-life events at the same government contractor that employed both you and your co-author Caroline Rowe. What agency was that and what were some of the actual events that inspired the story?

OMG, where do I begin? UNICOR is a government corporation/rehabilitation program owned by Federal Prisons Industries. They manufactured about 150 types of products in 97 prison factories nationwide. There are currently 83 factories. I toured the factories in Lompoc, California and Coleman, Florida.

The furniture division included various lines of cubicles and was the highest earning part of nearly a billion dollar a year business—the furniture accounted for about $600 million. My biggest project was over $3 million.

Before contracting with the private sector company we worked for, marketing was handled by corrections officers—not the best scenario. We were all seasoned marketing reps with furniture backgrounds. As time went on, we learned of various financial scams that later were attributed to our employer. That was the inspiration for the humorous crime caper we conceived after we both left the company. The government later investigated our former employer and shut them down, which included some litigation. Our scenario is not what actually happened, but according to a former undercover FBI agent who gave us a blurb, “It was a good thing the authors weren’t crooks. It could have happened.”

10) Describe your typical writing day. Do you draft in a journal, a laptop or both? Do you set word goals and, if so, what are they?

I actually don’t have a typical writing day, although I generally write every day. I have done everything from humorous mysteries to true crime memoirs, from a book for writers to my latest book which is the thriller you asked about below. I have also written over 600 published articles about the craft and business of writing. I began by writing magazine and newspaper articles back in the 70s. Now I mostly write books. I’ve written solo, with partners who are writers and also helped two abuse survivors write their memoirs. So, every project is different. Even writing with partners, each one is different depending upon our styles and strengths. The important thing is to identify that right away. It has not been unusual for me to work on more than one book at a time.

I don’t set daily word goals because I don’t believe in forcing myself to write to a target that way. However, I do set total word goals for a book, then literally back into that goal. In other words, if I have set 70,000 words and I am at the 25,000 word point, I know I have approximately 50,000 words left to finish the story. I keep tabs on the word count throughout the process. For example, I am a fast writer sometimes clicking into what has been called automatic writing which greatly helps with pacing. When I’m in that mode, I may churn out 5,000 words or more effortlessly, but that often comes from my subconscious. On other days, maybe it is 1500 or so. My sister is the consummate editor and a slow writer. So, I write our chapters initially and send them to her. It might take her a few days to edit a chapter or add her bits, but she massages every word, and it comes back to me polished. However, if there are any disagreements about what I wrote or she edited, we talk them out and the one who feels the most committed to a plot point prevails. When I wrote with Denny, our styles were very much the same and seamless. Either one crafted a chapter and the other reviewed it.

I don’t outline, but I do identify plot points and a timeline. Unlike many writers, I also read “cold” chapters before continuing and do a basic edit as I go along. That way I don’t have any conflicting incidents, names or other “out of whack” problems to deal with later. I also do at least two read-throughs and edits when the manuscript is finished.

11) Tell us about Mack Peters, who debuted with Watson Falls, edited by your sister. This appears to be an outlier that stands apart from the lighter fare of the cozies. You said in the introduction it was based on a “heinous crime”. What crime was that?

I can’t actually tell you that without giving away the surprise twist in the plot. However, I wanted an action character who could easily move from place to place while enjoying financial security. A character who could launch another series. Incidentally, I am working on the second book for Mack Peters.

His character is a former LAPD cop who left the force after his father, the Beverly Hills police chief, was gunned down in a drive by shooting. Many years ago I met an interesting man who had lots of money but barely worked. When I asked him what he did, he said “I go to my mailbox and collect checks.” I later learned he had copywritten and trademarked an unclaimed popular phrase and licensed it to novelty companies worldwide, so that’s what Mack does. His business basically runs itself, leaving him free to investigate and do whatever he wants to.

What he discovers in the remote town of Watson Falls is a horrible crime that has become more and more frequent, resulting in huge dollars for black-market operators. The book is available in paperback, hardcover, Kindle, ePub and audio. I have a few free audio codes available that I would be happy to provide in exchange for honest reviews.

12) You’ve written mysteries, how to writing books and an autobiography. Is there another genre you’re planning on tackling in the future?

I have also written award-winning short stories and assembled some of them into the one author anthology THE MAFIA FUNERAL and Other Short Stories. I think that about covers it, although I have toyed with the idea of writing more short stories. You know, the quick gratification of having a finished product in days or weeks instead of months or years.

13) Do you see yourself as exclusively a storyteller or do you wish to impart a deeper message or elevate awareness of something specific in your work?

I think I am a little more than a storyteller. I have done a lot to elevate awareness of child and adult abuse after working with Bella Capo and Cheryl and Rob Cuccio. I was an advocate for the equestrian vaulting programs via Rick Hawthorne. I am also fairly outspoken in the political arena, primarily on social media. Dennis Griffin and I had a podcast for over a year where we interviewed writers and people in the industry. Those links can still be found on my website.

14) How does a girl from Chicago find herself in the Nevada desert and how does it facilitate your writing?

When I was 9 my family made a disastrous move to Miami, and we were back in Chicago within 10 months. Three years later, due to my father’s heart condition, we moved to L.A., and over the years I lived in L.A., the Valley, Mar Vista and Marina del Rey until December, 2002 when my ex-husband and I bought the Las Vegas house as a second home. I had done business in Las Vegas since the mid-80s and loved it while having multiple careers. As VP of Marketing for a Travel and Tour company in 1984-85 I was responsible for securing over 20,000 hotel room blocks a year for the tour division. When I worked with restaurant interiors, I had several clients in Las Vegas. With the prison manufactured furniture I did millions of dollars of business with Nellis Air Force base.

From the time back in the 80s when I dealt with the hotels I wanted a house in Las Vegas. That finally happened in 2002 and from 2003 until 2013 I had one foot in Marina del Rey and one in Las Vegas going back and forth every few weeks. I joked that I lived on the 405 freeway. In 2013 I moved here full time. This has always been my most productive writing place. I actually have two offices in my house. One for writing and one for other things.

15) So, what’s next for Morgan St. James?

I have heard it said that life is what happens while you are waiting for it to be the way you planned it. Robert, I truly have no idea what is next. My life has taken so many unplanned twists and turns very little of it was ever pre-planned. If someone had told me years ago that I would be an author with 20 books in publication living in Las Vegas, I probably would have asked them what they were smoking. There are always forks in our road. What happens next depends upon which fork you take.

If you’re interested in learning more about Ms. Morgan and her work, please make use of the links below:

Amazon author page 

Facebook 

Facebook author page 

Morgan St James (general) 

Silver Sisters mysteries

http://morgan-stjames.blogspot.com

WATSON FALLS (audiobook)

BUMPING OFF FAT VINNY (audiobook)

THE MAFIA FUNERAL AND OTHER SHORT STORIES  (audiobook)

Saturday, November 26, 2022

Pottersville Digest


     If you're into UFOs like I am, this is the place to go for UFO-related news.

     The ironic thing here is that the shooter identifies as nonbinary.

     Once a cheat and a fraud, always a cheat and a fraud. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

     I believe in Casual Fridays as much as the next guy but this is ridiculous...

     Remind me who the REAL groomers are, again?

    Keep in mind, this is the son of a man who raped a 13 year-old girl tied up in Jeffrey Epstein's townhouse.

    But I'm sure their hearts are in the right places.

   DeSantis cares about your "individual liberties", alright, as long as you agree with him and his neofascist mindset and agenda. (A 2nd tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

  They may not have had Thanksgiving 70,000 years ago but Neanderthals had surprisingly sophisticated cooks.

     Notice the ISD never once even attempted to make an apology.
     They found a fucking human skull in a backpack. How can it NOT be a crime?!

     "I like this guy. He gets me."

     This doesn't surprise me one bit.

     Moms Demand Action and other such groups exist because of lunatics like Smithson. I mean, he bought an AR10 because the AR15 wasn't destructive enough?

     Then again, Biggs is also the lunatic who challenged McCarthy and went down in flames, so who cares what he thinks?

     Trump is obsessed with the media. It's fallacious to claim he never heard of Fuentes.

     Musk has made a lot of unforced errors in the few weeks he's owned Twitter. But two of them were 1) Twitter is a brand and ought to be treated as such and 2) you can't get away with charging people for services that have been free for close to 15 years. Charging people for promoting their content may work in the short run but people are eventually going to wake up and realize they're paying for something that should be a given on social media. And it doesn't make any sense to charge people for visibility if they're only getting access to a hostile demographic. And Twitter at this point is just turning into a bloated version of Parler. And finally...

     Looks as if Cancun Cruz will have to start brushing up on his Spanish.

Friday, November 25, 2022

The Good News and Bad News With Gen Z and Millennials

 
     Electoral autopsies are practically mandated in the political world, especially in light of a series of thousands of elections in which one party didn't get the general results they were promised by the pollsters and so-called pundits. The silly season of electoral boasting, prognosticating and tea leaf reading is over and both sides, now calmer, look over the same exact data to determine what went wrong or, if you're the prevailing party, what went right
      As we now know, 17 days ago, the Democratic party in what were all essentially down ballot races this latest midterm did surprisingly well even though it seems the ones who were most surprised were right wing gas bags who arrogantly predicted the now laughed-at "red wave" without taking into account certain factors and demographic data.
     And while, yes, female voters, alarmed and horrified at the SCOTUS' neolithically bad and hyperpartisan ruling to take Roe v Wade off the law books brought out female voters in droves and kept our political bacon from getting fried. Abortion rights were protected or enshrined into state constitutions in every state in which is was up for a vote. And, before that, the trend started in Kansas.
     As well as with the female vote, Republican pollsters like the reliably unreliable Frank Luntz, who confidently said on national television that Republicans would enjoy a 20 seat majority in the House (it would be more like 10% of that or two) failed to take into account another important voting bloc- Gen Z and Millennial voters.
     Republican outreach to those who aren't middle aged to old white, xenophobic, Islamophobic and homophobic males has historically been weak to nonexistent. They underestimated the female vote, especially white suburban females, in 2020 and paid the price. Their outreach to black and Hispanic voters is laughable, at best, and they treat young voters as if they don't exist. In short, their attitude is, "I'd like to help you, son, but you're too young to vote." That is, until they're old enough to vote.
     Then exit polling comes in and they find out how well Democrats did among young voters. Then suddenly we hear, not outreach in advance of the 2024 election but raising the minimum voting age so young people are once again disenfranchised.
 
     John Della Volpe of the Harvard Kennedy School Institute of Politics broke it down for PBS News' John Yang when he said,
     "Let me break it down for your pretty simply. When you think about Gen Z, and you add in millennials, OK, those are essentially two generations of voters who have a similar set of values, they voted for Democrats by 18 points, OK, plus-18 for Democrats, the under-40 vote, 59-41."
     That's why Republican scum want to the steal their right to vote because they don't vote "the right way", which is why they've been busting a nut for decades trying to keep voters of color from voting and why Donald Trump screams about American Jews not being sufficiently loyal to the GOP. You'd think this would be their Road to Damascus moment. Instead, to Republicans, the answer isn't any sincere and efficacious outreach. It's more voter suppression.
     As far as the youth vote goes, that isn't a winning strategy. That's because, by 2024, millennials and Generation Z will account for nearly 40% of the national electorate. Throw in progressive women, the Jewish vote (which is historically liberal) and voters of color and you'll see these voters far outnumber the construction hard-hat wearing white male vote that was once so crucial in Goldwater's day.
     So, we have an emerging generation that's smart and well-educated that's just beginning to realize that the quality of their lives begins with political engagement. Gen Z just elected its first standard bearer in Max Frost out of Florida and more will follow.
     That's the good news. Now here's the bad news.
     Only 27% of Generation Z voters could be bothered to turn out for the recent midterms, which is still the highest turnout in three decades. That's hardly a number to get encouraged and excited over. You double that demographic's turnout rate and you would've seen a blue wave that would've made the red wave an even bigger laughingstock than it is.
     We need to get more of these young, firsttime voters to the polls in 2024 because it seems that every election these days is for the soul of the nation because it is.  We live in an era of racism, homophobia and crude but effective voter suppression that's become infused with election denialism from those who are butt-hurt they didn't win their elections.
     These wolves are going to be baying at the gates for a long, long time to come and we need to get progressive voters to the polls every two fucking years to keep those fascist dirty tricksters at bay.

Thursday, November 24, 2022

Happy Thanksgiving 2022

     We here at Casa del Pottersville hope that your Thanksgiving was safe and full of joy and blessings as ours was. What you see on the table is the usual pork loin, mashed potatoes, butternut squash, stuffing, gravy and olives, plus a good Riesling Spatlese. Later, pumpkin pie.

Happy Thanksgiving

     Happy Thanksgiving all my friends and readers. I still have a lot of cooking ahead of me so this will be about it for today, except maybe to take the annual shot of dinner. Yeah, life could always be better, right? But we should take the time to be grateful for the things we still have instead of pining for the things we don't. It just makes much more sense to live one's life like that. So, be grateful for the blessings you have because you may not always have them.

Wednesday, November 23, 2022

Pottersville Digest


     Set a rapist to catch a rapist? You simply can't make this shit up.
     I'm sure he can get the charges dropped... for a little bit of anal sex.

     Musk, even moreso than Trump, is the ultimate delineation of the extremes of hero worship, in which those least worthy of worship, respect and adulation are the ones who frequently receive it the most often and in the largest numbers. We tend to measure people in terms of power, wealth and celebrity, which are the very worst measures of human character. I don't know if it's Musk's Aspergers that makes him such an intolerable sociopath but that sociopathy seems to be an even bigger selling point for his idiotic fanboys. As Adam Serwer wrote in the Atlantic years ago, "the cruelty is the point". And in Musk, they see a super-sized version of themselves, the ultimate avatar of permissiveness that gives them, as they see it, a license to be their very worst selves from the safety and anonymity of a keyboard.

     One of the funniest things I ever saw politically was two years ago when Ducey was literally in the middle of certifying the AZ election results. And during the live televised broadcast, his cell phone kept buzzing and Ducey repeatedly looked at it and pushed it aside. It turned out it was Trump trying to call him to tell him to not certify the results.

     And, if by some impossible chance, they got their playground do-over and they lost those elections. What would they say, then? Best three out of five?

     Merry Christmas. Prepare to die.
     Sure, why shouldn't we take our moral signals from a failed traffic shyster who worked for a failed president?
     Oh fuck empathy. These people plainly don't feel it, so they're insensible to attempts at empathetic outreach. Some of these lunatics are beyond redemption and beyond the reach of the best psychologists and cult deprogrammers. People in cults frequently forsake and abandon families and we're seeing this behavior in many of these QAnon cultists. If family can't reach them, why would anyone seriously propose empathy? These are imbeciles who've swallowed the Koolaid big time and have dived head-first into some of the most ridiculous, fact-free conspiracies that have ever entered the American marketplace of ideas.

     Learn how to read the room, you fucking imbeciles. And finally...

     Republicans- You just can't make those douchebags happy.

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

From GloriFi to Glory Hole

 (By Cyril Blubberpuss, Conservative-American)
Attn: GloriFi Founder and CEO Toby Neugebauer  
Dear Mr. Neugebauer:
   Sometimes, Providence (or maybe Cranston or Warwick or Pawtucket) works in wonderfully mysterious ways. There I was, in my palatial den at my 5th Avenue brownstone, tossing Macallan 24 into the fireplace on this chilly night trying to ignite the logs when I get an email. It was from one of the liberals that reads the dreck written by the left wing pinhead that writes for this sewer of a blog. And, to show that libs can't be trusted with even a simple email client, his email to his leftist buddy got CC'd to me, as well.
    Apparently, the sender of the email and the pinhead who operates this sad attempt at a blog were attempting, in their usually inept way, to make merry over your tragic turn of events. That would be your bank that really wasn't a bank (that was largely if not entirely funded by Paypal co-founder Peter Thiel, perhaps the greatest Homosexual-American born in the 20th century who'd ever founded a nonbank).
   Whatever perceived failures your institution had suffered due to "reputation attacks, the declining economy, and multiple negative media stories", especially the slurs against your institution's reputation that you'd been carefully cultivating since September 2022, which is an eon on Wall Street, certainly cannot be faulted on execution.
     While it is certainly no mean feat to attract large sums of money from conservatives not named Peter Thiel, I cannot imagine for the life of me how your business model did not take off like a Phoenix on fire. What's there not to love about debit cards made of smelted shotgun shells? Red Bull-infused alcoholic beverages and feeling no pain by five PM? 
 
   Well, what corporate titan such as you are can resist the urge to drink to excess when Candace Owens' detractors were trying to hound you out of existence? It, too, breaks my heart that as of tomorrow, you will begin failing with admirable grace and stoicism as you will improbably attempt to make your very few but extremely trusting account-holders whole.
     I could have offered all sorts of financial and banking advice, if you, poor brave and proud man, had reached out to me sooner. I would have suggested, for instance, that it would have behooved you to immediately begin to diversify by creating classical financial instruments and products such as car loans, home loans, IRAs, CD and Money Market accounts.
    But perhaps that was already considered and rejected as too conventional by your shockingly brilliant mind, one that was virtually the only one in the US that came to the astute conclusion that Wall Street was too liberal.
     Indeed, my friend, it is. All those false stories of collateralized debt, insider trading and short-selling are just lies told by Soros and perhaps even the ghost of Saul Alinsky, falsehoods that from to head to toe reek of Patchouli oil and burnt banana peels. The trading pit, always portrayed in the movies as writhing nests of screaming, greedy stockbrokers in bad jackets are actually mosh pits for whatever pot-smoking rock star gets to ring the bell at the start of the trading day.
    Wall Street is already occupied by Woodstock holdovers.
    But banking has certainly changed in the last 30+ years, so perhaps my knowledge of the financial industry is a bit anecdotal and old-fashioned. I remember back in the good old days, my salad days when my father Ambrose was still alive, when banks made their money the old-fashioned way- By risky land speculation after Bill Clinton did away with Glass Steagall in 1999 and accepting bailouts from Hank Paulson.
     Ah, those were the days. And I remember even before that, when liberal Wall Street banks refused to do business with my good friend President Donald Trump just because he and his wife Ivana were getting divorced. Luckily for the Donald, help came in the way of bags of cash that were shipped to him or delivered via courier. I recall one such delivery was made to Allen Weisselberg and the Donald on the 26th floor of Trump Tower by a courier who smelled of vodka, blood and railroad cinders. Big bastard, he was, at about six foot seven and weighing in excess of 350 pounds.
     Anyway, for some reason that was never explained to me, the money, originally in rubles, was given to my friend, the future president, on condition that he sign over the birth certificate for his first-born male child, Donald, Jr, something that Donald Sr made me swear I'd never tell him. So, if Donald fils suddenly disappears from the public eye only to pop up two years later in Eastern European gay porn videos, don't be surprised.
     The point I'm trying to make, Toby (Donald likes to jokingly refer to you as Cunt Kinte after the ROOTS character. You and I both know Donald cannot resist a good nickname), is that financial startups fall faster than College Republicans at an open bar and, unfortunately, that includes your dream child, GloriFi.
     Some will say that the emphasis on culture wars was the author of your downfall but I will never say that. I am sure that some day, expedited banking services for those under indictment for murder one in self-defense cases will one day quickly catch on like Crystal Pepsi and Republicans in 2022.
     Sadly, I sign myself your friend and mourner,
     Cyril Blubberpuss,  Conservative-American

Pottersville Digest


     Well, I guess Chrisley didn't know best.
     Of course, never mentioned by Tucker Carlson (R-Swanson) is that the vast majority of people getting arrested for molesting children and possessing kiddie porn happen to be right wingers. Google George Nader's name for a start.

    Wouldn't it be wild if Gionet sought asylum in Russia and Ed Snowden became his roommate?

     Well, fuck me running. I'm just floored. < /sarcasm >

     To me, the choice is pretty clear.

   "The incident happened in Guthrie, Oklahoma outside of a Halloween haunted house. There were many guns in the car, including one gun that was registered to the governor. The governor's son is 20 years old and was intoxicated while driving... The Oklahoma Highway Patrol, which provides security to the governor and his family, came to the scene to pick up Stitt's son and drive him home at taxpayer expense."
     Ah, white privilege.

     Gee, what a shock to my system.
     As I've been saying for years, Republican scum want Trumpism but not Trump. But who the hell listens to me?

     I guess Catholics have more fun.
     Meme intermission.

     This is the real reason why Musk is butt-fucking Twitter.

     Oh, this is sweet and is my favorite part of democracy- When right wing nut jobs get voted out.

     People need to stop listening to Trump.
     This is the real reason why Musk is butt-fucking Twitter.
     I believe that, at this point, any lawyer that goes to work for Trump holds their own law license in complete contempt.

     Donnie Dumbo is having a very bad day in court. (Pdf file)

     Several rioters were at Trump's campaign launch. The ironic thing is his security wouldn't let them leave until he was done blabbering. And finally...

     Imagine spending about a sixth of your net worth on a house. You immediately then go about firing the people who maintain the property. The electricians, plumbers, landscapers, everyone. You then invite the very worst people in the neighborhood to move in, people who'd been barred from the property for bad behavior. Then you let them do whatever they want, thereby tanking property values for anything near you. This is exactly what Musk has done to Twitter.

Monday, November 21, 2022

Pottersville Digest


     The GOP is the party of violence, pedophilia and prostitution, plain and simple. There's no other way to look at it.

     Gym Jordan ought to launch an investigation into who stole his coat and brain.

     Well, that didn't last long.
     Dan Savage weighs in with simple but powerful language about the deadly mass shooting at Club Q in Colorado Springs last night.
     As if getting beaten 40-3 wasn't bad enough. (Tip o' the tinfoil hat to Constant Reader, CC)

     Your Brad o' the day: Short Bus edition.
     Typical right wing response or rather, non-response. This can literally be copied and pasted onto a followup article about any mass shooting that takes place anywhere in the country. You're better off not even trying to fake empathy because empathy is not in the emotional toolkit for cold-blooded Nazis like you.
     It didn't bear fruit because the fat fuck shut down the investigation, left the grand jury hanging and sent all the evidence back to the witnesses.
     Y'all, he's one of the good ones 'cuz he thinks like us and does what he's told. If I say his name is Toby, then it's Toby. Shut the fuck up, Newt.

     Making America Great Again one petty theft at a time.
     It couldn't have happened to nicer group of fascists.
     That's bullshit. The whole idea of putting a red flag next to someone's name is so it can be visible, not hidden under court seals so gun store owners can't see it.
     Colorado Springs, where heroes get arrested for saving lives and murderous gunmen have red flags removed from their names. And finally...

     If Ukraine takes back the Crimean peninsula, I'll buy a bottle of Korbel champagne.

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